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Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1242
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 8:57 pm: | 
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Dave looked nothing like I thought he would:
McCheese, of course, looked exactly like I thought he would:
Did you guys notice my shirt?
J.B. |
Dave
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Username: Dave
Post Number: 10014
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:01 pm: |
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And here I thought I shaved this morning.
(shirt said: "I dig NJ") |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1243
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:03 pm: |
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Never out of character.
J.B. |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1718
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:04 pm: |
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I also noticed it. I believe there was a picture instead of the word dig.
It was nice meeting you. |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1245
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:12 pm: |
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The shovel that looks like a draidel (spelling? Sorry, not jewish.)
It was cool to meet you too. I wish I could have sat down and ordered shots for the three of us. Why should the "Boobs of Maplewood" get to have all the fun?
J.B.
When I say, "the three of us," I don't mean me, my 2 year old, and my mother's friend who had been babysitting. Although that would have been interesting too... |
Shanabana
Citizen
Username: Shanabana
Post Number: 655
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:15 pm: |
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How'd you know it was them? (Besides the divine features of the former and the cheesey grin of the latter?) |
Mayor McCheese
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Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1719
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:15 pm: |
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The more the merrier. |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1246
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:18 pm: |
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Shanabana,
We all three orderd the MOL special, but there was only one left.
J.B. |
bets
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Username: Bets
Post Number: 23403
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:53 pm: |
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I missed you by >< much, JB! Saw Dave and the Mrs. over by the Baird and then stopped to see Bunny so she could meet my four-footed furry friend. To my good fortune, Monster and his better half showed up and we had some yuks. |
Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3888
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:56 pm: |
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Yeah, I heard you guys finally met, wasn't really all that great was it?
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Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1659
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 9:58 pm: |
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and I missed it all.... I would have missed it anyway, but i'm into self pity at the moment!!!!! |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1248
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:06 pm: |
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Monster,
Funny situation, when I show up at a bar with two guests. One, a generation behind me, and one a generation ahead of me. Postmenopausal babysitter can't sit out in the sun, two year old can't stay past 7 o'clock.
Hey, at least I WENT to a bar.
By the way, I met bets at Bunny's and she looked like this:
Monster, decorum prevents me posting a picture of you.
J.B. |
Mrbanzai
Citizen
Username: Mrbanzai
Post Number: 9
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:08 pm: |
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NOT FUNNY! |
Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3891
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:10 pm: |
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LOL 
too funny |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1250
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:14 pm: |
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Mr. Banzai,
Notice the text: Bets. Come on.
J.B. |
bets
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Username: Bets
Post Number: 23404
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:21 pm: |
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At least I don't scare small children, Garden State Lad. Folks, be on the look out for JB and make sure to introduce yourself:
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Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1252
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:24 pm: |
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Another riddle frojm Bets.
J.B.
Yeah, I'm not deleting the "j's". |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23405
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:26 pm: |
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Do tell? Riddle? |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1256
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:42 pm: |
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What's up with the picture?
To me it's a riddle.
I've missed stjuff before. Educate.
J.B.
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bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23408
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:43 pm: |
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If I have to be Mrbanzai, you have to be weird furnace-looking guy.
It's only fair! |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1258
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:46 pm: |
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In the interest of fairness, I will accept this image as my online self. I thjank you.
J.B.
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bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23411
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 10:51 pm: |
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Here you go, GSL - 
PS--Can't you get the J key fixed? Need my help? Just let me know if so. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 878
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:02 am: |
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To single hating Monster, Bets JB and Dave
Oh damn I was going to go to Bunny's but I thought you are all at Tiki. Well Bets I was dying yesterday so I hope I run into you this weekend. If not y'all have a great time over the weekend.
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justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 768
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:08 am: |
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BajouBabe, sorry I didn't call you earlier. I was in the city all day and then had baseball that went to after 8:30. So drop dead tired that I didn't even light one Tiki Torch, (but the boys did set up the Bonzai Slide)
Also, made a very fatal error by going to see some puppies today. What was I thinking? |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 769
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:12 am: |
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BetsBabe, can't wait to meet Charlie. He's welcome anytime. Seems like we are going to have a little Dennis joining the family. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 880
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:12 am: |
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Don't tell me you took one!!! I have a bunch of great pups at Jersey
Animal Coalition...!! I was dead tired too and wanted to spend some time with my daughter who is leaving on vacation tomorrow.
Hey there is always the good old venue....the weekend!!
Thanks for thinking of me Laura!!
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bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23415
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:18 am: |
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Bajou - are you around tomorrow evening (oops - I guess I mean this evening (Friday)  )? I'd love to bring this big hunk o'love named Charlie round to meet you (and SOP's girls - he is amazing with toddlers and youngsters of all ages).
JML, as a youngster of an age like me, you will love him too. What's the LD on Dennis? Who/what/where/why/when can I meet him and how? (sorry - too contrived, I know!) |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 770
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:34 am: |
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BettingBajous
Like a total ahole that I am, I told my OCD son that we could go visit some puppies that a friend of a friend of a friend has. They and the mother are the cutest little love hounds. Even though we put a total ban on any more animals, it looks like we are going to have little Dennis come live with us. He is a mini Dachsund. It is the first time in my life that I am actually paying for a pet. We have always rescued animals and taken in strays. |
bets
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Username: Bets
Post Number: 23417
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:44 am: |
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I was going to "pretend" post some software code that would return "ahole(+/Laura) = BIG FAT NO" but I really don't know how to code. Perhaps I'll get a student to write a little php ditty as an anti-boredom exercise for slow days (it's a rare but true phenomenon).
Oh - for Monst-man. Insomnolence. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=INSOMNOLENCE |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 772
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 1:02 am: |
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you are so sweet, actually, I was going to ask you for some computer lessons |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 773
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 1:03 am: |
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oh, and the next time I see you don't forget to ask me about the latest Harry/Elevator stories. |
bets
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Username: Bets
Post Number: 23419
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 1:04 am: |
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Conveniently, I have next week off! No big plans, just relaxation. I don't think people do that enough (JMVHOOC) |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 893
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 2:02 pm: |
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Oh boy Laura ... you are in for something.
Doxies are very feisty and need alot of training. They also tend to be a loud breed (barkers). Just get ready for a mischievous pup.....
It's my favorite breed but they are a handful....
This is one of the best and most honest links about the breed:
Breed Profile
--Written By Tiami Coleburg
--Co-Written By Karen Harkness
Breed:
Dachshund
Owner Level:
Suitable for some first time owners.
Average Life Span:
15 years average
Average Weight:
Miniature Dachshund, weigh eleven pounds or less.
Standard Dachshund, weigh sixteen pounds or more
Color And Coat:
There are 6 colors:
Red, black & tan, chocolate, wild boar, gray and fawn, dapple.
There are 3 coat types:
Smooth, wirehaired, long.
Dachshunds are low maintenance and can be groomed at home with ease. They have minor shedding and need minimal grooming.
Typical Health Problems:
Dachshunds are in general a healthy breed. The more frequent health problems are:
Disc disease and disc injuries which can result in paralysis. Owners should use caution while handling, and not allow their Dachshund to jump from: Cars, furniture, beds, arms, etc. They also must be kept at a healthy weight. Because of the expense in treating this condition, pet insurance or a savings account for your Dachshund is a good idea. Owners should be very observant of changes in their companion and seek proper medical attention immediately. Just a few of the symptoms of back problems can include: Lack of appetite, stomach distress, hesitation or inability to do something they physically could do before, withdrawal from activity, unexplained squeaks or cries, weakness. If in doubt, get to your Veterinarian for an evaluation and get an x-ray. The faster this is diagnosed and properly treated, the better the outcome.
Teeth and gum problems. Owners must keep their dog's teeth clean, as dental problems can cause many other health problems, including: Kidney failure, heart problems, eye and sinus infections. Good dental care also helps reduce unpleasant dog breath. Yearly dental cleaning by a vet and regular brushing is recommended.
Personality:
The spunky, fearless, little Dachshund are scent hounds. They were originally bred in Germany for hunting Badger. The name, Dachshund, actually means "Badger Dog". They were created with short legs so they could assist in digging fox, badgers, and rabbits out of their dens. To accomplish such tasks, they were bred with a courageous, tough, stick-to-it personality.
In more modern times, Dachshunds have happily taken on the role of companion dog. They are happiest when they are with people. They love to cuddle and be close. If a human lap is not available they like to burrow under blankets. They are very entertaining and tend to be interactive with the people they love. A squeaky toy or ball is a huge source of fun and joy for them. They are very clever and will learn to anticipate your every move. These dogs love to be the star of the show and can keep a room entertained with their antics. They like to be included in walks and can cover good distances with their noses to the ground enjoying all the scents before them.
Why are these dogs typically in animal shelters?
The Dachshund is about the 16th most popular purebred dog in America. For the year 2000, AKC stats showed this breed as having the 4th highest number of newly registered dogs, so they definitely do show up in rescue and shelters. They are well supported by breed rescue groups in many areas. They arrive at shelters and rescue because of the popularity of the breed and for a variety of other reasons:
This breed can be difficult to house train. These little dogs are left at shelters by owners frustrated and unprepared for the training process and the unique nature of training this breed.
New baby in the house. Small child versus this dog conflicts are common with this breed. The dog loses and ends up at the shelter.
Separation anxiety is seen in this breed. The unwilling and unknowledgeable owner often will give up on their needy charge. Separation anxiety is simply that the dog does not want to be alone or without you. Many dogs that exhibit this problem will be the best, most loving companion to humans and are very much worth the extra effort. Some separation anxiety symptoms are: Destructive behaviors, barking, potty training issues. There are many solutions to separation anxiety: More exercise, obedience training, crating, in some extreme cases drug therapy can help. See a trainer, behaviorist and veterinarian.
Excessive barking.
This breed, because of it's scent hound traits, will show up as a stray. It is not safe to leave these dogs off lead without a fence. They can also burrow and if left unattended in a fenced yard can quickly escape by going to ground.
Who should own this breed?
Dachshunds can have very long lives and deserve to have an owner who is willing to make the commitment of love that they need for the duration. They are not an easy-to-train breed and can be very stubborn. They require a patient, calm, loving owner. Part of owning a Dachshund is just loving them for what they are and enjoying them for who they are. They should be well socialized and go to obedience training. They will not be the star pupil, but both owner and dog will benefit from the experience. Someone who is gone very long hours would probably not be a good match. If you have babies and small children in your future or life, think long and hard about getting a Dachshund, as this breed is not generally good with children. If you are considering a Dachshund, I recommend you contact vets in your area and get price estimates on annual medical care. In addition, find out that if the worst was to happen and your Dachshund was one of the unlucky ones to have back problems, what kind of monies should you have set aside for non-surgical and surgical treatments of those problems.
Is this breed good with children?
Children and dogs should never be left alone and unattended even for a moment. Young children do not have proper dog etiquette and dogs do not understand a child's behavior. This can result in tragedy with any breed of dog. This breed tends to not be recommended for young children. The breed's stubborn, no-nonsense nature can result in conflicts with small children. They are also vulnerable to back injuries if mishandled. Generally responsible, gentle, older children that have reached an age that is able to understand the needs and responsibility of caring for this breed will prove compatible. Like children, each dog is also different in personality, energy and patience levels. So, each dog and child relationship should be considered as individual.
Is this breed good with other dogs in general?
Dachshunds in general do well with other dogs if they have been socialized. If you are away much, they prefer to have a buddy to sit with while they await your return. Dog playmates should be selected with care for compatibility. This breed is prone to back injuries if treated roughly. They can also be rather fearless, so a dog with a more gentle nature is best. Dachshunds generally love other Dachshunds. Spaying/neutering is one of the big keys to having a dog friendly animal.
How easy is training and house training with this breed?
Dachshunds are definitely trainable. They are not easy to train. Like humans, each dog's abilities, likes and dislikes will vary. They should be taught with gentle persistence and patience. Good training gives Dachshunds and all dogs the ability to speak the same language with us. The Dachshund is a bright little dog that, when given a task they enjoy, will grasp it quickly. The stubborn nature of the breed makes them resistant to tasks we think are more important than they do. The time required to house train a Dachshund will vary depending on each dog and on the method used. They tend to get the idea if positive methods and consistency in training are used. Crate training seems to be of great assistance for most dogs in house breaking. Dachshunds are not the easiest breed to housebreak and require a consistent schedule and behavior from the owner to develop and maintain this skill.
Socializing this breed?
Socialization is one of the necessary requirements to successful dog ownership. They should be given the social skills and maintain them on an ongoing basis. This breed enjoys outings of all types and loves to see the world. If socialized they can be a lovely traveling and house companion. A unsocialized Dachshund can exhibit aggression with strangers and be snappy with owners/family. This breed is generally a happy, outgoing, fun-loving, little dog. They are quick to give their love and for the right owner easily win your heart for life.
Don't get me wrong I love them..my family bred them but they are not the average dog.
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Monster©
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 3902
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 2:05 pm: |
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my next door neighbors little weeny dogs are always barking at me.... |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 896
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 2:13 pm: |
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You know a weeny recognizes a weeny  |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 897
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 2:27 pm: |
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Dear Sir Monster:
I am actually shaking in my non-excist boots. Don't know why I was fresh to you or what the heck mini stroke made me type mean words at you. I am soo sorry oh massive monster. Please don't smite me as I am a humble servant of the monster. NOT...but what'ya guys doing tonight?
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justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 783
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 6:36 pm: |
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Is the little weenie jealous of the big weenie? |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 784
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 6:40 pm: |
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Bajou, thank you so much. Unfortunately, true to my ahole self, I committed to the dog AND THEN DID THE RESEARCH! I did find out that they are trained to hunt badgers. Is this going to be a problem with the ferret? Damn, I hope not because one of the reasons I took him was because they seemed to have the same playful personality. The ferret loves to chase and tackle my cockapoo, but he doesn't want to have anything to do with her. Sigh...
What are you doing tonight? I am will be sitting outside with a dear friend who needs some girl company. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 900
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 7:51 pm: |
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Dear dogged sexy Laura:
I have to visit a friend of mine for a while. Get the dog and the ferret together asap and watch them. Do not leave them alone because if the doxy gets nippy the ferret will do some damage. Ferret can hold their own as you have already seen. Doxy's can have alot of scent instinct and it really depends in the dog. Several of our doxy's were surrogat mothers to kittens but others wouldn't have thought twice about breaking their little necks. A doxy who is timid is considered faulty as a breed specimin. They are supposed to be gutsy and are called big dogs with short legs cause their attitude is very much like a big hunting dog. Let me know if you need help with behavior evalutation ... I am good at it and if you need some training help I'll be there too.
Bajou (oooh that rhymes) LOL |
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