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las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1508
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 1:37 pm: | 
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I use my extra cash to line litter boxes, then I just toss the whole mess in the garbage, poop, cash, litter and all.
Any one else have a creative way to rid yourself of all those extra dollars? |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 5988
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 1:40 pm: |
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I just push it out the window in wads. On windy days the little hundred dollar bills just sail for miles.
Then, if there's any left over, I buy one of those McMansions up at the Quarry and joyfully waste $26,000 in taxes in year.
Otherwise, if I have the energy, I bag it and put it out with the recycling. |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1510
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 1:42 pm: |
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Brilliant, Mem, Brilliant! |
kriss
Citizen
Username: Kriss
Post Number: 285
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 1:58 pm: |
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I wipe my a** with my extra bills. I thought everybody did. |
algebra2
Supporter
Username: Algebra2
Post Number: 4044
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 2:00 pm: |
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I roll my own tampons! |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 7182
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 2:05 pm: |
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At this time of year, paper currency makes very pretty garden mulch. Especially the larger denominations with the cool colors. |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1655
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 2:50 pm: |
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Sometimes, when I am feeling a little low, I just take a wad of those Benjamins, roll 'em up, and smoke 'em. Fantastic!
Also, just to make sure I don't have too much cash lying around, I give it to my kids so they can color, make collages, and -- my favorite -- currency papier mache. |
Alleygater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1631
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 3:03 pm: |
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I hand my extra money out to Republicans since they spend their tiring existences searching out ways to get more. |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 22920
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 3:12 pm: |
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I send mine to Bill Gates. |
red
Citizen
Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5255
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 3:32 pm: |
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I use mine to help light the fire, much better than newspaper |
Brett Weir
Citizen
Username: Brett_weir
Post Number: 1443
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 4:37 pm: |
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Eat. |
Calliope
Citizen
Username: Calliope
Post Number: 68
Registered: 3-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 4:41 pm: |
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I always send mine to a lovely family in Nigeria (they call me "dear")who live in ghastly cicumstances since tragedy befell them.
If I have a sou or two leftover, I send it to Governor Corzine so we can get a handle on this budget thing.
Then, with all the remaining twenty dollar bills, I fold them into exquisite origami cranes and let my cats bat them around.
Oh, the fun we have! |
Duncan
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Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 6162
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 4:46 pm: |
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I make movies and will wait under mem's windows from now til I have enough. |
MBJ
Citizen
Username: Mbj
Post Number: 203
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 6:24 pm: |
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What is "extra cash"? |
thegoodsgt
Citizen
Username: Thegoodsgt
Post Number: 948
Registered: 2-2002
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 6:42 pm: |
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I give my extra cash to the government so that can gift it to people who make bad decisions, have a poor work ethic, and/or choose not to work. |
jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 433
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 10:14 pm: |
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It helps to keep a boat afloat and in motion.
J.B. |
Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9177
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 10:33 pm: |
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shred it over pasta |
something witty
Citizen
Username: Buckneja
Post Number: 238
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 10:51 pm: |
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Keep it til I have enough... someone want to let me know how long that takes? |
Earlster
Supporter
Username: Earlster
Post Number: 1506
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 7, 2006 - 11:11 pm: |
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Scores  |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1515
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, April 8, 2006 - 12:48 pm: |
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I just realized a new use for the extra cash: Pay someone to manage it!
It works out just swell: for a set fee (plus commissions, loads, etc.) someone else can do lots of research and call or email me with every tidbit, insight and opportunity that arises. It's probably something I can do on my own, but why, considering considering it only takes about six HUNDRED hours a month to confer with a professional? |
catmanjac
Citizen
Username: Catmanjac
Post Number: 126
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, April 8, 2006 - 2:59 pm: |
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