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sbenois
Citizen
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 10687
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, February 5, 2004 - 10:05 pm: |     |
I am so freaking bored by MOL these days that I was just wondering if any of you have an opinion on this important topic.
Thankey.
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Hey, it also wouldn’t look good coming out of a motel with your wife’s best friend saying you were just planning a surprise birthday party for her husband...- Arturo November '03
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ffof
Citizen
Username: Ffof
Post Number: 1890
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 8:55 am: | |
very very evil |
JJC
Citizen
Username: Mercury
Post Number: 204
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 9:00 am: | |
Bored suburbanites - evil. and boring. |
overtaxdalready
Citizen
Username: Overtaxdalready
Post Number: 192
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 9:21 am: | |
I've found that some can be very, very good. |
Soda
Citizen
Username: Soda
Post Number: 1188
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 10:24 am: | |
Since Sbenois has opened this can of worms, I must chime in with a very disquieting recent experience I had at Cafe Sbenois. I was enjoying my customary Cafe repast (Yumster Jr. with Bearnaise Sauce, Spinach Flan, and a La-La Low-Foam Latte), when Marge, my lovely usual waitress informed me that she was going off shift, and would I mind very much if she gave me my check before the next shift came on. "No problem", I said, and continued slurping my Latte.
Later, as I stood up to take my check to the cashier, Marge's relief waitress, the beautiful Sophia, sauntered slinkily in my direction. "Is that tip for me, big boy?", she asked. "Well, not actually, but... yeah, I guess", I fumbled, locking eyes with her. She swept the dollar-twenty-five into her apron pocket, and brushed by me VERY closely, exhaling a sultry "Thanks" into my ear. I nearly keeled over. The woman reeked. I mean, not just her breath, but her whole body: Cigarettes!
This may not be entirely on-thread, but I've gotta say it: Sbenois, you must ask this vixen to change her habits. I've been a loyal customer for years now, and have never experienced such a stomach-turning aroma in your establishment before (except maybe for the sauteed baby octupus appetizers you featured last summer). Either Sophia's unwanted perfume must go, or you'll lose my patronage. Sbeois, please don't be shy about bringing this problem to her attention just because she's such a looker:
Your culinary fan,
Soda |
chrisd
Citizen
Username: Chrisd
Post Number: 94
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 10:27 am: | |
Since no one's brought up the late Johnny Thunders in a while:
She's good bad, but she ain't evil. |
guessagain
Citizen
Username: Guessagain
Post Number: 18
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 10:31 am: | |
Typical racist thread on MOL..Are Black Women evil? How about Hispanics or Asians? This board..always dumping on European-Americans, like they are they cause of all the evil in these two towns. Sheesh |
Brett
Citizen
Username: Bmalibashksa
Post Number: 664
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 10:37 am: | |
Guessagain: That settles it then, ALL women are evil. |
Ukealalio
Citizen
Username: Ukealalio
Post Number: 426
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 10:39 am: | |
Wow, people quote Johnny Thunders?. I used to run into this guy all the time while playing at Max's
Kansas City. He used to hang out in the dressing rooms stealing beer from the bands playing. He was always nodding out and semi-coherent. I know we tend to glamorize talented junkies, like Billy Holiday, Charlie Parker and Keith Richards but Johnny Thunders ?.
The only thing I found slightly ammusing about Thunders was, during the last years of his life at gigs he used to tell the crowd, "I think I'm gonna do it tonight", and people would scream, "Yea Johnny, Die, Die".
To each his own. |
Ukealalio
Citizen
Username: Ukealalio
Post Number: 427
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 10:40 am: | |
Oh yea, to get back to the topic.
If I forget to take out the garbage-SUPREMELY EVIL!!!!. |
sbenois
Citizen
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 10691
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 10:49 am: | |
Dearest Soda,
I am so sorry that you had a bad experience. As you well know, the Cafe Sbenois likes to take care of its better customers so please do come back any time and order up some of the new fresh Yumsters with Cheese that have been recently, um, acquired. Obviosuly, it's on me. In fact, bring some friends and I'll take care of the whole thing.
As you mentioned, Sophia was a relief waitress on the evening you dined with us. We were really in a pinch and since Harpo once again refused to work for me, I had to call my friends at St. James Gate for some immediate help. Sopia came running over in about 20 minutes but naturally she didn't have time to shower. Obviously, she brought their "atmosphere" with her.
Sincerely,
S.
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chrisd
Citizen
Username: Chrisd
Post Number: 95
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 11:03 am: | |
Glamor unintended, certainly. |
Redsox
Citizen
Username: Redsox
Post Number: 407
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, February 7, 2004 - 12:28 pm: | |
friggin johnny thunders- yikes...
saw him @ the channel club in so. boston
friggin guy was so juiced that he couldn't hold onto his axe.......
very sh*tty rip-off performance....
but " you can't put your arms around a memory...." |
Redsox
Citizen
Username: Redsox
Post Number: 408
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, February 7, 2004 - 12:30 pm: | |
btw,
yeah- white women are evil, and they don't age well...... |
ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 2416
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 7, 2004 - 6:06 pm: | |
Good and evil has nothing to do with it, it's just about them being women.
Can't live with them, can't live without them... |
extuscan
Citizen
Username: Extuscan
Post Number: 258
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 7, 2004 - 6:20 pm: | |
I've been living without them for quite a while, thanks... u new to maplewood or something ajc? Of all places to live and come up with a comment like that.
John |
emmie
Citizen
Username: Emmie
Post Number: 248
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, February 7, 2004 - 9:00 pm: | |
Are women evil? Be afraid, be very, very afraid! |
ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 2417
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 7, 2004 - 11:12 pm: | |
"I've been living without them for quite a while, thanks..."
John, I'm not sure I understand, are you braggin, or complaining?
BTW, I've been around long enough to know that you have some issues you need to work on... |
extuscan
Citizen
Username: Extuscan
Post Number: 259
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 7, 2004 - 11:40 pm: | |
Just sayin, many "families" in Maplewood do quite well without a female...
(AJC- This isn't a slam, but I've honestly forgotten if you are a guy or a girl... )
Big Gay Lie: Gay guys have a "faghag" who keeps them glamorous and trendy.
Reality: Gay guys generally think women are EVIL and avoid them at all costs. Your "faghag" was someone you hung out with in High School, but you grew up and realized she was the enemy too. Sure, you can be social... but deep down inside... you saw what evil things "she" did to your own dad. Don't believe me? Ask my boyfriend. He thinks the same thing.
So... can't live with can't live without them?
Many Maplewood families (and apparently many more each day) live without women just fine. But ya know, you can live without Maplewood too... bizzare world of social wars. Women are evil.
---John |
Lizziecat
Citizen
Username: Lizziecat
Post Number: 154
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, February 7, 2004 - 11:46 pm: | |
Am I the only person who finds this thread sexist, racist, obscene and offensive? What's wrong with you people? |
Cynicalgirl
Citizen
Username: Cynicalgirl
Post Number: 379
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 6:32 am: | |
Puerile. |
ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 2424
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 8:54 am: | |
I'm a straight, married, male, and my family and I have lived at the same address in Maplewood for almost 60 years...
BTW, I'm not sexist, racist, or obscene. But, it depends which foot you kick with whether you think I'm offensive? |
guessagain
Citizen
Username: Guessagain
Post Number: 21
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 9:34 am: | |
My Lizziecat..never thought you and I would agree, huh. Check out myh post on Friday, February 6, 2004 - 10:31 am: |
ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 2426
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 12:25 pm: | |
WOW! I just love it when two people can agree on something... |
anon
Citizen
Username: Anon
Post Number: 958
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 2:55 pm: | |
Lizzie: That's why I chose to not post on this thread, and, apparently, I am not alone in that decision. |
tjohn
Citizen
Username: Tjohn
Post Number: 2217
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 3:15 pm: | |
I think Cynicalgirl called it about right. |
sbenois
Citizen
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 10703
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 5:18 pm: | |
It's disgusting. I agree.
Who's the idiot who started this thing?
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Joan
Citizen
Username: Joancrystal
Post Number: 2417
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 7:27 pm: | |
More importantly, who is going to end it? |
sbenois
Citizen
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 10710
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 9:39 pm: | |
Not me. I'm not touching this thing. It's going to have to be someone else.
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ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 2428
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 10:01 pm: | |
OK... It's over! |
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