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Ace789nj
Citizen
Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 342
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 1:57 pm: | 
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Ok, someone throw the first one out so I don't get yelled at |
Kibbegirl
Citizen
Username: Kibbegirl
Post Number: 434
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 1:58 pm: |
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How about just using the "c" word? |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1270
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 2:13 pm: |
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My right hand?  |
Ace789nj
Citizen
Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 344
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 2:15 pm: |
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Doh!! I meant the MALE "P" |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1271
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 2:22 pm: |
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I live alone. I meant that, too. |
red
Citizen
Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5161
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 2:55 pm: |
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Las, I got it on the first try  |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1430
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 2:57 pm: |
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Note to self: do a left-handed handshake with Las. |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1272
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 2:58 pm: |
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It's a gender thing. They can only imagine us doing it with each other; not alone. |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1273
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 2:59 pm: |
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Good one, ess! |
Debby
Citizen
Username: Debby
Post Number: 2228
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 3:01 pm: |
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schvantz |
Scully
Citizen
Username: Scully
Post Number: 234
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 3:47 pm: |
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Johnson
little elvis
one eyed snake
peter
little ricky
pants snake
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Ace789nj
Citizen
Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 345
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 3:52 pm: |
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Ok my turn,
Blue-veined piccolo
Bologna pony
Choad (As long as it is thick.)
One-eyed monster
German helmet
Grower (One that expands greatly when hard. Opposite of Show-er.)
Heat seeking moisture missile
Kickstand
Little _____ (insert your name here)
Locker room terror (very large when soft)
Jack in the Box (uncircumcised)
Mr. Winkie
Meat and two veggies
Mutton dagger
Purple-headed womb broom
Show-er (Large when flaccid. Opposite of Grower.)
Trouser snake
Trouser trout
Third leg
Widow-consoler
Willy
Weasel
arrow
baloney
beaver cleaver
bishop
bone
dong
dork
hose
twig n berries
johnson
john thomas
knob
lap taffy
pecker
peter
pipe
pork sword
prick
pud
schlong
shaft
tallywhacker
tool
wedding tackle
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WendyP
Citizen
Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 3292
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 3:56 pm: |
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Ace, I'm a little frightened by your apparent fingertip access to these giant lists of nasty names for male and female genetalia! |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1275
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 4:21 pm: |
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Little _____ (insert your name here)
Would you rather refer to same as Big _____ (insert your name here)? Why not Gargantuan _____ (insert your name here)?
Candidly, even Average _____ (insert your name here) would probably be more appealing to your partner than Little _____ (insert your name here). But what do I know? I don't even have one to name. |
Ace789nj
Citizen
Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 346
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 4:30 pm: |
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WendyP - No comment |
yabbadabbadoo
Citizen
Username: Yabbadabbadoo
Post Number: 339
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 7:48 pm: |
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Ace's list (in part)comes from slangsearch.com
FF |
Ace789nj
Citizen
Username: Ace789nj
Post Number: 351
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 9:30 pm: |
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Yes, it's hard to find other words, not as many as the ladies', wonder why |
Jay
Citizen
Username: Jaymon
Post Number: 1089
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 9:36 am: |
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You guys just have no imagination. Heres my short list:
Putz
Shmuck
Hammer
Mr. Happy
Mr. Charlie
The Sherminator
Murray the K |
The Soulful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1623
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 10:30 am: |
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"the monster"
"the 5th Beatle"
"the Grand Ol' Opry"
"Lonnie"
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The Soulful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1629
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 12:57 pm: |
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Nick at Nite
Red Sovine
The Funky Doctor
Ish Kabibble |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1435
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 3:59 pm: |
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Red Sovine????!!!
Arguably the worst country/trucker music singer, EVER. |
The Soulful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 1630
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 4:57 pm: |
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well, there you go, then.... |
musicme
Citizen
Username: Musicme
Post Number: 1630
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 20, 2006 - 9:21 am: |
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Pale Male |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 450
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 20, 2006 - 6:34 pm: |
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Nobglider |
aquaman
Supporter
Username: Aquaman
Post Number: 785
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 20, 2006 - 7:02 pm: |
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Musicme,
Nice one!
I'm partial to "one-eyed-wonder-worm" or if I'm feeling playful, "The Maggot" will do.
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