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Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3870
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:50 pm: | 
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http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/books/52_homeless_model_writes_tragiccumtr iumphant_memoir_at_soho_apple_store_39319.asp
Isobella Jadeco, a model who has been living out of a suitcase in New York, is pitching a memoir, Almost 5'4", about her struggle as an aspiring, height-challenged starlet. And she's apparently been using the communal office that is the Apple Store on Prince Street in SoHo to write it... |
Joe
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Username: Gonets
Post Number: 1270
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 2:03 pm: |
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Did you see the free sample of her writing? She should stick to modeling. |
Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3873
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 2:06 pm: |
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to hell with the writing, I'm just wondering how she could be homeless, there has to be some guy out there who would give her a place to stay, I say it's a stunt to garner recognition. |
Project 37
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Username: Project37
Post Number: 134
Registered: 3-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 2:09 pm: |
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Wow, the entire memoir is over 250 words long!! That's an achievement in it'se self [sic].  |
Joe
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Username: Gonets
Post Number: 1271
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 2:12 pm: |
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Brings to mind an episode of a "very special" Christmas episode of Baywatch where Mitch took in this really hot homeless woman. Mitch was always so compassionate. It was quite touching.
I think the most interesting thing about this woman's story is that she wrote her entire memoir in an Apple store. I'll wait for the movie, which I'm sure will be shot entirely in an Apple store. |
Mr. Big Poppa
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Username: Big_poppa
Post Number: 740
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 3:26 pm: |
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mmmmmmmmm crack-whore........... |
Eats Shoots & Leaves
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Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 3473
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 4:00 pm: |
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You guys have no idea how hard it is to be vertically challenged in this world. It is an often overlooked prejudice. Just try to find summer shorts that don't hang down to your ankles. How about having to ask a teenager to reach for a jar on the top shelf at the grocery store, and having him pat you on the head? Or having people tell you to stand up and say what is on your mind, when you are already standing up?
As a 4'11 1/2" tall male, I can tell you it is a rather big problem. |
jeffl
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Username: Jeffl
Post Number: 1754
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 4:23 pm: |
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Not to be rude and crude but, looking at her picture, I'm not sure that her height is her biggest challenge as a model. |
Mr. Big Poppa
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Username: Big_poppa
Post Number: 741
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 4:52 pm: |
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She looks better on her website http://www.isobelladreams.com/IsobellaDreams--ModelSection.htm
I think she played an oompa-loompa on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. |
Joe
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Username: Gonets
Post Number: 1272
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 4:57 pm: |
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Kind of ironic that this homeless model has a homepage. |
Bajou
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Username: Bajou
Post Number: 870
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 4:59 pm: |
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Holly Hannah... some people have a screw loose..
Why doesn't she spend her time finding a job? Any job .... cause you can't even tell her..."Honey don't quit your day job". I will be a smoking marathon runner before she is a model...
She wrote and I quote:
Isobella's memoir titled approaperly "Almost 5'4" isn't even published yet, but she will soon have already given three readings and plans for more around the country by mid July.
How do you "soon have given" readings...that's like me having soon won the lottery. Give me a break find a receptionist job (with no writing skills) or an old suger daddy.
God bless the fools of this world.
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Mr. Big Poppa
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Username: Big_poppa
Post Number: 743
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 5:00 pm: |
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Poor girl. Only a virtual home, not a physical one...nor one for her soul.
Wait a minute....do models have souls? |
Bajou
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Username: Bajou
Post Number: 872
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 5:05 pm: |
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No but I am sure Mr. Big Poppa also has a "Big" soul so you could take her in and teach her...HOW TO USE HER BRAIN |
Mr. Big Poppa
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Username: Big_poppa
Post Number: 746
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:26 pm: |
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HOW TO USE HER BRAIN
...among other things.....
I need to check with my wife about this. Maybe she will be accepting of this type of charity |
Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3894
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:29 pm: |
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My wife told me to go ahead, and then walked away laughing.... |
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