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TomD
Citizen
Username: Tomd
Post Number: 359
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Monday, February 6, 2006 - 2:34 pm: | 
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Did anyone else read the best blonde joke ever? |
Eats Shoots & Leaves
Citizen
Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 2994
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Monday, February 6, 2006 - 3:26 pm: |
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I saw it here: http://bgeiger.net/weblog/archives/2005/11/12/best-blonde-joke-ever/
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AlleyGater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1164
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Monday, February 6, 2006 - 5:21 pm: |
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I think I've determined I'm blonde. |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1024
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Monday, February 6, 2006 - 6:31 pm: |
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I, too, have discovered my inner blonde. |
Buttercup
Citizen
Username: Buttercup
Post Number: 41
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, February 6, 2006 - 11:24 pm: |
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Haha. |
Josh Holtz
Citizen
Username: Jholtz
Post Number: 264
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 4:04 am: |
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I'm having problems getting the joke up ... I keeping clicking through but can't locate it. Can someone please post the actual joke? I would appreciate it. Thanks. |
Scully
Citizen
Username: Scully
Post Number: 137
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 4:30 am: |
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I remain a brunette... |
LibraryLady(ncjanow)
Supporter
Username: Librarylady
Post Number: 2985
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 6:42 am: |
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Josh..you obviously are blonde, very blonde. But tell us, is it natural??? |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 5720
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 10:16 am: |
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What's the definition of a smart blond?
A golden retriever. |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 6712
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 10:19 am: |
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Why don't blondes make chocolate chip cookies? |
Eats Shoots & Leaves
Citizen
Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 2996
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 10:34 am: |
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Because they can't peel he M&M's? Variation on an old blonde joke of How can you tell when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? There are M&M shells all over the floor.
And while we are on the topic of M&M's:
What is a blonde's job at the M&M factory? Proofreader. |
Parkbench87
Citizen
Username: Parkbench87
Post Number: 3513
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 10:37 am: |
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You people are CRUEL |
Eats Shoots & Leaves
Citizen
Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 2997
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 10:55 am: |
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And politically incorrect to boot!
Can I join the right wing now? I can also tell some great Mohammed jokes. |
LilLB
Citizen
Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1259
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 11:16 am: |
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My favorite "blonde" story was when a (blonde) friend of mine was stopped on the street by one of the news channels who was doing a fluff piece on whether or not blondes were smarter or had more fun or something like that.
Anyway, the newscaster stopped my friend and asked her whether she liked being blonde and if she thought they were smarter and she responded "Yes, I mean - at least I'm not a brown-head".... She couldn't remember the word "brunette" and she stuck "brown-head" into the sentence. Classic.
On national television no less  |
ffof
Citizen
Username: Ffof
Post Number: 4480
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 2:26 pm: |
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http://www.blondiescafe.com/
Only blondes work here. |
buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 3785
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 2:49 pm: |
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ffof
Citizen
Username: Ffof
Post Number: 4481
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 2:54 pm: |
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Yes. Very good likeness. Although, I think the ostrich is better at putting on lipstick. |
jeffl
Supporter
Username: Jeffl
Post Number: 1573
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 8, 2006 - 9:05 am: |
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A blonde goes ice fishing one night. She starts to cut into the ice and hears a booming voice from above, "There is no ice fishing here!" She's frightened but moves her stool, starts to cut into the ice again..."THERE'S NO ICE FISHING HERE!!" She's terrified and calls out, "God, is that you?" The voice responds, "No, I own this skating rink." |
MBJ
Citizen
Username: Mbj
Post Number: 118
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 8, 2006 - 3:49 pm: |
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Why do blonds have "TGIF" written in all their shoes?
Toes Go In First. |
commonsense
Citizen
Username: Commonsense
Post Number: 21
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 8:54 pm: |
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A blonde is pulled over by a policeman. He says " Miss, you were speeding. May I see your license please"
She says "What's a license?"
He says "It's that thin card in your wallet with your picture on it"
She fumbles in her wallet and pulls out her compact. Seeing her face in the compact she hands it to the policeman.
He looks at it and says "Oh, I'm sorry...I didn't know you were a policeman..You can go" |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 2322
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 10:14 pm: |
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Debby
Citizen
Username: Debby
Post Number: 2198
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 10:26 pm: |
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ES&L
I heard she got fired...kept throwing away the Ws |
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