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justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 734
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 8:53 pm: | 
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Oh, please Mem, try not to burn down the palm trees! But if you do, I can supply the shish kebab for a tasty afterburning treat. |
Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9984
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 8:54 pm: |
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mem is so hot it is illegal in 45 states to put her on chicken wings |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 810
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 10:13 pm: |
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Dear All:
I just had a converstion with mem in CA..
Even though she appreciates all the lovely things you have said about her....she wants you to know the following (and I quote)
I AMBD NOPT AN AMINAL, I AMBD NOPT AN AMINAL, I AMBD NOPT AN AMINAL....
Just kidding she loves in and she said:
I am so hot I chased the earthquake away
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Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1534
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 10:22 pm: |
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mem's in California?
Oh, THAT explains why the temperature dropped here.
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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 812
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 10:34 pm: |
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Mems so hot that the stove leaves the kitchen in awe |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1226
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 12:22 am: |
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Mem is so hot, when she dies, her ashes will be spread whereever she happens to be.
J.B. |
Mr. Big Poppa
Citizen
Username: Big_poppa
Post Number: 722
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 8:05 am: |
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Mem is so hot, Bush declared her a Weapon of Mass Destruction. |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1234
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 3:14 pm: |
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Mem is so hot, when she says she's trying to quit smoking, she doesn't mean cigarettes.
J.B. |
Jay
Citizen
Username: Jaymon
Post Number: 1198
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 9:51 pm: |
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Bump, just because we need to keep this one alive  |
Mr. Big Poppa
Citizen
Username: Big_poppa
Post Number: 738
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 9:52 pm: |
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Mem is so hot, my screen catches fire every time she posts! |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 758
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 10:06 pm: |
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Mem is so hot that when I can't find a match, I ask her to walk around my garden to light the Tiki Torches. |
Oregon gal
Citizen
Username: Oregon_gal
Post Number: 6
Registered: 6-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 10:44 pm: |
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Mem is so hot, Boy Scouts keep trying to cook beans over her. |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 764
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 12:58 am: |
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Mem is so hot that when she is on the WestCoast they pay her to get on the plane to fly back east so they can fire up the engines.
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Jay
Citizen
Username: Jaymon
Post Number: 1199
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 8:03 am: |
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Mem is so HOT.......
wait....hold on.......
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
...........I just spontaneously combusted. |
Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1660
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:23 pm: |
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Well, the temperature really cranked up today, does that mean that mem is on the way back? |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6416
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:23 pm: |
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Jay - You are so hot Death Valley begs you not to visit...
Hsssssssssss! |
Mr. Big Poppa
Citizen
Username: Big_poppa
Post Number: 747
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:27 pm: |
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Damnit, Mem! There goes my screen again! |
Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1663
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:30 pm: |
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See, I told you she was coming back.... the heat is overwhelmmmmmmmmmmming... |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1254
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:35 pm: |
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Mem,
Come on, mine were awesome. Okay, Okay, wait....
Mem is so hot, she .......
OH, Crap, I can't think of one.
J.B. |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6418
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:41 pm: |
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JB, you are so hot Paris Hilton wears a "Team Jersey Boy" T shirt...
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Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1257
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:43 pm: |
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Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1665
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:44 pm: |
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yuck... |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23409
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:44 pm: |
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...and it's scantier than a wife-beater |
Jay
Citizen
Username: Jaymon
Post Number: 1203
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 9:37 am: |
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Just keeping this on top (like MEM
DOH! |
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