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The Soulful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1573
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:10 am: | 
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
New liquor warning labels:
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ••• kicked. |
red
Citizen
Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5054
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:13 am: |
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Just The Aunt
Supporter
Username: Auntof13
Post Number: 4214
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:44 am: |
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Soul old pal
You know, until I started to read the 'warnings' I thought this was an actual medication. I know /{104858,}!
With the exception of the third 'warning, it's pretty funny!  |
Just The Aunt
Supporter
Username: Auntof13
Post Number: 4215
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:46 am: |
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Soul old pal
You know, until I started to read the 'warnings' I thought this was an actual medication.
I know 
With the exception of the third 'warning, it's pretty funny!  |
monster
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 2354
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 11:28 am: |
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Who needs tequila to act that way?
Has anyone seen my bra & panties?
Who's kid is that?
In my case they should have included the following warning,
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that you can ride that BULL! |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1296
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 12:34 pm: |
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That explains a lot!! Should have read those warnings years ago. |
The Soulful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1576
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 12:35 pm: |
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I know, ess, I've seen you dance... |
The Soulful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1580
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 11:00 am: |
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taking a full dose as we speak... |
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