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     tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 5712 Registered: 5-2001 |
Running neck-and-neck in a close election against Rick Santorum for "Stupidest Senator," Conrad Burns raised the bar a little lower when he sent a letter to the Governor of Montana this week imploring him that "Entire ranches have been consumed and homes have been lost ... Based on these conditions, I am requesting that you declare a State of Emergency." Problem is, the Governor already had, several weeks ago. He mobilized the National Guard, too. Burns' spokesperson James Pendleton threw in his hat for the Most Obvious Statement By A Flack Award with, "“It’s just a cover-the-bases letter and certainly casts no aspersions on the governor.” I should say it doesn't. | ||
| Dr. Winston O'Boogie Citizen Username: Casey Post Number: 2419 Registered: 8-2003  |
In other news:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060831/ap_on_el_se/burns_terrorism | ||
| anon Supporter Username: Anon Post Number: 3028 Registered: 6-2002 |
No wonder it's so hard to get a cab at night! | ||
| notehead Supporter Username: Notehead Post Number: 3793 Registered: 5-2001  |
Clearly, we should kill all taxi drivers. It's not much, but it's a start. | ||
| Costanza Supporter Username: Vandalay Post Number: 1786 Registered: 8-2004  |
"You talkin to me? "  | ||
| Hoops Citizen Username: Hoops Post Number: 2052 Registered: 10-2004  |
Is that what they are doing to the gypsy cab drivers in NYC? | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 5716 Registered: 5-2001 |
It still doesn't explain where they all go when it starts to rain. |
