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mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 5752
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 4:30 pm: |     |
I'm sick to death already of that armored car one from yesterday. Any new ones? |
Parkbench87
Citizen
Username: Parkbench87
Post Number: 3595
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 4:31 pm: | |
You know what they say. If you want it done right do it yourself! |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 5753
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 4:35 pm: | |
Anyone want to get together for a robbery - any ideas? Thanks in advance. |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 6754
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 4:43 pm: | |
Do I have to jump in a muddy creek? Howzabout we lock down MaSH for an hour & do a spree? |
MBJ
Citizen
Username: Mbj
Post Number: 135
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:05 pm: | |
Mem, I was thinking of trying to "steal" this thread, but I changed my mind. |
LibraryLady(ncjanow)
Supporter
Username: Librarylady
Post Number: 3026
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:06 pm: | |
I;m in as long as it involves shopping. Give me a call  |
Scrotis Lo Knows
Citizen
Username: Scrotisloknows
Post Number: 732
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:09 pm: | |
I always thought it would be fun to dress up like a superhero and run amuck and freak out some Maplewoodians. Maybe fight some some petty crime... |
cmontyburns
Citizen
Username: Cmontyburns
Post Number: 1754
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:13 pm: | |
Put me down to handle the creation of a dozen different MOL threads on the topic. |
Tom Reingold
Supporter
Username: Noglider
Post Number: 12552
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:18 pm: | |
True story: I lived in Washington Heights, and I was in the Chinese bodega. A little old lady opened the door just enough to stick her head in and see the newspaper headlines. She said, "Oh, new new murders?" and pulled her head back out and left.
True story: my father's friend was big on practical jokes. He bought himself a park bench, brought it to the park and sat on it. When he saw a cop coming, he picked it up and started running. The cop stopped him, and he showed the cop his receipt.
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Meandtheboys
Citizen
Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 3027
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:20 pm: | |
Chinese Bodega? |
Tom Reingold
Supporter
Username: Noglider
Post Number: 12553
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:33 pm: | |
You bet. And it was open 22 hours a day.
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Scrotis Lo Knows
Citizen
Username: Scrotisloknows
Post Number: 735
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:43 pm: | |
True story:
8 years ago I was pumping gas into my car in Virginia when a freight train derailed about 40 yards in front of me...boy did I run...you should of see nthe gas station when it was over....that was hairy... |
ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 4792
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:43 pm: | |
"Anyone want to get together for a robbery - any ideas?"
Hey, if you're looking for some excitement, I can always provide a little for you. It's not exactly robbery Mem, but if you or anyone's interested in stealing a few cars with us some night, we'll be happy to bring you along.
Actually, it's a real rush sneaking up someone’s driveway at 2 or 3 in the morning. Gets really interesting when the dogs start barking, especially the ones that they tie to the bumper. I hate when they leave a big old fat snake on the seat to try to keep us away...
I suggest you empty your bladder before you come out with us... it really gets hairy when the customer yells out the window, GET MY GUN...SOMEONE'S STEALING THE CAR!!!
If you're lucky we may get an order for a motorcycle belonging to one of the Newark Knights over on Springfield Avenue. They're always good for a laugh or two...
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Tom Reingold
Supporter
Username: Noglider
Post Number: 12555
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:46 pm: | |
Art, you could sell that kind of excitement! And I'm finding it tempting.
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Bob K
Supporter
Username: Bobk
Post Number: 10695
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 5:47 pm: | |
Well, not a robbery, but there is police activity at Newark because of an MTD train with a suspicious package and the fire and police departments were swarming all over the library downtown a half hour ago. Never dull, never dull. |
sac
Supporter
Username: Sac
Post Number: 3155
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 9:20 pm: | |
SLK - What happened to the car? |
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