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Arnomation
Citizen
Username: Arnomation
Post Number: 512
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 3:56 pm: | 
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What? No Irish jokes today???
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a French Fry! Bwahahahahaaa!!!
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CageyD
Citizen
Username: Cageyd
Post Number: 664
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 4:02 pm: |
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You really need an Irish accent for this joke to work, but here it goes
Why does Irish White Bean Soup only have 239 beans?
Because if you added one more it would be too farty (i.e. 240) |
Arnomation
Citizen
Username: Arnomation
Post Number: 513
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 4:27 pm: |
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This is more of a spoof than a joke (I guess you need to know the movie to get the reference)
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O'Hero
Supporter
Username: Nohero
Post Number: 5201
Registered: 10-1999
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 4:34 pm: |
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Tom N
Citizen
Username: Tjn
Post Number: 91
Registered: 3-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 6:03 pm: |
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because
he had an important meeting and couldn't find a
parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me.
If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every
Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish
Whiskey."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found
one."
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Tom N
Citizen
Username: Tjn
Post Number: 92
Registered: 3-2005
| | Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 6:06 pm: |
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Q: What is a five course Irish meal?
A: A potato and four pints of Guinness. |
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