| Author | Message | ||
     Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1183 Registered: 5-2005  |
See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends: We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Follow the instructions to find your new name. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: > >>> >a = Fantasia > >>> >b = Chesty > >>> >c = Starr > >>> >d = Diamond > >>> >e = Montana > >>> >f = Angel > >>> >g = Sugar > >>> >h = Mimi > >>> >i = Lola > >>> >j =Kitty > >>> >k = Roxie > >>> >l = Dallas > >>> >m = Princess > >>> >n = Heidi > >>> >o = Bambi > >>> >p = Bunny > >>> >q = Brandy > >>> >r = Sugar > >>> >s = Candy > >>> >t = Raquelle > >>> >u = Sapphire > >>> >v = Cinnamon > >>> >w = Blaze > >>> >x = Trixie > >>> >y = Isis > >>> >z = Jade > >>> > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: > >>> >a = Leather > >>> >b = Dream > >>> >c = Sunny > >>> >d = Deep > >>> >e = Heaven > >>> >f = Tight > >>> >g = Shimmer > >>> >h = Velvet > >>> >i = Lusty > >>> >j = Harley > >>> >k = Passion > >>> >l = Dazzle > >>> >m = Dixon > >>> >n = Spank > >>> >o = Glitter > >>> >p = Razor > >>> >q = Meadow > >>> >r = Glitz > >>> >s = Sparkle > >>> >t = Sweet > >>> >u = Silver > >>> >v = Tickle > >>> >w = Cherry > >>> >x = Hard > >>> >y = Night > >>> >z = Amber > >>> > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: > >>> >a = hooter > >>> >b = horn > >>> >c = tower > >>> >d = fire > >>> >e = thighs > >>> >f = hips > >>> >g = side > >>> >h = jugs > >>> >i = shock > >>> >j = cocker > >>> >k = brook > >>> >l = tush > >>> >m = sizzle > >>> >n = ridge > >>> >o = kiss > >>> >p = bomb > >>> >q > >>>= cream > >>> >r = thong > >>> >s = heat > >>> >t = whip > >>> >u = cheeks > >>> >v = rock > >>> >w = hiney > >>> >x = button > >>> >y = lick > >>> >z = juice So, as said, i'm Bambi Silverhips, who are you??? | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1883 Registered: 10-2003 |
Hey, cutie. I'm Heidi Lustysizzle. | ||
| combustion Citizen Username: Spontaneous Post Number: 114 Registered: 4-2006  |
Do I use my married or maiden name? I'm either Starr Heavenridge, or Starr Leatherhips. Don't think I like either. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1184 Registered: 5-2005 |
Pleased to meet you Heidi, maybe we should put your lusty sizzle and my silverhips(  ) on the streets of South Orange sometime..!!! | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8095 Registered: 5-2001  |
Lola Thongcheeks. No. It has no "do, me baby" to it. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1187 Registered: 5-2005 |
combustion, for the purpose of being an MOL stripper you have to go with the Starr Leatherhips... Crack that whip! | ||
| Suzanne Ng Citizen Username: Suzanneng Post Number: 794 Registered: 3-2002 |
I'm Jade Shimmer ____ (I only have 2 letters in my last name, what do I do??) Or Jade Heavenshock (if I use my maiden name) | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1193 Registered: 5-2005 |
Both sound stripper-ish!! | ||
| Lydia Supporter Username: Lydial Post Number: 1979 Registered: 5-2001 |
Diamond Leather-Tower! Coincidently that's also my CEO of DeBeers™ name. Go figger. | ||
| doulamomma Citizen Username: Doulamomma Post Number: 1576 Registered: 3-2002 |
Princess Glitter-Tush here sounds a little preschool rather than stripperish to me b/c of the tush...if I use my husband's last name (arguable mine if I wish to use it, as I did not hyphenate) I become Princess Leather-Sweet...not much better | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1195 Registered: 5-2005 |
Lydia, maybe your CEO has a part-time job?? dm - ALL good strippers have sparkly cheeks - didn't you know? (so or my hubby tells me  ) I think las holds the best name so far "lustysizzle".... HOTTY!! | ||
| tulip Citizen Username: Braveheart Post Number: 3560 Registered: 3-2004  |
Jade Glitter Lick!! | ||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 5853 Registered: 2-2003  |
Sugar Lustyridge | ||
| Nohero Supporter Username: Nohero Post Number: 5511 Registered: 10-1999  |
Sugar Silvertower here. Technically, that would be my "Chippendales" name. Sheesh, that sounds dirty. Don't tell my mom. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1199 Registered: 5-2005 |
I'm telling.......  Yours faithfully, Bambi Silverhips xx | ||
| Sugar Silvertower Supporter Username: Nohero Post Number: 5512 Registered: 10-1999 |
Is it hot in here? | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1200 Registered: 5-2005 |
Getting hotter!!!!!!!! | ||
| S.L.K. 2.0 Citizen Username: Scrotisloknows Post Number: 1726 Registered: 10-2005  |
Bunny Leathertush at your service....  | ||
| SoOrLady Citizen Username: Soorlady Post Number: 3357 Registered: 9-2003 |
Sugar Leatherjugs  | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1203 Registered: 5-2005 |
Wow, you and Heidi Lustysizzle would steal the show!!! Mind you, Bunny Leathertush might take some beating....... | ||
| Calliope Citizen Username: Calliope Post Number: 424 Registered: 3-2006  |
I figured out my friend's names (since mine was just so dumb) And my favorite was: Cinnamon Velvet Cream This sounds suspiciously like something with which I would paint my dining room. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1205 Registered: 5-2005 |
What are little girls made of, sugar and spice and all things nice, such as cinnamon velvet cream | ||
| Lydia Supporter Username: Lydial Post Number: 1983 Registered: 5-2001 |
I HATE my stripper name! "Diamond Leather Tower" indeed. That moniker befits a tall and glitsy heifer, not an oh-so-graceful erotic dancer. My stripper name would be: "Peanuts Louise" formulas be damned.  | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1207 Registered: 5-2005 |
Do not dismiss your name so Completely!! imagine a tall , willowy, exotic being, wearing nothing more than a diamond, a thong and a smile! Diamond leather tower - pleased to meet you!!! Now join the rest of the club! | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2282 Registered: 11-2001  |
Hello, fellow strippers. (signed) Lola Sweetthighs and her children, Chesty and Roxie Velvetkiss | ||
| Camnol Citizen Username: Camnol Post Number: 379 Registered: 3-2005 |
Mine is Fantasia Glitterjugs. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1208 Registered: 5-2005 |
Love it! us MOLS (maplewood online strippers) are going to rule the world (virtual word maybe..but a world!!) | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1110 Registered: 1-2006  |
So it's not just us guys who are obsessed with strippers. Have fun ladies, we'll have to have the next face to cleavage at some exotic dancing place.... Hey, we could use one on Springfield Ave! J.B. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1228 Registered: 5-2005 |
JB - so what's your name? | ||
| doulamomma Citizen Username: Doulamomma Post Number: 1579 Registered: 3-2002 |
imagine the laugh I got after this thread when I opened Matters Magazine and saw an ad for a stripper pole party...someone comes to your home (not mine!) with a pole & teaches you and your girlfreinds some moves & then each person puts on a little show (clothed, I assume)...so if anyone is inspired by their new names...  | ||
| Lucy Smith Citizen Username: Lucy123 Post Number: 214 Registered: 6-2005 |
Star Glitzkiss here or Star Lustydazzle if I had changed my name when I got married | ||
| Scully Citizen Username: Scully Post Number: 664 Registered: 8-2005 |
Raquelle Sunnycheeks. Oh my! | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1235 Registered: 5-2005 |
You wil never things of yourselves the same way again!!! | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1236 Registered: 5-2005 |
You will never think of yourselves the same way again!!! | ||
| K_soze Citizen Username: K_soze Post Number: 408 Registered: 11-2005  |
Sugar Sunnythighs | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1116 Registered: 1-2006 |
Sugar Spank. For a guy that's just gross. I thought your stripper name was your childhood pet's name and the street you grew up on. For example: Pepper Porter. Try that. J.B. | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8096 Registered: 5-2001 |
Randolph 25th Street? Nah, that's even worse than Lola Thongcheeks. Unless I'm going for transsexual investment bankers. | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2369 Registered: 8-2003  |
Montana Sparkletower sounds like I am a male stripper! | ||
| Lydia Supporter Username: Lydial Post Number: 1990 Registered: 5-2001 |
Jersey Boy -
That makes me Cooter Butterfield! That is sort of naughty - the tie-in with "Butterfield 8" makes it perfect. | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 6333 Registered: 5-2001  |
Sugar LeatherThong. Anyone hungry? |
