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mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6207
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 2:09 pm: | 
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I'm rich I'm rich I'm rich!!!!
FROM THE DESK OF
PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO
NIGERIA CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR
RE: IMMEDIATE CONTRACT/ INHERITANCE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION /FINAL NOTICE.
WE REFER TO YOUR PAYMENT FORM "GRADE A" APPROVAL RECEIVED FROM THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY ON THE ABOVE SUBJECT, WE WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR PAYMENT FILE UNDER REFERENCE HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR IMMEDIATE PAYMENT TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY AFTER FINAL ENDORSEMENT OF YOUR FUND RELEASE ORDER DOCUMENT. WE HEREBY MANDATE CITIBANK TO EFFECT THE REMITTANCE OF THIS PAYMENT US$8.300,000.00 (EIGHT MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT. YOU ARE THEREFORE ADVISED TO CONTACT THE HEAD OF COMPUTER CREDIT/TELEX DEPARTMENT (INT.C.B.PLC NIGERIA) BARR. DELE LAWAL ADEDEJI, HERE IN NIGERIA ON HIS DIRECT E- MAIL: DLAWAL@OUTGUN.COM WITH YOUR INFORMATION’S SUCH:
1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE:
3) COMPANY NAME, (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS:
4) BANK DETAILS:
5) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:
6) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVING LICENSE
FOR MORE DIRECTIVES.
LASTLY YOU ARE WARNED TO DISREGARD OTHER CONTACT WITH OTHER OFFICES OR BANKS UNLESS AS BEING DIRECTED BY THIS BANK, WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR THE PLIGHT YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH IN THE PAST.
THANKS FOR ADHERING TO THESE INSTRUCTIONS.
CONGRATULATIONS!
BEST REGARDS.
PROF. CHARLES C. SOLUDO.
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR.
- DEBT PAYMENT
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daylaborer
Citizen
Username: Upondaroof
Post Number: 736
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 2:13 pm: |
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The mook should be slapped silly just for typing in all caps! |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1773
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 2:21 pm: |
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? HE HAS THE CHUTZPAH TO REQUEST YOUR AGE???? |
buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4846
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 2:22 pm: |
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GREAT NEWS MEM
IS THIS A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO ASK YOU FOR MONEY?????
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Nancy - LibraryLady
Supporter
Username: Librarylady
Post Number: 3498
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 2:34 pm: |
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Only 8 mill and 300 k.. What a piker!
Hold out for more. |
Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 557
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 2:36 pm: |
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Hey, it offered it to me first.... |
Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 558
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 2:51 pm: |
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and I must be SUCH a good partner that I have had about another 7 of these offers this week alone...
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red
Citizen
Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5586
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 6:14 pm: |
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mem, I think this calls for a party  |
Nancy - LibraryLady
Supporter
Username: Librarylady
Post Number: 3500
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 3:11 pm: |
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Told ya he was a piker. LOOK what I was offered today!!!\
FROM JAMES KABILA.
DEAR SIR,
MY NAME IS JAMES KABILA, THE THIRD SON TO THE LATE PRESIDENT OF THE DEMOCRATIC REPULBULIC OF CONGO, MY DEAR FATHER WAS ASSASINATED BY ONE OF HIS PERSONAL SECURITY BODYGUARD WHOM WAS BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN SPONSORED BY MEMBERS OF THE REBEL GROUP IN MY COUNTRY.
AFTER THE DEATH OF MY FATHER, AS I WAS GOING THROUGH HIS FILES I STUMBLE ON A DOCUMENT, ADDRESSED TO MY ELDER BROTHER WHO IS NOW THE PRESIDENT OF MY COUNTRY STATING THE EXISTENCE OF $45,000,000 MILLION US DOLLAR, DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY COMPANY AS PRECIOUS STONES (FOR SECURITY REASON) IN ONE OF HIS TRIP TO GHANA.PRESENTLY I AM NOT IN MY COUNTRY, I AM IN UNITED KINGDOM.ACTUALLY MY REASON OF CONTACTING YOU IS FOR YOU TO ASSIT ME IN CLAIMING THE FUNDS FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AS MY LATE FATHER BUSINESS PARTNER ABROAD.
WHERE I AM NOW, THE LAWS DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO OPERATE A BANK ACCOUNT AND ALSO MY MOVEMENT IS RETRICTED AS POLITICAL ASYLUM SEEKER, AND I WILL LIKE TO INVEST PART OF THE FUNDS IN YOUR COUNTRY INTO A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS IN YOUR COUNTRY, I WILL ALSO WANT YOU TO TREAT THIS BUSINESS AS CONFIDENTIAL AND URGENT, PLEASE ON NO ACCOUNT SHOULD YOU DISCLOSE THIS BUSINESS TO ANYBODY BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT MY ELDER BROTHER TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
I WILL WANT YOU TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST TO ASSIST ME BY CONTACTING ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU THE DETAILS, YOUR PRIVATE PHONE IS ALSO NEEDED FOR SWIFT COMMUNICATION. I ALSO WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS
BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE BECAUSE THE FUNDS BELONG TO MY LATE FATHER.
I WILL AWAIT YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
JAMES KABILA.
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Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9660
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 3:16 pm: |
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http://www.zefrank.com/request/index_better.html |
papayagirl
Citizen
Username: Papayagirl
Post Number: 558
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 9:21 pm: |
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You know what? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay? |
BGS
Supporter
Username: Bgs
Post Number: 1037
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 9:41 pm: |
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What am I? Chopped liver??? How come no one offers this stuff to me any more??????
B
PS-Mem- if you are celebrating...I have about 15 Margarita glasses and the fixings to contribute...
Ciao!
B |
Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9667
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 10:41 pm: |
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Speaking of chopped liver, this reminds me I still really want that crab dip recipe. |
Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 670
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 2, 2006 - 2:41 pm: |
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What makes me think of a 64 year old guy i his underwear sitting in front of a computer knocking these out???
Hi!!!
How are you? My name is Natalia. I am 26 years old. I live in
Russia, city Yelabuga. I am cheerful woman, and like to do many things
as sport, camping, go to the cinema, theatre etc. In a word I like to do
all what like all people. I work in marketing structure on sale of cosmetics.
My dream this travel abroad. I know the english language well enough.
I began to study english language approximately one year ago.
I wish tell to you history which have pushed me write to
you. 8 months ago I have got acquainted with the man from other country by
name Dominique. During this time we had good relations. We have understood
that our relations become serious and we have decided to meet in his country.
I wrote the application for reception the visa.
I waited reception of the visa approximately half of year. All time I kept in
touch with Dominique through the internet and often called to each other. I
and Dominique waited reception of the visa to our meeting. I have received
the invitation from the ambassador for reception of the visa.
My director has given me long-term holiday from work and I have gone to
Moscow to receive the visa. I informed good news to Dominique, but he has
answered, that does not want our meeting.
He played with me. He has informed that has the wife with
two children and at all has no plans to meet me. I was not ready to such
turn of events. I could not think what even after 8 months of
acquaintance he can so unscrupulously act with me. Now I am in Moscow
trip to Moscow and reception of visa. I do not want that all was gone
for nothing and will be glad if my visa will be useful to our meeting.
I could arrive already through 4-5 days, but a problem in that that
now I have no man which would like my arrival. Probable it will silly
sound but if you will be interested in a meeting with the good woman I
shall like to meet you sometime soon! As Dominique was dishonest with me I
have decided to find the man which is interested to meet the woman from
Russia. I do not know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine
if we could meet and have some weeks or months together. On my trip I want to
receive rest from my work and a life in Russia. Also the basic purpose
for the future it is search good men for serious attitudes which go to a
marriage. I have no children, but I want to have children in the future.
I am the mature woman and ready to creation of family with good man. I
do not know what you really search in the future but if we could meet I
shall be happy to discuss with you more about our meeting. What are you
going to do this time? It would be fine if we could meet, do
friendship or more than simply friendship. I shall be happy if you also
have a free time and we could meet soon. I do not know your interests,
but anyhow write to me back and I shall tell to you more about myself.
Write to me all that you want. Maybe we have similar plans and it will
be interesting to us together.
You can write all that you want. Ask any questions which interest you.
Write to me back and I shall tell more about myself and send more my
photos.
Have a good day,
Natalia
naticho@bk.ru
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Jersey girl
Citizen
Username: Critterlover
Post Number: 44
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 2, 2006 - 3:26 pm: |
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I got the Nigerian letter too, and one from some Latin American country. That was yesterday. The man calling also wanted my age, my hobbies, all sorts of info... to make a profile on me!
That one came in the form of a phone call. Can you imagine?
Sure, let me rush my answers to you immediately! What nerve!
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