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Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3852
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 6:40 pm: | 
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You Got Male! |
mlj
Citizen
Username: Mlj
Post Number: 294
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 6:49 pm: |
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Very cute.
Here is an old one....a little Indian boy asks his father about how he was born. His father tells him that the tradition is that you are named based upon the circumstances at the time you are conceived...for example, his friends named Running Deer, Full Moon, and so on....then he asks his young son, why are you asking these questions, Broken Rubber? |
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