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Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3704
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 21, 2006 - 11:03 pm: | 
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. |
Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3715
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 1:05 am: |
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" |
Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3716
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 1:26 am: |
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huck Norris had the periodic table destroyed because the only element Chuck Norris recognises is the element of surprise. |
Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3723
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 9:02 am: |
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Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonalds, and got it. |
Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9941
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 12:18 pm: |
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No fair copy/pasting! |
Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3731
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 12:22 pm: |
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Chuck Norris said I could.... |
Brett
Citizen
Username: Bmalibashksa
Post Number: 2485
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 12:22 pm: |
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 5086
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 12:26 pm: |
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Chuck Norris goes anyway he friggin pleases down a one way street. |
Brett
Citizen
Username: Bmalibashksa
Post Number: 2487
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 12:41 pm: |
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Chuck Norris believes it's not butter. |
sportsnut
Citizen
Username: Sportsnut
Post Number: 2472
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 4:24 pm: |
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Even Stephen Hawking can't explain Chuck Norris. |
Andrew Zorn
Citizen
Username: Andrewzorn
Post Number: 209
Registered: 1-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 5:24 pm: |
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When Chuck Norris talks, EF Hutton listens
Trix are for kids, and Chuck Norris |
Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1396
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 5:44 pm: |
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Chuck Norris eats alphabetty spaghetti... |
Pizzaz
Supporter
Username: Pizzaz
Post Number: 3795
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 6:09 pm: |
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Mr. Chuck Norris, please step into the ring.... 
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Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1403
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 6:12 pm: |
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and get your arse kicked |
Carlos Norris™
Citizen
Username: Katracho
Post Number: 304
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 9:52 pm: |
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If Chuck Norris were to ride NJ Transit, the train would always be on time! |
Carlos Norris™
Citizen
Username: Katracho
Post Number: 305
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 9:54 pm: |
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If Chuck Norris were to drive on the Garden State Parkway, everyone would get the f**k out of the way, so he would never be stuck in traffic. |
buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 5092
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 10:00 pm: |
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Mr T hides his mohawk when he has lunch with Chuck Norris. He knows that Chuck eats that kinda stuff. |
Andrea Weisbard
Citizen
Username: Njnetsfan
Post Number: 478
Registered: 6-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:32 am: |
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I love all the posts, but I am at a total loss for words, and I hope Chuck Norris won't be mad at me for this |
thegoodsgt
Citizen
Username: Thegoodsgt
Post Number: 1001
Registered: 2-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 7:26 am: |
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat vegetables. He eats vegetarians to ensure a balanced diet. |
Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1414
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 7:28 am: |
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Chuck Norris is a man of action because he can never remember the words.... |
sportsnut
Citizen
Username: Sportsnut
Post Number: 2476
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:08 pm: |
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These aren't mine but:
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now simply known as The Islands.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his testicles. Hair can’t grow on steel.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris
Most people are aware of Descartes famous quote, “I think, therefore I am”, but are unaware the next page starts, “afraid of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris does long division there are no remainders
Chuck Norris is currently suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him
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Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3750
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:24 pm: |
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If Chuck Norris says "No Tau!", then there won't be one
now all we have to do is to have him say it |
buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 5126
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 9:20 pm: |
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Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
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