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themp
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Username: Themp
Post Number: 2988
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Monday, June 5, 2006 - 12:17 pm: | 
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http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006 -06-05T133715Z_01_L05642927_RTRUKOC_0_US-UKRAINE-LION.xml&src=rss |
peteglider
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Username: Peteglider
Post Number: 1985
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Monday, June 5, 2006 - 12:21 pm: |
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Proves there is no God. At least we know for sure now...
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John Caffrey
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Username: Jerseyjack
Post Number: 284
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Monday, June 5, 2006 - 12:23 pm: |
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Was that the same god who told someone to be president and accomplish a certain mission? |
Vincent the Dog
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Username: Howardt
Post Number: 2036
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Monday, June 5, 2006 - 12:50 pm: |
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During Hurricane Katrina, a man's house was flooding and rescuers came by and said, "Hop in the truck, the water's rising!" The man said "no, God will take care of me, I'm staying." So the truck took off.
The water kept rising. That night, a resue boat came up and the driver said to the man, "Hop in the boat! The water's still rising!" The man said, "Nope, God will look after me. I'm staying put!"
The water continued to rise and the man was up on his roof when a rescue helicopter hovered overhead and the pilot yelled out "Grab the ladder and get in, the water's still rising!" The man repeated what he had said earlier, "No, thanks! God has always looked after me and he'll look after me now!'
The water kept rising and the man drowned. When he got to the Pearly Gates, he demanded to speak with God.
"YOU LET ME DOWN!" he shouted. "I thought you would watch after me!"
God said " I sent a truck, a boat and a helicopter, you idiot! What more could I do!?"
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Tom Reingold
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Username: Noglider
Post Number: 14598
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Monday, June 5, 2006 - 1:25 pm: |
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That's actually an old Jewish joke. I was about to post it when I saw themp's story. (Great minds think alike?) Good thing I read the whole thread first.
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Nohero
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Username: Nohero
Post Number: 5489
Registered: 10-1999
| | Posted on Monday, June 5, 2006 - 2:01 pm: |
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So this guy falls into the lion enclosure, and sees a lion is starting to stalk towards him.
The guy gets on his knees and prays, "Lord, please protect me. Please make this lion into a Christian."
At that moment the lion stops, kneels down, closes his eyes and says, "Lord, thank you for this meal ..." |
Foj
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Username: Foger
Post Number: 1470
Registered: 9-2004
| | Posted on Monday, June 5, 2006 - 10:52 pm: |
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