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Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2994
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 3:59 pm: | 
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...but I will be there. |
Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9329
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 4:01 pm: |
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huh? |
dave23
Citizen
Username: Dave23
Post Number: 1713
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 4:03 pm: |
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Uh huh. |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4624
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 4:09 pm: |
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Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2995
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 4:11 pm: |
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supposed to meet Jersey Boy at Bunnys at 4, leaning in a minute, now to see if he really shows up. |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4625
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 4:11 pm: |
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Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9330
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 5:32 pm: |
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So, how's it going? |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1284
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 5:37 pm: |
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I bet Monster got distracted by a shiny object halfway there and never made it. |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 665
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 7:03 pm: |
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He made it. Bought me more than one drink. (Hic.)
Also met Bets and Pizzaz. No one seemed to mind my intense need to maintain my anonymity.
J.B. |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1285
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 7:42 pm: |
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Anonymity? It's gone now. Pizzaz will tell the world who you are! He doesn't play be the rules. He doesn't care about anything. He told everyone who I was only because I asked him not to. He is a man without a heart and with a soul filled with more hatred than the devil himself. Once I saw him drop a baby on the ground while he was kicking a puppy. And did I mention the soul thing?
Mayor McCheese would never tell a lie. |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 666
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 7:56 pm: |
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Oh well. At least I got free beer and pizza.
J.B. |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23023
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 8:06 pm: |
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Your secret is safe with me, JB.
And Monster makes a mean stromboli (and I mean really mean - these hot peppers are going to hurt tomorrow!)
Good to meet you today, and don't believe anything the mayor tells you. He's sleep deprived. |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 670
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 8:23 pm: |
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Good to meet you too, Bets.
How could I believe anything said by someone named "McCheese?" Even if he IS a mayor.
J.B. |
Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2996
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 8:44 pm: |
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Mayor is a big poopy head
Dang glad I met ya' J.B., and pass that on to the rest of the clan too. |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 672
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 8:47 pm: |
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Thanks, I will. The feeling is mutual. J.B. jr. really seemed to take to you. Could it have something to do with Elmo, Monster?
Perhaps your high pitched voice or your googlie eyes?
J.B. |
Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2997
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 8:51 pm: |
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that's, my great big googly eyes, thank you very much.... |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23024
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 8:57 pm: |
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I think JB jr. took to Monster's removable feet. And to just about anything else that caught his attention. He's really articulate for his age and it's obvious that you and Mrs. JB are great parents. Wait 'til you meet Mrs. Monster and the juniors. Another remarkable family. That's one reason I still love South Orange; it does somehow attract many genuine people (okay, Maplewood too  ).
Dave & McCheese, you missed out (and wasn't it someone else on Sunday who said we should "meet back here Tuesday at 4!"?). |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 674
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 9:16 pm: |
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Bets, thanks for the "great parents" comment. I don't know what we're doing to make him so articulate. I actually think he gets a lot of it from daycare. Of course, Mrs. J.B. IS an English teacher, so who knows what she's doing when I'm not around:
Say it, "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."
"Airplane!"
"NO! Repeat after me, the RAIN in SPAIN falls MAINLY on the PLAIN."
"You funny mommy."
"I think you mean, 'you're funny mommy'. God, you're incorrigible!"
"No mommy, YOU'RE incorrigible."
J.B. |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23026
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 9:31 pm: |
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Whoa. My Mom taught English for awhile just after she married my Dad (and HE taught English while in the Army). That sounds like talk around our house when I was growing up (and it wasn't just my parents - my older brothers and sisters used to bust my chops, too).
Some of the most gratifying moments I had as an adult were: a) correcting my mother's grammar (very rare); or b) proving I was right about a word definition/spelling (somewhat less rare). Sound familiar? 
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Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 678
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 9:42 pm: |
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Sound familiar?
My being right being rare. That's sounds familiar.
J.B.
Do you like my use of a gerund?
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bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23028
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 9:45 pm: |
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That's a sound that sounds familiar. |
Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9331
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 9:53 pm: |
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For Bets
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/awhile.html
;-) |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 681
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 10:00 pm: |
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Oh sh*t. I didn't know that. Dave, how could you?
J.B. |
Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3003
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 10:06 pm: |
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So while we were there, Dave was not, even though we were there for quite a while, Dave did not show up, though it was Dave who on Sunday suggested that we all meet on Tuesday, and he was most emphatic about it.
But alas, we did not see Dave.... |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23030
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 10:08 pm: |
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I also learned many swear words unintentionally.
I •••••• it all up! It's supposed to be "a while." I do know the syntax.
But you just played a solid for my Mom. Thanks, Dave! 
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Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 684
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 10:20 pm: |
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That was not meant to be, "Dave how could you" -- know that?
It was meant to be, "Dave how could you" -- rain on Bets' parade?
But, I guess it was a solid so, whatever.
J.B. |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23031
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 10:39 pm: |
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Nobody should rain on my parade this year.
Hopefully.
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Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3008
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 2, 2006 - 10:41 pm: |
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Dave's a big | Spoiler! Highlight hidden text to reveal. | | poopyhead! |
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Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1286
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 3, 2006 - 12:10 am: |
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"don't believe anything the mayor tells you. He's sleep deprived."
Sleep is for women and dummies. Maybe there will be time for some tomorrow night. I have to get back to work.
Monster, remember when I asked you if you wanted to write a webpage for me? The offer still stands. In exchange for your work I will give you one universal remote control, a snickers bar, and a bic pen (your choice, blue or black; but not red). How does that sound?
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Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3015
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 3, 2006 - 12:33 am: |
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homework is a B¡itch.... |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1288
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 3, 2006 - 12:37 am: |
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I am used to about 8 to 9 hours of sleep. Sunday night I got under 7, last night I slept for 2 hours, I'll be lucky to get that much tonight. If MOL didn't exist I could have taken a 1 minute nap instead of posting this. Damn you Dave and Jamie! |
Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3016
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 3, 2006 - 12:50 am: |
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yeah, damn you! |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1289
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 3, 2006 - 2:47 am: |
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Work is progressing at a constantly slowing pace...
Universal remote still up for grabs...
Maybe another hour, then I can sleep in tomorrow till maybe 8:00. |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23033
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 3, 2006 - 8:04 am: |
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Quote:I am used to about 8 to 9 hours of sleep. Sunday night I got under 7, last night I slept for 2 hours, I'll be lucky to get that much tonight.
See? That's what I'm saying.
This is definitely the opinion of a heavily sleep-deprived man:
Quote:Sleep is for women and dummies
It's so obvious that men are jealous of women. We can go without sleep for weeks and still function. Men? Phhhtttt. |
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