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jeffl
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Username: Jeffl
Post Number: 1637
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 12:42 pm: | 
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Every so often MOL needs a Simpsons thread. Here are some favorites of mine:
Ralphie: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Chief Wiggums: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless
Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!
After Krusty's plane crash to fake death-
"Alright people nothing to see her move along." Turns around to crash. "Oh my god look at all this flaming wreckage, come on everyone take a close look at this."
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blackcat
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Username: Blackcat
Post Number: 551
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 1:31 pm: |
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"I choo choo choose you". |
Andrew Zorn
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Username: Andrewzorn
Post Number: 188
Registered: 1-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 1:35 pm: |
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"No, you got the wrong number. This is 9 - 1 ...........2"
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Project 37
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Username: Project37
Post Number: 43
Registered: 3-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 1:38 pm: |
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Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4372
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 1:41 pm: |
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That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! |
Soda
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Username: Soda
Post Number: 3696
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 1:41 pm: |
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LilLB
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Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1480
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 1:49 pm: |
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Chief Wiggum: You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty.
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jeffl
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Username: Jeffl
Post Number: 1638
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 10:06 pm: |
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See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya, otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free.
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The Man
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Username: Bumboklaat
Post Number: 173
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 11:27 pm: |
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My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
Buzzsaw
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Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4386
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, April 6, 2006 - 10:55 am: |
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Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my god! He's dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. |
Tom Reingold
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Username: Noglider
Post Number: 13453
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, April 6, 2006 - 11:57 am: |
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Chief Wiggum (no 's') giving his location while driving: "I am directly under the sun right ... ... NOW."
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Project 37
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Username: Project37
Post Number: 45
Registered: 3-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, April 6, 2006 - 12:57 pm: |
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I bent my wookie... |
Pizzaz
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Username: Pizzaz
Post Number: 3434
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, April 6, 2006 - 1:07 pm: |
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This place smells like hot dogs!  |
Eats Shoots & Leaves
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Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 3216
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, April 6, 2006 - 1:23 pm: |
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Announcer: Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
Wiggum (checking): Well I'll be damned. |
Eats Shoots & Leaves
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Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 3217
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, April 6, 2006 - 1:28 pm: |
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Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
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