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CLK
Supporter
Username: Clkelley
Post Number: 2089
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 1:27 pm: | 
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"My Yahoo" is my home page for some dumb reason, something I need to change. On the login page they cycle between four "top" news stories every day, and I noticed that one of the Big Headlines Of Our Day is that a cat in Connecticut has scratched and bitten some people people.
Good grief!! That is so much more important than what is going on with Abramoff, the Israeli election, how many have died in Iraq, the threat of dwindling oil supplies, global warming, etc etc etc. Those things don't matter - what does matter is that a bad puddy tat is on the loose! Stop the presses! |
The Libertarian
Citizen
Username: Local_1_crew
Post Number: 1845
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 2:08 pm: |
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as someone who searches the news daily for rampaging cat stories, i take umbrage with your complaint.
angry cats are the number one problem in the united states. there has been a study out of the cato institute that says the effects of feral cts on society translate to a 17% decrease in the gross domestic nimbers. this takes into account the medical expenses and lost man hours.
so next time you decide to whine about not getting enough news about world politics, the economy, or the environment, remember that pissed off cats are really what it s all about! |
Parkbench87
Citizen
Username: Parkbench87
Post Number: 3919
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 2:26 pm: |
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"there has been a study out of the cato institute that says the effects of feral cts on society translate to a 17% decrease in the gross domestic nimbers."
Was that study done by the Cato Institute or the Cato Nova Institute? |
The Libertarian
Citizen
Username: Local_1_crew
Post Number: 1846
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 2:39 pm: |
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Cato institute. i said what i wanted say correctly the first time.
on another note, when i try to type quickly i obviously do a poor job. nimbers?! feral cts?! |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1450
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 2:56 pm: |
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Highly respected puddy tat activist, Sharon Stone, says if a marauding cat is biting you, you should give him a blow job. |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1564
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 2:59 pm: |
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Or, more precisely, a bwow job.
This, of course, is only if there is no way to avoid getting marauded by said puddy tat. |
CLK
Supporter
Username: Clkelley
Post Number: 2096
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 3:01 pm: |
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campbell29
Citizen
Username: Campbell29
Post Number: 392
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 3:07 pm: |
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I think this story made the local news here as well. I remember hearing a trailer for it but had to switch channels so I could see the brouhaha at CHS. |
Catastrophe
Citizen
Username: Cat
Post Number: 81
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 3:29 pm: |
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I love a good rampaging cat story. |
composerjohn
Citizen
Username: Composerjohn
Post Number: 808
Registered: 8-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 3:45 pm: |
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The Libertarian
Citizen
Username: Local_1_crew
Post Number: 1854
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 6:40 pm: |
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cat power also puts out great albums. |
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