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mem
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Username: Mem
Post Number: 5878
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 5:44 pm: | 
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I'll start:
Wahoolie!
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WendyP
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Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 3249
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 5:46 pm: |
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Hoo ha! |
phyllis
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Username: Phyllis
Post Number: 479
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 5:47 pm: |
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badoobadoo |
Pippi
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Username: Pippi
Post Number: 1916
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 5:56 pm: |
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coochie |
Tom Reingold
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Username: Noglider
Post Number: 12940
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 6:01 pm: |
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798 more: http://www.asstr.org/~poisoniv1/pussy.html
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ajc
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Username: Ajc
Post Number: 4862
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 6:12 pm: |
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...this just goes to prove there's a seat for every •••.  |
doulamomma
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Username: Doulamomma
Post Number: 1229
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 6:21 pm: |
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As stated on the show "Grey's Anatomy" recently, "Vajayjay".
Also, Ommpaloompa...not what I call it, mind you, but it has a certain ring to it |
BGS
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Username: Bgs
Post Number: 751
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 6:39 pm: |
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patootie |
The Man
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Username: Bumboklaat
Post Number: 158
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 7:04 pm: |
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pootie tang!
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\2{Monster}
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 2497
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 7:52 pm: |
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Holey(sic) Hairless Hannah!
Wilhelmina |
Pippi
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Username: Pippi
Post Number: 1917
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 8:24 pm: |
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oh I LIKE Vajayjay!
I may have to use that |
Ace789nj
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Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 319
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 8:29 pm: |
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Most are pretty vulgar, but you asked.
vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cun*, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat,lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fukhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, love rocket socket, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuk pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her ahole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni,willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count apula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pa*****o, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuk donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cunzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley,
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las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1243
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 8:33 pm: |
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China. |
CFA
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Username: Cfa
Post Number: 1606
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 8:42 pm: |
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LOL @ tuna taco  |
ess
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Username: Ess
Post Number: 1389
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 8:55 pm: |
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How did Ace's post make it through the censors?
That said, there were plenty of LOLs.
I would like to see a similar thread on the male C word. |
Kibbegirl
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Username: Kibbegirl
Post Number: 422
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 9:17 pm: |
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Moby |
mem
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Username: Mem
Post Number: 5879
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 10:10 pm: |
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Hmmm. Will this thread get pulled?
Will Tom Reingold demand a recipe?
How long has Ace been collecting all those words, and did Ace type all that?
Tune in tomorrow for another episode of The MOL Monologues. |
Alleygater
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Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1319
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 12:34 am: |
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Poonani (is always popular)
Hairy Clam
Jenny
Jennifer |
The Soulful Mr T
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Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1611
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 8:13 am: |
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tackle box? never heard THAT one before... nor crotch waffle.... |
kmk
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Username: Kmk
Post Number: 1079
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 8:53 am: |
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Panty Hamster?! |
WendyP
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Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 3253
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 8:56 am: |
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I don't know, I kind of get the impression that when mem said "Better" she kind of meant "Nicer" and a whole bunch of names that are showing up here are hardly "nicer" than the C or V word! Quite a few of them are just plain nasty.
IMHO! |
Brett Weir
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Username: Brett_weir
Post Number: 1327
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 8:57 am: |
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Doulamamma- Classic scene on Grey's "Anatomy":
"O'Malley- stop starin' at my vajayjay!"
My wife busted a lung laughing! |
Bob K
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Username: Bobk
Post Number: 10948
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 9:05 am: |
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This is a disgusting thread!!!!!!
All of you should be suspended!!!!!!! |
Hank Zona
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Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5332
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 9:36 am: |
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Tom Robbins' phrase in "Still Life With Woodpecker" -- peachfish |
Jay
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Username: Jaymon
Post Number: 1088
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 9:51 am: |
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Ah, another family oriented thread.......
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Buzzsaw
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Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4160
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 9:55 am: |
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hats off to Ace!
you learn something new every day.
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Tom Reingold
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Username: Noglider
Post Number: 12950
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 9:59 am: |
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ess, I think there are not nearly as many nicknames for the male member. Why that is could be a very interesting study!
bobk, are you serious?
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The Soulful Mr T
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Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1612
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 10:20 am: |
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It *IS* merely coincidence, vis-à-vis MOL...but...I've always referred to my penis as "the monster," as in, "I.." oh, never mind. |
Earlster
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Username: Earlster
Post Number: 1479
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 10:20 am: |
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Bob,
you didn't like 'b.o.b.'s bungalow'?
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Bob K
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Username: Bobk
Post Number: 10950
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 10:36 am: |
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Tom, nope.  |
Alleygater
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Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1325
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 10:53 am: |
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quinny
quim |
Ace789nj
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Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 322
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 2:10 pm: |
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ESS - How did Ace's post make it through the censors?
It took me about 30 minutes to revamp my list, had to take a couple out alltogether
BTW, I have that list saved from the last time someone asked for "hairy doughnut"  variations (on a different forum group)
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ess
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Username: Ess
Post Number: 1395
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 2:18 pm: |
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Ace, I think there is one missing. Ever read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? There is a particular epithet in there of interest vis-a-vis your list.
I must say that "Melvin" really cracked me up. No pun intended. |
Ace789nj
Citizen
Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 323
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 2:25 pm: |
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I think my favorite is "cold cut combo" |
mem
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Username: Mem
Post Number: 5882
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 2:27 pm: |
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I'm with my friend WendyP. I stopped at bitch ditch. |
Ace789nj
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Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 324
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 2:29 pm: |
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TOM R - 798 more: http://www.asstr.org/~poisoniv1/pussy.html
I just checked that link, I'm #7 |
\2{Monster}
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 2502
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 2:29 pm: |
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Soulful, oh never mind.... |
catmanjac
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Username: Catmanjac
Post Number: 86
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 4:54 pm: |
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PIE AT THE Y |
The Soulful Mr T
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Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1614
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 6:28 pm: |
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Ace, what's pa*****o? pistaccio? potato? prociutto? |
The Soulful Mr T
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Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1615
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 6:31 pm: |
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And not only do I call my dick "the monster," I call my, ahem, butthole, Alex.
Don't ask why. If you have to ask, you can't afford it. |
WendyP
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Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 3258
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 8:35 pm: |
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No danger of me asking, Mr. T. I feel like I know way more than I ever wanted to know already!
TMI! |
red
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Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5156
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 8:45 pm: |
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Way TMI!!! |
WendyP
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Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 3259
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 8:51 pm: |
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TMI to the tenth power.
Now you know, if I ever see him in person, all those charming details are going to be the first thing to pop in to my mind as I'm saying hello!
Aaarrrrggghhh!
Hey Red, I thought you were using Bloo? |
SO Ref
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Username: So_refugee
Post Number: 1585
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 8:59 pm: |
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Pachoulie
Billy Goat's Gruff |
Ace789nj
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Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 326
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 9:34 pm: |
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Mr T - I dunno, when I started collecting that list, that one was already blocked out.
MEM - Sorry if I offended you (or anyone), I'm always quick to paste that list.
That being said, I'm putting together a list of the male counterparts (pun intended ) |
mem
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Username: Mem
Post Number: 5883
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 9:54 pm: |
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Ace - No problem - it had to done. Cheers! |
Deidra
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Username: Deidralynn
Post Number: 514
Registered: 6-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 10:19 pm: |
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Charlotte from "Sex and the City" named hers "Rebecca".
Then there's: Cat Trap. |
thegoodsgt
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Username: Thegoodsgt
Post Number: 933
Registered: 2-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 7:27 am: |
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And we wonder why other cultures hate us....
Twatchy. |
Scully
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Username: Scully
Post Number: 228
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 9:33 am: |
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Patunia |
bak
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Username: Bak
Post Number: 802
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 4:05 pm: |
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Woo |
Oldstone
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Username: Rogers4317
Post Number: 638
Registered: 6-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 4:12 pm: |
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and if you're a redhead: ginge minge |
ess
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Username: Ess
Post Number: 1416
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 4:18 pm: |
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Still missing the one from "Cuckoo's Nest". And damned if I'm going to be the one to say it. |
catmanjac
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Username: Catmanjac
Post Number: 90
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 4:32 pm: |
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There are many Yiddish slang words for male genitalia... but I don't know any for female. Anyone? |
gemini
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Username: Gemini
Post Number: 426
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 5:47 pm: |
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This thread is absolutely disgusting. I am ashamed of my fellow posters that have contributed to the names. It is sexist and offensive to women. But there are probably no balls to remove it. |
Debby
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Username: Debby
Post Number: 2226
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 8:48 pm: |
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catmanjac -
yiddish - hamantaschen |
red
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Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5160
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 2:54 pm: |
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I was laughing so hard this morning z100 was talking about a party pack you can give to your friends. It was advertised as "treating your coochie like a Gucci" |
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