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Konigen
Posted on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 12:55 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Toad, thanks for the explanation, you're right; I'm new to Maplewood, and didn't know the procedure.

Kestrel, I'm sure that the job is horrendously difficult, and don't get me wrong, I'm not faulting the people who do it -- it just seems to me that the process and equipment needs revamping.

I come from a midwestern state where we experience frequent, heavy snowfall, rather than the occasional snowstorms that seem to paralyze this part of the country. Maybe it's because they have lots of practice, but the trucks are on the streets practically at the first sighting of a flake. Seems like some kind of a happy medium could be reached. One shouldn't have to return home during rush hour, after it's been snowing heavily all day, to the kind of conditions that we frequently do in Maplewood.

Konigen
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Eyespy
Posted on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 5:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

MARCO!!!!!
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Curb
Posted on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 9:21 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I`m naked! But I don`t know why.
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Eyespy
Posted on Thursday, March 1, 2001 - 6:09 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Eb your thong is on backwards.
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Eb1154
Posted on Thursday, March 1, 2001 - 6:40 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'm not wearing a thong, I'm Naked!!!!!

POLO!!!!!
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Toad
Posted on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 5:42 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Eb Naked? That's why there's so many flies around!
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Eb1154
Posted on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 7:20 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Toad,

You got me. I've been living with eyespy and haven't showered in weeks. He promises to hook up a garden hose to the cardboard box/house by the end of month.

Oh yeah, the invite for the pool party is only good as long as the puddle in the street behind the house doesn't dry up! So hurry up, bring the ear wax, unclelmer, and the popcorn but don't bring any swimmies. (Eyespy is very sensitive about swimmies)

P.S. If the temp. goes below 32 bring some salt because the pool/puddle will be ice and we will really need that BRINE so we don't break our ...

MARCO!!!!!
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Uncleelmer
Posted on Sunday, March 4, 2001 - 11:07 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

hey EB, I'll bring the salt. Will u still hold my hand so we don't break our... on the ice. Toad said he would bring the earwax he has been saving for the big party. Eyespy said it would be o.k. if I bring my swim sweater and my flowered bathing cap.


POLO!!!!!!!!
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Eb1154
Posted on Tuesday, March 6, 2001 - 7:07 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

HEY GUYS(you too Toad),

GREAT NEWS!! With all this new snow and ice that fell the pool is full again. And thanks to Toad and the BRINE we won't break our...again(although it was fun putting the bandaids on.) Bring your snorkel gear it's deep!


MARCO!!!!
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Eyespy
Posted on Wednesday, March 7, 2001 - 6:59 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

What the hell is brine?Eb you better go see a doctor about that "little" problem you have.And Curb would you please get your feet out of the dip!
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Curb
Posted on Wednesday, March 7, 2001 - 9:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Sorry. I was moisturizing my heals, they`re very dry and starting to crack.

POLO!!!!!
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Mem
Posted on Wednesday, March 7, 2001 - 10:26 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Luxury!
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Eb1154
Posted on Wednesday, March 7, 2001 - 10:32 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

EYESPY,

So now it's little. WHY I NEVER!!!! Maybe you can refer me to the doctor who took care of it for you. I refuse to use Toad's doctor, he hasn't done anything for Toad's rash. (I hope that wasn't a secret Toad)

Toad, after consulting with unclelmer we decided you should try rubbing some BRINE on that rash of yours.

MARCO!!!!
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Toad
Posted on Thursday, March 8, 2001 - 5:51 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Eb-The brine worked very well on the rash. However, I don't think it will do anything to eliminate the flies that are buzzing around your posterior. You may need the services of an industrial exterminator.
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Eyespy
Posted on Thursday, March 8, 2001 - 5:38 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Eb,don't use my doctor.They call me Mrs. Eyespy now.
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Eyespy
Posted on Thursday, March 8, 2001 - 5:39 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

POLO!!!!
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Eb1154
Posted on Thursday, March 8, 2001 - 8:52 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

EYESPY,

OUCH!!!!! Will you please hook up the hose so I can shower sometime this year, the flies seem to be bothering Toad. You would think with a name like Toad he would like flies.

What's the matter Toad, Unclelmer got your tongue.


MARCO!!!!
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Toad
Posted on Friday, March 9, 2001 - 5:53 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hey, I LOVE flies! But, THOSE flies? No way. Not where the've been!!!!!!!
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Eb1154
Posted on Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 11:23 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Toad,

A Fly is a Fly is a Fly. I thought you would enjoy that extra flavor. You have been a little cranky since they did away with that "Bud weissss eerrrrr" commercial. Have no fear with a tongue like yours I'm sure you'll find work somewhere. Just remember not to mention that damn BRINE at the interview, this also seems to be one of your downfalls.

EYESPY,
You mean I've been sleeping with you and your a....YUCKK, ILLLL, (spit,spit)!!!!! I think we have finally qualified for the Jerry Springer show. My wife/sister will be so proud.

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