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jeffl
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Username: Jeffl
Post Number: 1601
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 7:20 pm: | 
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"Chock full o'Nuts is that heavenly coffee,
heavenly coffee, heavenly coffee
Chock full o'Nuts is that heavenly coffee,
Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy."
Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy? Can you imagine someone saying that?
Any more examples come to mind? |
Nohero
Supporter
Username: Nohero
Post Number: 5137
Registered: 10-1999
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 7:27 pm: |
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I don't have other examples, but -
Chock Full o'Nuts has "updated" their jingle to "billionaire".
http://www.chockfullonuts.com/HearChockRock/ |
Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 8816
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 7:32 pm: |
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Dr. Evil penned it, I guess. |
Kibbegirl
Citizen
Username: Kibbegirl
Post Number: 402
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 7:42 pm: |
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Two all beef patties
Special sauce
Lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a
Sesame seed bun! |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1308
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 8:04 pm: |
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Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is... |
Just The Aunt
Supporter
Username: Auntof13
Post Number: 4230
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 8:18 pm: |
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I don't want to grow up I'm a Toys R Us Kid...
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R!
My bologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R
Oh, I like to eat it every day
And if you ask me I will say
Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A! |
ML
Supporter
Username: Ml1
Post Number: 2950
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 8:33 pm: |
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Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
That name again
Is Mr. Plow.
Duff Beer for me,
Duff Beer for you.
I'll have a Duff
You have one too. |
Duncan
Supporter
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 5874
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:04 pm: |
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Schaeffer is the
one beer to have
when you're having more than one!!!
brought to you by MADD  |
doulamomma
Citizen
Username: Doulamomma
Post Number: 1159
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:26 pm: |
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Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts!
If you dare wear short shorts,
Nare for shorts shorts...
to follow up on Duncan's idea:
Brought to you by MS Magazine!) |
ML
Supporter
Username: Ml1
Post Number: 2951
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:57 pm: |
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the uncut version:
"OK Rookie, up on the barrel!"
"The most rewarding flavor in this man's world,
For people who are having fun!
Schaefer is the one beer to have
When your having more than ONE" |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1314
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 9:59 pm: |
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Hold the pickle
Hold the lettuce
Special orders
Don't upset us.... |
Duncan
Supporter
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 5877
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 9:06 am: |
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ok, so if you want the whole, uncut version...here 'tis
Quote:Schaefer is the
One beer to have when you're
Having more than one
Schaefer's pleasure doesn't fade
Even when your thirst is done....
The most rewarding flavor
In this man's world
For people who are having funnnnnn......
Schaefer is the
One beer to have when you're
Having more than one!!
This one makes me cringe. And I don't know what made me think of it
Quote:I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
And never never never let you forget
you're a man. Cause I'm a woman..
Enjolie
yikes
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VinnyM
Citizen
Username: Frodo
Post Number: 129
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 10:28 am: |
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It's the deep fried taste,
It's the crispy crunch,
pass the pringles please
I need a bunch.
I've got the fever for the flavor of a pringles. |
LilLB
Citizen
Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1358
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 10:36 am: |
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Libby's, Libby's, Libby's
on the Label, Label, Label.
You will Like it, Like it, Like it
On the Table, Table, Table.
What's your dog's name??
Digger!!!
Digger the dog, Digger he goes with you when you explore..
Just pull his leash, he'll go for a walk, he's your dog for sure!! |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 6862
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 10:49 am: |
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I'm a Pepper
She's a Pepper
He's a Pepper
We're a Pepper
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? |
Hank Zona
Supporter
Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5321
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 10:55 am: |
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Anyone know where this jingle comes from?....
Make your hobby, hubby
Keep your hubby happy
When he's a little chubby
He's the happy pappy
With Rockenschpeel
And if anyone has heard it, David Sedaris does a hilarious cover of the Oscar Meyer theme song as Billie Holiday would sing it.
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Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1623
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 11:00 am: |
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Just the other day I heard a fella say
Give me Mission Bell Wine because Mission Bell's fine! |
algebra2
Supporter
Username: Algebra2
Post Number: 3999
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 11:15 am: |
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Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh! |
ML
Supporter
Username: Ml1
Post Number: 2952
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 12:56 pm: |
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Hank,
everyone knows that's a 'stones song. |
campbell29
Citizen
Username: Campbell29
Post Number: 367
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 1:03 pm: |
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Somebody up there loves you - Direct TV |
bklyntonj
Citizen
Username: Bklyntonj
Post Number: 609
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 3:22 pm: |
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Did you know the lyrics for the original Chock full o'Nuts song was:
"Better coffee a Rockerfeller's money can't buy."?
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LibraryLady(ncjanow)
Supporter
Username: Librarylady
Post Number: 3085
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 3:43 pm: |
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Oh the place for you
And the place for me.
Is the local, public
Li berry!
Don't cross the street
in the middle, in the middle
in the middle in the middle
of the block.
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jeffl
Supporter
Username: Jeffl
Post Number: 1605
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 3:50 pm: |
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I sing the cross the street song all the time when I'm walking with my kids. I think it makes them very proud to be my children. I think the smirks are just masking their pride. |
shestheone
Citizen
Username: Shestheone
Post Number: 246
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 4:45 pm: |
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I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
And never, ever let you forget you're a man
'Cause I'm a woman
Enjolie! |
Josh Holtz
Citizen
Username: Jholtz
Post Number: 315
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 4:50 pm: |
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Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue, what would we do without Galaxy Glue? |
Duncan
Supporter
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 5899
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 4:59 pm: |
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hey Shestheone...copycat  |
MBJ
Citizen
Username: Mbj
Post Number: 177
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 6:15 pm: |
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Palasades amusement park
Swings all day and after dark...
Ride the coaster
Get cool, in the waves, in the pool
You'll have fun
So, come on over. |
LibraryLady(ncjanow)
Supporter
Username: Librarylady
Post Number: 3086
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 6:26 pm: |
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N E S T L E S
Nestles makes the very best......
Chocolate
My beer is Reingold the dry beer
Find it wherever you buy beer...(sorry TOM) |
kathy
Citizen
Username: Kathy
Post Number: 1266
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 6:51 pm: |
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LL, You faded away there...
My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer
It's not bitter, not sweet
It's the dry flavor treat
Won't you try
Extra-dry
Rheingold beer!
And there was another one, too:
East Side, West Side, all around the town
Rheingold extra-dry beer is the beer of great renown
Friendly, freshning [??] Rheingold
Always happily dry
The clean, crisp taste that you want in beer
Is in Rheingold extra-dry.
It is truly embarrassing that my mind is cluttered up with all these old jingles! |
LibraryLady(ncjanow)
Supporter
Username: Librarylady
Post Number: 3087
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 6:55 pm: |
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But Kathy, that is one of the reasons why the Hoopleheads always do so well....... |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1625
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 6:56 pm: |
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I'm just nuts about that Chateau Martin Wine!!!!
or
L-A-V-A, L-A-V-A.
or (so help me god):
If nature should forget
Go to your medicine cabinet
Get Ex Lax Take Ex Lax
Then, then, then
You'll feel you're living again. |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1626
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 6:57 pm: |
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Tasty yeast is dandy, for your appetite
Tasty yeast is handy, eat it day or night.
(Jean Shepherd, requiescat in pace) |
kathy
Citizen
Username: Kathy
Post Number: 1267
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 7:04 pm: |
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Sadly, the Hoopleheads did not win this year, although we did make it to the finals. But we did have cool shirts. |
Gene Z
Citizen
Username: Genez
Post Number: 596
Registered: 2-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 7:05 pm: |
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And now, from the Midwest:
I'm from Milwaukee and I ought to know,
It's draft brewed Blatz beer, wherever you go.
Smoother and fresher, less filling that's clear.
Blatz is Milwaukee's finest beer.
(Actually, I'm from Chicago; but, Milwaukee's just a suburb.) |
shestheone
Citizen
Username: Shestheone
Post Number: 247
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 8:03 pm: |
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Hey Duncan,
I didn't go back and read them all. Sorry about that. Nice to know it makes someone else cringe too. It sure was memorable though! |
shestheone
Citizen
Username: Shestheone
Post Number: 248
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 8:03 pm: |
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Hey Duncan,
I didn't go back and read them all. Sorry about that. Nice to know it makes someone else cringe too. It sure was memorable though! |
Duncan
Supporter
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 5903
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 8:24 pm: |
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you bet it was... I am a little afraid that, without consultation, we both came up with that.  |
bella
Citizen
Username: Bella
Post Number: 555
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 10:39 pm: |
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Bum, bum, bumble bee, Bumble Bee Tuna, I love Bumble Bee Tuna... |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1326
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 10:42 pm: |
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When Mama wants to please me, she just has to cheese me....I got the blues.... |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 402
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 11:20 pm: |
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Take a ring, and then another ring, and another ring, and you've got three rings it's Ballantine.
May my dear father's soul rest in peace,
jml
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AlleyGater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1257
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 - 11:29 pm: |
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Duncan, I was about to post that one too. So I guess all three of us are great minds that think alike. |
toad
Citizen
Username: Toad
Post Number: 130
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 6:42 am: |
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L S M F T
"Lucky Strike means fine tobacco" |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1627
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 8:12 am: |
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Watch Wilhelmina eat her farina
Smooth and delicious cream farina
Smooth and delicious
That's why she loves it so, H-O! |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1628
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 8:15 am: |
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Light up a Lucky
It's light up time
Be happy, go Lucky
It's light up time
For the taste of your life
Light up a Lucky Strike
Relax, it's light up time...
No words about lung cancer, emphysema, or lip cancers by the way. |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 5843
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 10:02 am: |
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I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair.
Big Marty's...
Really does...
Sell carpet...
Cheaper.
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shoshannah
Citizen
Username: Shoshannah
Post Number: 1198
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 10:21 am: |
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Not a jingle, but . . .
It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are? |
Pippi
Supporter
Username: Pippi
Post Number: 1872
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 10:22 am: |
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watch it wiggle, see it jiggle |
blackcat
Citizen
Username: Blackcat
Post Number: 501
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 - 12:31 pm: |
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Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best
And lest we forget:
Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow |
Project 37
Citizen
Username: Project37
Post Number: 5
Registered: 3-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, March 9, 2006 - 10:20 am: |
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Oh-oh-oh...
Ice cold milk and an Oreo cookie
They forever go together
What a classic combination
When a dark delicious cookie meets an icy cold sensation
Like the one and only creamy crunchy choc-o-late...
O – R – E – O! |
VinnyM
Citizen
Username: Frodo
Post Number: 134
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, March 9, 2006 - 10:55 am: |
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Not sure if this was ever an oreo jingle, but I remember it from childhood
Do you know exactly
how to eat an Oreo?
Well to do it,
You unscrew it, very fast
'cause a kid'll eat the middle of an oreo first,
and save the chocolate cookie outside for last |
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