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Parkbench87
Citizen
Username: Parkbench87
Post Number: 4175
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 11:05 am: | 
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As I type this post I am breaking out my collection of cut off t-shirts out of mothballs. |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3062
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 11:45 am: |
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But low rise jeans, midriff tops, and pandex miniskirts should not come in extra large. (or super duper extra extra large)
Silimarly, I believe Speedos should be outlawed. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 299
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 12:40 pm: |
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Well Rasto:
that's not right... You are sugesting a law that would not treat all equal?! Oh dear lord I am faint. Let's see if this law would come into effect, let's say we limit it by dress size:
So women and girls over size 14 will be excluded from low rise jeans etc. Will there be an annual review on the status?
How about the speedos..If the belly covers more then 20 % of the speedos material then you are bared.
Now I personally would like to add "man boobs". You are no longer allowed to go topless if your manboobs would require a size D Bra.
How about hairage...If the sight of you makes me want to get my lawnmover out of the shed then put on a shirt.
..OR we just let everybody do what they want. Wear or not wear what they want and even though I might not like what I see I always have the option of "looking away".. |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3066
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 1:05 pm: |
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No. It MUST be a law. It should not be up to me to look away. It should be up to you not to offend me. The is America, dammit!
And the law would treat everyone equally. No one could wear speedos, and no one could be 100 lb (~45 kg) overweight and wear revealing clothes. I'm all for laws against ridiculous amounts of back and chest hair as well, as long as equally applied to men and women. |
Alleygater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1966
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 1:21 pm: |
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Rastro, I'm sorry to break the news to you bud, but people come in all shapes and sizes, and there is nothing wrong with the naked body. Dude go to a nude beach and get over it already. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 303
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 1:24 pm: |
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So what do we do with the girls that are way to skinny (makes me want to force feed them like Christmas geese).
Then we got the problem with the people who are into "large" or "extra-large" ..they are going to complain that their eye candy was taken away.
how about the ladies over 60 that still dress like they are 20 ... You have seen them ... You walk into a place and you see a person from behind, great hair, well dressed, great figure and then she turns around and you got to make sure you muffle your frightened scream...
So many fashion faux pas and so little time.... sigh |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 7655
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 1:31 pm: |
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I'm with Rastro on this. If your muffin tops are more like bundt cakes, you shouldn't be wearing them.
And don't get me started on the age-approprite stuff. Wearing younger trends to be hip is just..... pathetic.
No Mini Skirts over 35. |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3068
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 1:34 pm: |
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Greenetree, maybe over 40. There are some 35 year olds that can pull it off. But Bajou, I do agree that women in their sixties should not be wearing minis with push up bras and fsck-me pumps.
Alley, I want a law to protect me. I should not have to suffer the visual assault that these people subject me to. Laws are there to protect people. I need to be protected, dammit. |
Alleygater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1972
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 1:55 pm: |
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Or you could just grow up a bit. Someone's pickle pincher aint going to kill you. Half of the population has pickles. Probably 90% of the population has rolls and folds.
And while I would agree that it is a bit sad that there is bundt cake walking through the streets and that these people people need to be on the show "What Not To Wear", I sorta just deal with it. I will either groan, or occassionally giggle at it.
But we certainly don't need to legislate it. |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3072
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 1:59 pm: |
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Alley, I had thought my over the top sarcasm would have been self-evident, but apparently you have not read many of my posts.
Next time I'll preface my posts with a <sarcasm> or <facetiousness> tag. |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 7657
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 2:15 pm: |
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I might be missing something, but if a "pickle" is what I think it is, and a "pickle pincher" is where those who, um, eat pickles(?) put the pickle, then what on earth kind of outfit shows off the pincher?
Have crotchless panties as outwear become some new thing?
..........................shudder.................... |
Alleygater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1976
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 2:34 pm: |
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Rastro, I thought I was playing along, but maybe somewhere along the line, might have forgotten to. Sorry about that.
As for a pickle pincher, it's another name for a Speedo (or tight men's underwear). |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 305
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 2:34 pm: |
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Can we a least rename it to gerkin twister.. Crotchless panties there is an item as useless as a clear lipgloss. Personally I have worked very hard on my muffin top and am very proud that it is as smooth and equally distributed as it can be. I should be able to show of the results of my hard labor. I mean it ain't easy to be plump. You got to constantly walk the line between slim and fat and it can be real stressfull to make sure you count out your daily 45 point allotment (30 and you loose 50 and you gain). Then I got to factor in my hormonal fluctuation..let me tell you it ain't no piece of cake to stay plump...it's more like 2 1/2 pieces. |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 7659
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 3:12 pm: |
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Alley - thanks.
I was getting scared. The nomenclature is very confusing. It's just another vessel to contain a pickle, right? |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 163
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 3:15 pm: |
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For the record, I love muffin tops..mmmmmmmm
Oh yeah, and what's wrong with 60 year old women dressing sexy, if they still have it why not.....lets not forget, "Old bones make good soup"  |
Alleygater
Citizen
Username: Alleygater
Post Number: 1983
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 3:17 pm: |
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Yeah, the undies or speedos are doing the pinching. |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6136
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 3:45 pm: |
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Marble Sack
• Banana Hammock
• Grape Smuggler
• Australian Dick Sticker
• Nut Hut
• Boner Suit
• Scrote Tote
• Nantucket Nad Bucket
• Sausage Sling
• Portuguese Pud Purse
• Ouch Pouch
• Cock Sock
• Peach Pit Papoose
• Ballbushka
• Lolly Catcher
• Daytona Dong Sarong
• Sperm Tourniquet
• Nugget-Hug-It
• Brazilian Ball Bag
• Manberry Pudding Pack
• Miami Meat Tent
• Saint-Tropez Truffle Duffle
• Bratwurst Bath Cap
• Pickle Pincher
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Chris Prenovost
Citizen
Username: Chris_prenovost
Post Number: 915
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 3:48 pm: |
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Mem, that's great! Best post of the day. |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6137
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 3:48 pm: |
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Budgie Smuggler
• Hip to Hip Weenie Grip
• Nut Hugger
• Pickle Pup-Tent
• Ball-kini Dean I.
• Cork Crusher
• Thingy Slingy
• 'Nad Noose
• Belmar Beachball Bundle
• Cajone Coddler
• Nut Snuggler
• Pud Pocket
• Dikini
• Wienie Bikini
• Hoo-Hoo Canoe
• Raccoon Balloon
• Schlong Thong
• Root Suit
• Hoagie-Hugger
• Under The Butt Nut Hut
• Dick Togs
• Around the Waist Weiner Case
• Woodie Hoodie
• Salami Slouch Pouch
• Mankini
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Chris Prenovost
Citizen
Username: Chris_prenovost
Post Number: 916
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 3:55 pm: |
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Second best post of the day! |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 170
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 5:37 pm: |
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Hahahahahaha
"Honey, can you hand me my Scrote Tote"
"Which one, the blue one?"
"No, the yellow one, the blue one's a little too droopy in the front" |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 310
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 5:56 pm: |
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MEM - thank you so much .... you have made my day and expanded my vocabulary by 47 words.
Hey K-S thanks... |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 7668
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 6:32 pm: |
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I dunno. It seems to me (from what I can remember) that if the word "pudding" is apropos, some chemical intervention might be in order. |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 175
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 8:39 pm: |
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Ewww
"Why does it burn when I pee?" |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 176
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 8:44 pm: |
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Oh my god, I keep going back up and crackin' up.......Portuguese Pud Purse |
Factvsfiction
Citizen
Username: Factvsfiction
Post Number: 404
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 8:52 pm: |
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I take it from what I have read here so far that this would not be a good group to get together for nude volleyball? |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6141
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 8:53 pm: |
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Pee pee teepee |
Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 875
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 8:59 pm: |
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I'll never understand you crazies. |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 178
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 9:04 pm: |
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I must confess, I have a pair of grape smugglers. Not full on speedo type but close to it. Are they really that bad? |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3082
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 10:31 pm: |
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Yes. No one wants to see your balls in public. |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 181
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 10:34 pm: |
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So I guess my purple thong nut huggers are out of the question also |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 182
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 10:34 pm: |
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I just realized, I've gotta renew my pool badge  |
MeAndTheBoys
Citizen
Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 3737
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 5:37 am: |
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Not if you're gonna wear your schlong thong!  |
Scully
Citizen
Username: Scully
Post Number: 447
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 5:51 am: |
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gracious !!! |
Virtual It Girl
Citizen
Username: Shh
Post Number: 4412
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 6:26 am: |
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This thread...makes...me...laugh! |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 186
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 8:28 am: |
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I'll promise to stay all the way in the back, I think I look good.......here I am rocking some bling on the beach
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MeAndTheBoys
Citizen
Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 3739
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 9:21 am: |
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OH GOD, MY EYES! |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 188
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 9:44 am: |
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Fine then, I'll leave the jewelry at home |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 321
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 2:58 pm: |
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Damn I almost lost my lunch over that picture...
I don't know what the big problem with speedos is... Frankly I rather look at a goodlooking speedo guy then at some of the women whose thong-string will never see the light of day.
Hey K-S..how was your lunch
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K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 197
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 3:35 pm: |
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^^^About that pic?^^^^^
I'm equal opportunity........mm-mm-good
j/k
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Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3103
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 3:41 pm: |
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I think I'm going to hurl. |
Chris Prenovost
Citizen
Username: Chris_prenovost
Post Number: 922
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 3:44 pm: |
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This thread started out poking fun at our kids - now it's poking fun at us!
I love thread drift. |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3105
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 3:46 pm: |
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Chris, are you saying one of the pictures above is you?!!!? Or is it that you wear Speedos? |
Chris Prenovost
Citizen
Username: Chris_prenovost
Post Number: 924
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 4:22 pm: |
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Rastro, are you making jokes about my masculine physique? My adonis-like features? My ripped bod? My chiseled good looks?
. . . or my modesty? |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3109
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 4:28 pm: |
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I'm making fun of everyone but me. Isn't that what life is all about?
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Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3110
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 4:34 pm: |
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There are good thongs and bad thongs...
Full disclosure - in my prime:
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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 325
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 4:39 pm: |
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I don't know.... I am the kind of gal who likes to make a statement...
http://www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse.3923973 |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3111
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 4:43 pm: |
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"This product is designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small." |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 329
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 4:54 pm: |
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That's all right...one can always buy a large junior. |
combustion
Citizen
Username: Spontaneous
Post Number: 31
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, May 13, 2006 - 4:04 pm: |
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OK, so I wear thongs. And yes, some of them are really cute (like the little black lace CK one I just got), but I wear them so I don't have panty-lines, not to show off in public. And I would NEVER wear a thong to a pool. I'd be more comfortable in one of those 1920's style bathing suits. |
efull
Citizen
Username: Efull
Post Number: 20
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, May 13, 2006 - 8:20 pm: |
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My husband keeps threatening to wear his speedo to the Maplewood Pool. So he can "give the ladies a heart attack", or a good laugh depending on what they are used to |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 207
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, May 14, 2006 - 2:41 am: |
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efull - tell him go for it then post up the ate he's going. I'll show up with my hot pink ones so he won't feel left out.
combustion - "hey, how you doin'?" that's the best post I've read in a long time |
Debby
Citizen
Username: Debby
Post Number: 2297
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, May 14, 2006 - 3:57 pm: |
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..let me tell you it ain't no piece of cake to stay plump...it's more like 2 1/2 pieces.
Bajou - beautiful!
Big news...I finally got my husband to give up his speedo! I took him to Target and made him choose a new bathing suit.
DH: Hey why don't they have anything like what I wear here?
Me: Because they've been out of style for 30 years. Choose something else.
So he chose camo print, down to the knee...really normal. Next day he jumped in the pool with his cell phone in the pocket. So on the way back from the Verizon store he gloats, "See,if I were wearing a Speedo this never would've happened." I just said it was worth $150 to break him of that nasty habit. |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 209
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, May 14, 2006 - 4:00 pm: |
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combustion
Citizen
Username: Spontaneous
Post Number: 32
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, May 14, 2006 - 6:25 pm: |
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That's me at the pool! Ain't I sexy? |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 212
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, May 14, 2006 - 7:35 pm: |
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nice, it that wool? |
combustion
Citizen
Username: Spontaneous
Post Number: 33
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, May 14, 2006 - 7:38 pm: |
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No, poly blend. Got it last week at K-Mart. |
Factvsfiction
Citizen
Username: Factvsfiction
Post Number: 435
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, May 14, 2006 - 8:21 pm: |
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Are you people being paid by the health clubs? |
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