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red
Citizen
Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5035
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 2:08 pm: | 
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My son is upstairs playing in his room. Hubby and I are just chillin' watching the Villanova Syaracuse game. Suddenly I hear a loud banging sound.
I say "Little Red what are you doing?"
To which he replies "Nothing mom"
"It doesn't sound like nothing"
So hubby just bursts out laughing, saying how many times do you think that was said in someone's house today?
Just made me think, I thought I would never say something like that... |
kmk
Supporter
Username: Kmk
Post Number: 1052
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 3:12 pm: |
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"Because I said so, that's why." |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1133
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 3:20 pm: |
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"Why don't you get dressed and I'll drive you to the train. I prefer to sleep alone."  |
Joan
Supporter
Username: Joancrystal
Post Number: 7086
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 3:21 pm: |
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If I have repeat what I just said one more time... |
fiche
Citizen
Username: Fiche
Post Number: 82
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 4:09 pm: |
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You've got another think comin' |
red
Citizen
Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5038
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 4:36 pm: |
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las--classic |
Meandtheboys
Citizen
Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 3147
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 5:01 pm: |
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If you don't cut that out right now, I swear I will stop this car..........
I freak myself right the heck out every time I hear my mother coming out of my mouth! |
ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 4822
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 5:27 pm: |
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"Don't touch what doesn't belong to you!" |
LibraryLady(ncjanow)
Supporter
Username: Librarylady
Post Number: 3077
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 5:41 pm: |
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If all your friends jumped of the GW Bridge would you too??? |
sbenois
Supporter
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14678
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 5:44 pm: |
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Only if I was being forced to eat you know what. |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1290
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 5:48 pm: |
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Don't use that tone of voice with me, Missy! |
tulip
Citizen
Username: Braveheart
Post Number: 3300
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 5:57 pm: |
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"Dad and I are going to bed. Would you please be quiet when you come in and hang the key on the hook? Thanks..."
and then really going to bed, and to sleep. |
joy
Citizen
Username: Joy
Post Number: 397
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 6:45 pm: |
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Don't make me get up... |
LibraryLady(ncjanow)
Supporter
Username: Librarylady
Post Number: 3078
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 6:47 pm: |
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Shh....This is a Library! |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1136
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 7:04 pm: |
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Don't use that tone of voice with me, Missy!
I heard ess say that at dinner the other night and I dropped my fork! It works on grown-ups, too. |
Duncan
Supporter
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 5856
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 7:16 pm: |
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You can't say you don't like it until you have tasted it! |
Kibbegirl
Citizen
Username: Kibbegirl
Post Number: 399
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 8:17 pm: |
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Find what you want to eat and close the damn refridgerator door! |
jeffl
Supporter
Username: Jeffl
Post Number: 1598
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 8:17 pm: |
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Stop reading and go to bed!! |
tom
Citizen
Username: Tom
Post Number: 4465
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 9:56 pm: |
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are we paying to heat the neighborhood? |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 292
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 10:46 pm: |
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Go out side and cut me a switch...  |
Just The Aunt
Supporter
Username: Auntof13
Post Number: 4209
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 11:15 pm: |
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When I was a kid I walked 2 miles to school, in the snow, with no shoes. And it was uphill both ways.
If you only knew how lucky you are! When I was a kid... |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 6849
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 5, 2006 - 11:40 pm: |
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What bothers you most about constipation?
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thegoodsgt
Citizen
Username: Thegoodsgt
Post Number: 930
Registered: 2-2002
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 7:59 am: |
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Said to someone whose political views run opposite mine: "You have a good point." |
kmk
Supporter
Username: Kmk
Post Number: 1053
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 8:56 am: |
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"Drive safely...I love you." |
Lou
Citizen
Username: Flf
Post Number: 81
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 8:56 am: |
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"i wanna be a farmer." |
Scully
Citizen
Username: Scully
Post Number: 203
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 8:57 am: |
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'Clean your plate. There are hungry children in (fill in the current hard luck country) who would love to have all good food that to eat.'
To show my age, the starving children in my case were in Europe. In following generations they moved on to China, then Africa...
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Scully
Citizen
Username: Scully
Post Number: 204
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 8:59 am: |
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Don't come crying to me if you fall out of that tree and break your head. |
crabby
Citizen
Username: Crabbyappleton
Post Number: 496
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:03 am: |
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Watch your language or I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap! |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4068
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:33 am: |
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It's 6.30pm, I have to get home. |
monster
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2355
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 11:31 am: |
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I love you Buzzsaw!
Sh¡t, did I type that out loud! |
Kiba
Citizen
Username: Radical_kiba
Post Number: 51
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 11:58 am: |
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"I want to go to bed now. kaythanks." |
Shanabana
Citizen
Username: Shanabana
Post Number: 242
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 12:12 pm: |
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"My god, it's late!" (Clock reads 11:00 pm) |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1298
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 12:36 pm: |
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"I'm avoiding carbs." |
AlleyGater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1224
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 12:57 pm: |
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"I can't believe I'm saying this, but... Not tonight honey, I am unbelievably tired and we both need to wake up early tomorrow." |
BGS
Citizen
Username: Bgs
Post Number: 690
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 3:26 pm: |
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"Do as I say and not as I do" |
Morrisa da Silva
Citizen
Username: Mod
Post Number: 384
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 8:02 am: |
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"for every poop in the potty you get 2 m&m's" |
red
Citizen
Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5068
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 8:38 am: |
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bella
Citizen
Username: Bella
Post Number: 556
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 7:50 pm: |
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If you'd clean this (room, desk, house, etc.) you'd feel better.
Take a hot shower, it'll help break up the phlegm.
The head tells the tail to wag, not the other way around.
 Ack! I am turning into my parents. |
monster
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2380
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 9:19 pm: |
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hmmm, my head wags when it see tail.... |
red
Citizen
Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5096
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 9:22 pm: |
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bring back bloo, bring back bloo!!!!! |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1337
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 9:35 pm: |
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Can't we just watch one more episode of "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"? |
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