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Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1837
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 10:00 pm: | 
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I am still in awe, Sbenois, still in awe to the fourth power, at least.
Where can I get an admission ticket when you and your team present this at the "National Conference on the Customs and Traditions of Goobers and S--tkickers" ? |
Southerner
Citizen
Username: Southerner
Post Number: 860
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 10:54 pm: |
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Seb,
Nice post.
However, the grammatical error in the opening sentence makes your point silly. But, I do appreciate the effort. I must really get to you guys for you to spend so much time on me. Don't you have a world to save from the Republicans rather than waste valuable time on a hick? I had no idea I was succeeding at my goal so easily. |
Dr. Winston O'Boogie
Citizen
Username: Casey
Post Number: 2010
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 11:04 pm: |
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of course you get to us. you've posted the same god damn thing over 800 times. you're the Rain Man of MOL, repeating the same mantras endlessly, in every thread. I try to skip over your posts, but they're everywhere.
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Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1838
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 11:33 pm: |
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Now, now, Dr winston;
we must remember that Southerner is there to remind us what the world was like in a closed-minded agrarian world where access to education and things that otherwise broaden the mind was limited to the mule that pulled the plow, while all the man behind it had to do was hold it straight in the furrow.
I think southerner does quite well now since he strings two sequential thoughts together. Maybe some day he'll learn how to entertain two opposing thoughts at the same time and reason them out.
But that's not going to happen in your lifetime or mine, as southerner's still trying to do things with those non-opposable thumbs of his.
Or as Southerner might say: "Uh-oh, time for Judge Wapner."
And Southerner, I still am willing to fund that little piece of education for you. But I haven't heard you respond to the offer yet. Not even so much as a thank you. |
Alleygater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1448
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 11:49 pm: |
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Sben: I laughed so hard from your post that now my sbenois balls hurt. Kudos. |
Gregor Samsa
Citizen
Username: Oldsctls67
Post Number: 462
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 7:58 am: |
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Sben-It's the "War of Northern Aggression" not the "war of the states"... |
sbenois
Supporter
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14789
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 8:31 am: |
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I would have expected War of Northern Agression or at least War Between the States as well.
But this map, according to the boys at Sbenois Linguistics, clearly said Official War of The States and We Really Won and had action figures that you could move around to various battle scenes where velcro was attached.
For instance, there is a velcro patch at Appomattox, Virginia and just to the right of it is says place victorious Gen. Lee action figure here.
I can only guess that the manufacturer (DeLay Enterprises) was forced to change the name by level-headed southerners who just want to get past the Civil War already.
But there is, apparently, still a market for such an item in America in 2006.
Go figure. |
Gregor Samsa
Citizen
Username: Oldsctls67
Post Number: 463
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 8:58 am: |
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OK Pal, now you're entering sacriligious territory. No Dissing St. Bob please! |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1839
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 10:14 am: |
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Gregor/Scrotey:
How's life as a monstrous vermin? |
Nohero
Supporter
Username: Nohero
Post Number: 5235
Registered: 10-1999
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 10:44 am: |
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Reading Mr. Sbenois's masterful analysis was like watching the Iron Chef filet an armadillo.
But the darn thing is still trying to get up! |
Dr. Winston O'Boogie
Citizen
Username: Casey
Post Number: 2012
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 12:13 pm: |
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4924085173349496686&q=dueling+banjos |
Southerner
Citizen
Username: Southerner
Post Number: 861
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 1:52 pm: |
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This is great. I'll continue reading. You guys just can't get over the hump. You want so bad to be in control, yet, people like me are. You feel powerless and I love it. And to think, I will be even more obnoxious after the election. As for this thread, Corzine probably wishes he was still in the Senate where he could hide. Shine the light and the roaches will scatter. |
sbenois
Supporter
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14793
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 2:11 pm: |
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Makes sense: in a short post use Election and Corzine and substitute guys for "libs".
I'm sure the Boys will be calling me shortly with a new rule. |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1840
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 2:48 pm: |
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Southerner:
More obnoxious than you are now? Hardly likely?
Probably less in control of grammar and spelling, imho.
Who composed the fairly literate 1:52 PM posting for you? Have you outsourced that?
In the end, you'll have to remember that your 2004 vote for George Bush was wasted: you elected someone who can't get it done. You elected the underperforming and the incompetent to the WH.
His performance may please you. If so, that shows only how low your standards are.
It's your Party and you can cry if you want to. |
Tom Reingold
Supporter
Username: Noglider
Post Number: 13218
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 4:27 pm: |
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Reingold,
Don't you have some highly intelligent articles to cut and paste.
Ow! I think you implied intelligence is stupid!  |
Southerner
Citizen
Username: Southerner
Post Number: 862
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 6:10 pm: |
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Do you really want to discuss wasted votes? The President I voted for won. The Governor I voted for won. The local Rep (Democrat) I voted for won. And not one of them were wasted. If it wasn't for Corzine your last few trips to the polls might have been a huge waste of time. |
sbenois
Supporter
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14796
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 6:16 pm: |
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President - check
Governor - check
voted - check
voted- check
voted- check
Corzine - check
Please add "you libs" somewhere.
And see if you can work islamofascist in. |
Gregor Samsa
Citizen
Username: Oldsctls67
Post Number: 464
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 6:40 pm: |
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I woke up that way, what do you want from me? |
Gregor Samsa
Citizen
Username: Oldsctls67
Post Number: 465
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 6:54 pm: |
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Also, FWIW, I am NOT SLK...I changed my name from Grrrrrrrrrr last week. I didn't think it was a big deal, since your username always stays the same. If I caused any confusion with anyone, I apologize. I was just having some name fun. |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1843
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 8:16 pm: |
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You and Kafka close friends? |
Gregor Samsa
Citizen
Username: Oldsctls67
Post Number: 468
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 9:03 am: |
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In a manner of speaking, yes. |
Hoops
Citizen
Username: Hoops
Post Number: 977
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 10:11 am: |
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Sben- The best post of the year award is in the bag. No one will top that in the next 9 months. |
sbenois
Supporter
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14801
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 10:24 am: |
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Why thank you. But as far as I'm concerned, the link below has the distinction of being the post of the year. And on Friday, I had the pleasure of having the KOA read it to me over the phone using the special voice he uses to highlight just how funny things are when people really should be outraged. Please read this...
http://www.southorangevillage.com/cgi-bin/show.cgi?tpc=3133&post=565746#POST5657 46 |
thoughtful
Citizen
Username: Thoughtful
Post Number: 183
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 10:51 am: |
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I wonder if anyone here will get suspended for their personal attacks on Southerner? |
tom
Citizen
Username: Tom
Post Number: 4624
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 11:25 am: |
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thanks for pointing that one out, sbenois, I'd missed it. I should really pay more attention to the South Orange thread, it always makes me feel better about living in Maplewood.
Who the hell votes (or doesn't vote) in South Orange, anyway, that these people keep getting re-elected? |
Gregor Samsa
Citizen
Username: Oldsctls67
Post Number: 469
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 11:28 am: |
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No one will be suspended... |
Southerner
Citizen
Username: Southerner
Post Number: 864
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 2:42 pm: |
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No one should be suspended. I didn't see anything personal. They were attacking the messenger because they are upset with their own political parties failures. I relish in our success and they can't stomach it.
Each of these liberal posters are so lost politically that they must attack. That is fine and not taken personal. I will continue to laugh as their world view collapses around them. Even their presidential frontrunner is running to the right as fast as she can. They call it the center, but it is obvious the center is the right.
I do agree, that should win post of the year. If nothing else, for the sheer time involved. I'm just glad SB thinks I am that important to waste his valuable time on. I surely would not waste that much time on anything on this board. Except, perhaps after this upcoming election day, when all the predictions and polls are proven wrong. Maybe then I will search the archives and use every prediction made the past year and a half to make fun of the minority party. I guarantee if the Dems do take back Congress, there will be at least 20 threads aimed at Straw, cjc, and myself. |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1847
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 2:54 pm: |
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So, Southerner, do you accept my offer to pay for a three credit course in European history (see March 24 @4.31 PM) to help you through the bouts of lack of knowledge you're having? And to help you understand the definition and use of such words as Nazi?
As I mentioned, it'll help make up for those days you were absent, or, depending on your real situation, give you a leg up on those college applications.
Let me know. The money is yours once you take and pass such a course at an accredited college and show me the proof. I'll even drop the C grade requirement and allow any passing grade. |
Foj
Citizen
Username: Foger
Post Number: 1045
Registered: 9-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 10:11 pm: |
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DO it ! ! ! |
Alleygater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1455
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 1:05 am: |
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Sben, I liked your post better than Dave's personally.
I find that you only get banned on MOL if some panty waste complains to the Admins. In general the board is pretty large and neither Dave or Jamie have the time to scour every post. Also, they don't want to be kicking tons of people off because they have more to gain by us all getting along. Having said that some people are squeaky wheels and unbelievably thin skinned and have goody goody complexes and find the need to tattle tale to the Admins. So just remember if you ever want to have someone banned just cry like a little beyotch. You have the power. |
Hoops
Citizen
Username: Hoops
Post Number: 979
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:54 am: |
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Sben - I think Daves post was fantastic too. I now will have to go away, meditate on the merits of each post and contemplate both the actual and symbolic meanings behind them.
Once I have ascertained their values relative to each other and to both our virtual and actual world I will be able to vote my conscience at years end.
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It is with a heavy heart that I now realize that you have given me a Herculian task which I may never be able to complete.
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Alleygater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1459
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 9:58 am: |
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Methinks, I smell a pantywaste. |
Southerner
Citizen
Username: Southerner
Post Number: 867
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 5:45 pm: |
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As usual you libs are giving out awards before the proper time. I hope you are still calling Pelosi, Mrs. Speaker.
If the end of the year is after the elections then don't give Sb the award quite yet. I imagine if the Dems do indeed take control that many of you will have several outstanding posts venting your 12 plus years of frustration. And if the Repubs maintain then maybe I'll have something to say about all the outrageous claims that have been made since your last bubble burst in 2004. Either way, Sb's post was indeed outstanding, but there is still time on the clock. |
sbenois
Supporter
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14814
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 7:51 pm: |
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As usual you libs (40 points)are giving out awards before the proper time. I hope you are still calling Pelosi, Mrs. Speaker.
If the end of the year is after the elections (5 points, plural = 10 points) then don't give Sb the award quite yet. I imagine if the Dems (5 points) do indeed take control that many of you will have several outstanding posts venting your 12 plus years of frustration. And if the Repubs maintain then maybe I'll have something to say about all the outrageous claims that have been made since your last bubble burst in 2004. Either way, Sb's post was indeed outstanding, but there is still time on the clock.
Various adverbs, pronouns, 30 points
Total score 85
Please add Bubba and one other proper name to get above 90 |
Dr. Winston O'Boogie
Citizen
Username: Casey
Post Number: 2017
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:05 pm: |
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I'd be willing to give southerner an award if he would post anything that wasn't the same old collection repetitious, brain-dead inanities. |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1852
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 9:14 pm: |
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I'd love to give Southerner the tuition I've promised for his three credit European History course, but he has not found the time to answer me yet.
It must be due to the sweat and effort that his correspondence school course in neo-con economics is giving him. I wonder if he learned to drive in correspondence school as well.
What say, Southerner? You want some free money for improving your mind? |
tom
Citizen
Username: Tom
Post Number: 4640
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 10:12 pm: |
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neo-con economics? You can memorize the entire curriculum in two words: cut taxes. That is, after all, their answer to everything. |
Unowen
Citizen
Username: Unowen
Post Number: 28
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 10:16 pm: |
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Neo-con economics? Is that made up? I thaught that Neoconservatism only spanned into foreign and domestic policy. I could be wrong, please help me understand our Presidents political party  |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1853
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 11:03 pm: |
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"I thaught that Neoconservatism only spanned into foreign and domestic policy. I could be wrong, please help me understand our Presidents political party..."
Exact quote from Unowen above
Hmmmm, it appears that Unowen was (un)educated in this country, judging by his/her (un)usual spelling, grammar, and usage. |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1854
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 11:33 pm: |
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Un-
Ne feceris ut rideam. Non me interfecis in omnia paratum, et non me interfecisti.
Luctor semper et emergo.
Dixi. |
Duncan
Supporter
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 6086
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:23 am: |
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I don't think he will laugh Innis... |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1855
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 12:24 pm: |
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Duncan:
I believe you're right ( or as some might write, "your right").
It's the declensions and the perfect tense that will get him.
I should have used the pluperfect, but it reminds me too much of an old Boston joke about scrod. |
Unowen
Citizen
Username: Unowen
Post Number: 30
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 5:57 pm: |
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Thanks smart •••. |
Innisowen
Citizen
Username: Innisowen
Post Number: 1861
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 7:09 pm: |
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Unowen,
...as I said the other evening,
Ne feceris ut rideam. Non me interfecis in omnia paratum, et non me interfecistis.
Luctor semper et emergo.
In other words,
Non loquaris de inimico sed cogites et ages. |
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