| Author | Message | ||
     las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1943 Registered: 10-2003 |
I don't know if this can get me suspended so I am publicly declaring that although it was my idea to take the photos it was not - I repeat: NOT - my idea to name this collage what it is called. Buzzsaw thought of it. There are witnesses. I now present: The Boobs of Maplewood               If you recognize your clevage (breast or buttox), please email me and I'll have it returned to you as soon as possible. We owe an enormous/huge/sizable/voluminous/monumental/massive/titanic/colossal amount of thanks to JustMeLaura, whose support made many of these shots possible. If you recognize yourself but don't recall granting JML permission to fondle you/give you a lift/heave/boost/perk/hoist/enhancement/elevation or me permission to photograph you, you were drunk. | ||
| justmelaura Citizen Username: Justmelaura Post Number: 719 Registered: 5-2001 |
Hey there Las, seems like you forgot the biggest Boob of all, Aquaman! | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1200 Registered: 1-2006  |
Wow, what did I miss? Well, actually, now I know what I missed. J.B. | ||
| justmelaura Citizen Username: Justmelaura Post Number: 721 Registered: 5-2001 |
Las, when it comes to boobs, I am always willing and happy to lend my hands and give as much support as needed. Remember boys and girls, Chins up, Chest out, deep inhale and you are ready for your closeup. | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 776 Registered: 2-2006  |
Oh my god... my boobs are online... move over "girls gone wild" here come the "adult women gone wild"... | ||
| justmelaura Citizen Username: Justmelaura Post Number: 725 Registered: 5-2001 |
"Broads Gone to Mems"? Now THAT is hot | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1205 Registered: 1-2006 |
AH ha! The real game is -- match the cleavage to the stripper name. Fantasia Leatherwhip, here's a fiver for you. J.B. | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 778 Registered: 2-2006 |
Yep JB but you don't know which boobs are mine LOL Plus I am assuming you are talking 5 hundreds ...remember despite the pics above we are classy exhibitionists and we don't deal in singles...LOL | ||
| justmelaura Citizen Username: Justmelaura Post Number: 726 Registered: 5-2001 |
Dearest Las Last night this all seemed so 'right' and 'fun' and 'devilmaycare'. Then I wake up this morning with that ohnonotagain feeling. Hazy thoughts of screen doors, body parts being posted on MOL, how many breasts did I lift up, where did I leave my clothes, etc. Gee, can't wait for the next get together. | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1206 Registered: 1-2006 |
See thread on hangover cure. J.B. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1511 Registered: 5-2005  |
Bajou, You JUST might get away with it....  | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1207 Registered: 1-2006 |
Bajou, I assume yours are the top row, fourth over, with the blue shirt. And no, for that, it's a five dollar bill. And that's being generous. J.B. | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2402 Registered: 11-2001  |
Those are some gorgeous boobs, if I may say so myself! | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 780 Registered: 2-2006 |
ok so I didn't shave but hey I didn't know my boobs were going to be on the internet. I mean all I did was go to mem's house and we were roommates once...who shaves when they hang out with their old roommate. I mean really ... a girl can't always be prepared for what life (or lass in this case) throws her way.. | ||
| Just The Aunt Supporter Username: Auntof13 Post Number: 5473 Registered: 1-2004  |
JML Was water boy really there? Oh, man I miss everything... | ||
| Monster© Supporter Username: Monster  Post Number: 3760 Registered: 7-2002  |
I can pick out Bajou's boobs, las's, mem's, buzzsaw's ( think), pippi's, laura's, and maybe those of ess too.... | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2406 Registered: 11-2001 |
Oohhh - Monster.....  I'm curious to know which you think are whose (even though I am admitting to nothing).  | ||
| Monster© Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 3761 Registered: 7-2002 |
well, there is skin complexion, boob size, necklaces that I recognize....though I may be wrong about laura | ||
| justmelaura Citizen Username: Justmelaura Post Number: 728 Registered: 5-2001 |
Mine always look bigger on film. I love how the camera adds 10 pds. | ||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 6028 Registered: 2-2003  |
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| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 5110 Registered: 5-2001  |
WOW. I'm not as hairy as I look. Though I am going for a waxing - right ladies! | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1513 Registered: 5-2005 |
I've got a photo of that gang after a few more drinks - trouble is I can't upload it as i'm sure i'd get suspended and I do like to post.... | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 5113 Registered: 5-2001 |
Post it! I am sure Dave won't care.............. | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8196 Registered: 5-2001  |
The last two on the right are fakes. Well, technically, the last 4, I guess. Which reminds me, did we ever reach a conclusion on peanut oil implants and the allergy warning? | ||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 9977 Registered: 4-1997  |
Reminder: according to terms of service with our ISP, we can lose our hosting service if nude photos are posted. | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8198 Registered: 5-2001 |
Yeah, but do the fake boobs count as actual nude photos? | ||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 9978 Registered: 4-1997 |
We are strict constructionists. | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1944 Registered: 10-2003 |
Dave, I think the ISP provider was at Mem's Saturday night. You don't have to worry about a thing! | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1519 Registered: 5-2005 |
He took my shot off... Mind you, I have to say that to anyone who has paid thousands for a boo-boo enhancements, to them they are real, as it required real pain, real money and real-ly small boo-boos in the first place to have gone through it all...  | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1520 Registered: 5-2005 |
Never one to heed a warning, I am now posting another bear shot of the girls party...  | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 781 Registered: 2-2006 |
Monster...you are full of crap...you can't tell them apart. Greene why do u think the last four are fake??? | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1521 Registered: 5-2005 |
I don't think he was referring to to boobs of maplewood, I surmise he may have seen the shot I posted before Dave removed it  If you want to know what it was, let me know and i'll email it to you | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8204 Registered: 5-2001 |
It was indeed SO's boobshot. They just had that "cemented-in-place-perfectly-round-completely-flat-surrounding-skin" thing going on. Kind of like sticking grapes on a popsicle stick, if you will. BTW, SO, don't tell anyone else that I'm a "he"; my partner will have a fit. She thinks I'm gay, too. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1522 Registered: 5-2005 |
 Whoops,um,yup,so,er,yow, I don't know why I typed that, I have no idea what you are (that sounds wrong too!) normally unless I know someone I don't "decide" gender.... sorry and every other apologetic word for making assumptions for all posts I have made since May 2005, correct assumptions or otherwise... SOP | ||
| Oldstone Citizen Username: Rogers4317 Post Number: 785 Registered: 6-2004 |
ok, so for those of us that weren't there...can we pick out our favorite cleavage or is that de classe? i think there should be some voting and may the best boobage win ! | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 785 Registered: 2-2006 |
Let the games begin LOL | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1523 Registered: 5-2005 |
If people guess wrong, do they get a booby prize???? | ||
| Oldstone Citizen Username: Rogers4317 Post Number: 786 Registered: 6-2004 |
well, i'm torn between numbers 3 & 4 from the left for the hottest. but for prettiest (and most sacred): number 6 from the right. amen. | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 787 Registered: 2-2006 |
God bless the boobs | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8206 Registered: 5-2001 |
No problem, SOP. I don't know who or where I am half the time. Old - can one vote for onesself if one is up there? |
