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Parkbench87
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Username: Parkbench87

Post Number: 3866
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Lotto Central America

REF: OGS/2311786008/01
BATCH: 14/011/IPD
WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL NOTICE

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the of All lotto
international programs held on the 17th February 2006.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 20511465886-629 with serial
number 3772-99 drew lucky numbers:



Game Date Game Result
2006-2-17 Daily Play: 3, 11, 12, 16, 17, 18, 23
2006-2-17 Lottery Extra: 5, 7, 29, 33, 45, 46
2006-2-17 Lotto: 4, 6, 13, 21, 36, 46, Bonus 37
2006-2-17 Thunder ball: 4, 7, 14, 17, 30, Thunder ball: 1


YOU ARE THEREFORE ENTITLED TO A LUMP SUM PAYOUT OF $11, 175, 000. 00 US
Dollars CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claim has been processed and your money
remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

THIS IS HOW AND WHY YOU WON:

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from
all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three-year. We
hope with part of your winning you will take part in the end of year 50 million
British Pound Sterling international lottery.

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than or before the 7 days from
the date of this final notification. After this period all unclaimed funds
will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary
delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch
Numbers in all correspondence.

Furthermore, should there be any change of Address do inform our claim agent
Alberto Hernandez as soon as possible.

Roberto Vasquez
marchlotto@gawab.com




To help lotto Central America represent winners effectively, winners are
expected to:

To provide and to help lotto Central America obtain all information (in
whatever form it may appear) that Winner or someone to whom Winner may appoint
to represent him/her should make him or her available through same medium for
constant communication for as long as the cause for this representation is
required is valid.

To carefully consider lotto Central America advice before making any major
decisions.

To immediately tell lotto Central America if and when Winner moves (changes
residences), changes jobs, changes a phone number or other electronic means of
communication, or otherwise makes it difficult for lotto Central America to
communicate with winner.

To inform lotto Central America about any new developments or information in
the matter.

To respond to lotto Central America communications (Letters, telephone calls,
or other forms of electronic forms of communication) as soon as reasonably
possible.

To otherwise, as indicated by lotto Central America help lotto
Central America provide the services identified as stated above. This
process should not exceed the least minimal time limit.

Failures to get back to this office to register your appointment and of
course, reasonable follow up of the process, we would assume you are
exercising the DISCLAIMER right and all transactions would be terminated. While
I am sorry that we must go to such extremes as those outlined above, I am
afraid that there is no alternative. Our company policy is, and always has
been, to provide the best service available to our clients. We can only
continue to do this with our client's cooperation.

THEREFORE, it is expedient that you provide the following information and send
it back to us immediately to enable us create your file, have enough
documentation so we do not have problems with the local auditors and authorities
about our operations. After which you will be supplied with information as to
getting in touch with the payment on a scheduled payment appointment.

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
EMAIL:
TEL/FAX:

It is extremely imperitive that we can call you to verify your information at
the telephone number you provide for us and arrange a date when we can deliver
you winnings to you. We will need to reach you during business hours 9 to 6 pm
Monday to Saturday. If you are away at work during this time give us a work
number or cell number where we can reach you. Also bear in mind we will be
calling from Central America so if you give us a number where there is a
privicy screener, or a 1 800 number, an answering service or machine and we
cannot reach you within 7 days of this notice we would assume you are exercising
the DISCLAIMER right, you will lose your winnings and all unclaimed funds will
be included in the next stake.

REF NO:
BATCH:
INDICATE IF PAYMENT SHOULD BE IN CERTIFIED CHECK OR BANK DRAFT CERTIFIED
CHECK

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
part of our promotional program.


Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,

Roberto Vasquez
Lotto Central America











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Buzzsaw
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Username: Buzzsaw

Post Number: 4267
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 10:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Lotto Central America sure has a lot of rules.
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Parkbench87
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Username: Parkbench87

Post Number: 3881
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 10:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Yes, their rules are much more stringent than Lotto Nigeria
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LibraryLady(ncjanow)
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Username: Librarylady

Post Number: 3195
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 10:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Nor fair!!! I only won $1,000.000.00




Postcode Lottery INT'L
Patenlaan 23, 2288ee Rijwijk
Den Haag, the Netherlands.
(Lotto affiliate with Subscriber Agents).
From: Joan Van Henk(Lottery Co-ordinator)
www.postcodeloterij.nl

ATTN:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Postcode Loterij-NL Winners
International programs held on the 25th March, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to
ticket #: 0175655522 with prize #: 31765549 NL drew €1,000,000.00 which was first in
the first class of the draws. You are to receive €1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros).
Because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask that you keep your winning information
confidential until your money (€1,000,000.00) has been fully remitted to you by our
accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be adhere to,in order to avoid loss of
your cash prize - winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these
instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants. It is
important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected
through an internet ballot system from 50,000 individual and companies e-mail
addresses - the draws are conducted around the world through our internet based
ballot system. The promotion is sponsored and promoted Postcode Loterij-NL . We
congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the
jackpot winning is €85million. Remember,all winnings must be claimed not later than
20days from today.After this date all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and
included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications remember to quote personal and winning numbers in all correspondence
with us. Congratulations once again from all members of Postcode Loterij-NL.Thank
you for being part of our promotional program.

For immediate release of your cash prize to you, please kindly contact our Paying
Bank
address written below.

Send them the following informations:

(i) Your name,
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv) Your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.
(vi) Notification date.

Contact person: Mr. Sherman Brinks
E-mail: leedcapbnk@netscape.net
Tel: +31 649 953 670


Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,
Joan Van Henk(Lottery Co-ordinator)


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Parkbench87
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Username: Parkbench87

Post Number: 3884
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:07 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

LL,

Confession time. Actually I only won 1,175, 000. 00 US. However I stuck an extra 10 million on since the 1 million and change (after taxes) wouldn't allow me to purchase that Short Hills home.

Plus my money is in US currency while your stuck with stinking Euro currency
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greenetree
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Username: Greenetree

Post Number: 7081
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

LL got more than you, Park. With the current value of the dollar to the euro, she'll get about $1.3M. Although, I think that taxes in the Netherlands are pretty high, so she may lose a good chunk.

On a more serious note, I don't know if anyone remembers my little escapade with the US Federal Department of Grants a few weeks ago (where they got ahold of our checking account info and withdrew a "handling" fee of $59.95 after we reported it and closed the account), but someone had it worse than us.

We were in BoA in the village yesterday signing some papers & a guy there got hit with a bogus withdrawal from his account for $7k.
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LibraryLady(ncjanow)
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Username: Librarylady

Post Number: 3196
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Ooh OOh it IS in Euros!!!! That means I won more than you. Hell with Short Hills..St. Bart's ,Here I come.
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Parkbench87
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Username: Parkbench87

Post Number: 3885
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"We were in BoA in the village yesterday signing some papers & a guy there got hit with a bogus withdrawal from his account for $7k."

Poor guy, maybe he can play the Central America Lotto to recapture his loss.
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Hank Zona
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Username: Hankzona

Post Number: 5370
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Short Hillsbillies (Part 2)

Let me tell a story 'bout a man named 'bench,
He had a reputation of being a real mensch,
But then one day while checking email,
He won the big bucks and decided to hightail...

Lotto Central America, spam gold, who knew?

Well the next thing you know, Parkbench is a millionaire,
his financial advisor said, 'bench move away from there,
your address should show just how much you earned,
so he loaded up the Hummer and he moved to Millburn,
Short Hills, that is...fancy mall -- martini bars.

Now its a quick goodbye from 'bench and all his kin,
next time read your spam to see what you might win,
dont delete strange emails -- its a possibility,
to win a heapin' helpin' of their prosperity.

Short Hillsbillies...set a spell...turn your filters off...y'all come back now...comprende?



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Parkbench87
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Username: Parkbench87

Post Number: 3889
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 12:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The Saga Continues

Hank,

Your lyrics brought a tear to my eye and a sharp shooting pain to my gut.


I think there's a movie treatment in there. Maybe Christopher Moltisanti is interested in bankrolling ?

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