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ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1605
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Monday, April 3, 2006 - 11:35 pm: | 
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Spotted on Saturday morning, around 10:00 in the morning, on Walton Road by the tennis courts:
Woman is walking her dog. She is also carrying a yellow plastic bag that is evidently full of dog excrement. She stops, lifts up both hands, including the yellow bag, and adjusts her scrunchy.
I ask you, would you not rather put down that yellow bag before bringing your hands near your head?????? Do you really want a bag of crap that close to your face? Euww. |
Virtual It Girl
Citizen
Username: Shh
Post Number: 4228
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 12:15 am: |
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If she's wearing a scrunchy, she obviously does not care about her hair or it's appearance.
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Cougar T & F
Citizen
Username: Speedyshady
Post Number: 18
Registered: 3-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 12:21 am: |
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LOL!
People do strange things in this town. It's pretty funny. I can't think of anything right now, but I will later. |
Peter G. Magic
Citizen
Username: Pmagic
Post Number: 92
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 6:50 am: |
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Ess - You rub it in your scalp, leave it for twenty minutes, and then rinse it out - It leaves your hair with full body and a nice PETA smell! |
Hank Zona
Supporter
Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5405
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 6:56 am: |
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it's spring...she was fertilizing |
Brett
Citizen
Username: Bmalibashksa
Post Number: 2249
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 8:11 am: |
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We use the yellow grocery bag to clean up after Parker. I was a little tired one day and grabbed one with a hole in the side. I noticed when I was cleaning up and had to twist the bag all weird so I didn’t get it on my hands. I walked toward the dumpster and was a little grossed out so when I got close enough I threw the bag over the wall into the dumpster.
Well when I say into the dumpster, what I really mean is into a woman’s purse that was throwing out trash. The bag did not retain the properties that you would expect from a bag, the seams opened, and I had effectively Napalmed this woman with poo.
We both stood there mortified, her staring in her purse, me wanting to die. She handled it pretty well and I begged for forgiveness. She wouldn’t accept a new purse or money for cleaning. She told me with a straight face “•••• happens”
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fiche
Citizen
Username: Fiche
Post Number: 113
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 8:35 am: |
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Brett: Truly? That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. |
Brett
Citizen
Username: Bmalibashksa
Post Number: 2250
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 8:44 am: |
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I really wish I was making it up. To follow up, I had to go in the house and tell my fiancé’ that I has just “Tossed poop into a lady’s purse!” I told her what had happened and she asked “Do you think we should move?” |
ffof
Citizen
Username: Ffof
Post Number: 4633
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 8:44 am: |
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Oh Brett, I am laughing so hard |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1607
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 9:14 am: |
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Brett - that's a great story!! Nice that the woman was such a good sport. |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 5937
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 9:25 am: |
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This thread is making me hungry! |
Hank Zona
Supporter
Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5408
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 9:31 am: |
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so is that where "sh*t eating grin" comes from? |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1609
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 9:40 am: |
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Mem, I was expecting a recipe by now!  |
Pippi
Supporter
Username: Pippi
Post Number: 2033
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 9:43 am: |
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brett
thanks for making me spit my coffee out!
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greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 7135
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 10:03 am: |
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Dego Diva
Citizen
Username: Fmingione
Post Number: 705
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 10:13 am: |
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Brett, I've gotta tell ya that I was having a truly miserable morning until your post gave me a hearty laugh. Thanks! |
red
Citizen
Username: Redy67
Post Number: 5227
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 1:02 pm: |
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Great Brett.... now mem where is that recipe??? |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 5939
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 1:17 pm: |
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Deep Fried Hair Scrunchie with Poop Bag Sauce
Hair Scrunchies might seem like enough of a treat, but this recipe calls for deep frying the hairy snack with batter and eating it like a popsicle. To sweeten the deal, there's a recipe for poop bag sauce, too.
Ingredients:
6 Used Hair Scrunchies
Popsicle sticks
4 cups vegetable oil
Flour for dusting
1 cup milk
2 tablespoons vinegar
1 Tablespoon oil
1 cup flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
Directions
1. Chill or freeze hair scrunchies for several hours or overnight.
2. Heat 4 cups vegetable oil in deep fryer to about 375 degrees.
3. Mix together milk, vinegar and oil.
4. In another bowl, blend flour, baking powder and salt.
5. Whisk wet ingredients into dry and continue mixing until smooth. Refrigerate while oil heats.
6. Push stick into hair scrunchy lengthwise, leaving about 2 inches to use as a handle, dust with flour and dip into the batter. Rotate hair scrunchy until batter covers the entire surface.
7. Place carefully in hot oil. The hair scrunchy will float, so hold it under with a utensil to ensure even browning. It should turn golden in 3 to 4 minutes. Depending on the size of your deep fryer, you might be able to fry only one at a time, two at the most.
8. Remove hair scrunchy to paper towel and let drain. Remove stick and allow hair scrunchy to sit for about 5 minutes before serving.
Makes 6.
Variation: Slice hair scrunchy into 4 pieces. Flour and batter each before frying. With this treatment, one hair scrunchy will serve two people if accompanied by a sauce.
Poop Bag Sauce
Ingredients
1 10-ounce baggie of dog poop
1 10-ounce baggie
Directions
1. In a saucepan, heat dog poop over low heat until melted.
2. Add 1 cup of freshly used dog poop baggie.
3. Heat until sauce just simmers.
4. Cover; refrigerate until served.
Makes 1 1/2 cups.
Drizzle over hair scunchies and bon apetite! |
Pippi
Supporter
Username: Pippi
Post Number: 2034
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 1:25 pm: |
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mmmmm.....Deep Fried Hair Scrunchie with Poop Bag Sauce
....it ain't just fer breakfast anymore!
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Tom Reingold
Supporter
Username: Noglider
Post Number: 13397
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 1:56 pm: |
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Pippi, you saw the thread title and you continued to drink coffee? Have you learned anything now?
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las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1490
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 1:58 pm: |
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+ 1 cat with issues
+ 1 sleeping las
+ 1 load of laundry
- 1 trashed pillow
+ 2 shampoo cycles
1 late husband with lots of jokes and 1 las with really clean hair
(The sum of the components being independent of the hair scrunchy factor, of course.) |
Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 461
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 2:29 pm: |
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I always though shampoop was good for hair. Shampooper scoop, rinse, repeat. |
Pippi
Supporter
Username: Pippi
Post Number: 2035
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 3:27 pm: |
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tom -
you're right...you think I'd learn by now!!
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ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 1619
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 4:22 pm: |
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Glock -
You are right; it does wonders for the 'do. |
Phil
Supporter
Username: Barleyrooty
Post Number: 1025
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 9:22 am: |
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Slogan: "When you're done using Sham-poo, use all natural Real-Poo (TM)!" |
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