   
Duncan
Supporter Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 5646 Registered: 12-2001

| Posted on Friday, January 20, 2006 - 2:35 pm: |
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Some of the artists of the 60's and 80's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: 1. The Bee Gees- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip? 2. Bobby Darin- Splish Splash I Was Havin' a Flash 3. Ringo Starr- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends 4. Roberta Flack- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face 5. Johnny Nash- I Can't See Clearly Now 6. Paul Simon- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 7. The Commodores- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom 8. Marvin Gaye- I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts 9. Procol Harem- A Whiter Shade of Hair 10. Leo Sayer- You Make Me Feel Like Napping 11. The Temptations- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone 12. Abba- Denture Queen 13. Tony Orlando- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall 14. Helen Reddy- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore 15. Willie Nelson- On the Commode Again 16. Leslie Gore- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want T |