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Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1640
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 6, 2006 - 4:23 pm: | 
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SO Ref, I figured that you would prefer the fur. I mean you always say, "Hip to Hip is the only way to fly." |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 506
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 6, 2006 - 4:30 pm: |
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?????
Man I must be getting old...have no idea what that meant?
Care to elaborate Major? I promise you don't have to call me 24 hours after the explanation LOL. |
SO Ref
Citizen
Username: So_refugee
Post Number: 1877
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 6, 2006 - 4:34 pm: |
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MM - honestly, h-to-h would frighten me...a landing strip should be the absolute limit. |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1642
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 6, 2006 - 4:45 pm: |
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Bajou, I have a feeling that if I say any more I will be banned from the board. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 509
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 6, 2006 - 4:46 pm: |
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Silence is golden.....
I didn't need to know that bad..LOL |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 299
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 7, 2006 - 11:56 am: |
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Wait, what are we talking about? |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 528
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 7, 2006 - 2:35 pm: |
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Hey K_S...If I would know I wouldn't have to ask??? Sheesh LOL just kidding, bud. |
Tom Reingold
Supporter
Username: Noglider
Post Number: 14625
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 7, 2006 - 6:36 pm: |
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A minute ago, the "free booze" thread was just above this thread, so for a second, I thought it was about free south mountain reservation sex. Oh well, never mind.
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Factvsfiction
Citizen
Username: Factvsfiction
Post Number: 640
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 7, 2006 - 6:42 pm: |
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Seems to me that given these posts Essex County should at least rent out sections of the S.M.R. for porn movie shoots to at least get some money to defray our taxes.
And to increase law enforcement so we can seize john's cars and sell them at public auction for money to maintain the reservation. |
lizzyr
Citizen
Username: Lizzyr
Post Number: 253
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 7, 2006 - 9:59 pm: |
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just need to get them filming some Sopranos episodes up there to clear everyone out for a few days. maybe they will relocate. |
Peter G. Magic
Citizen
Username: Pmagic
Post Number: 130
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 7, 2006 - 10:25 pm: |
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What are you people trying to do, ruin my business? I have that little stand with the umbrella as you first drive into the reservation. You know, the one that says "Peter Magic's Guided Tours and Souvenir Maps of South Mountain Reservation." For $35 you get a half hour guided tour with a guarantee of one heterosexual and one homosexual encounter. I cannot give you a sighting of a lesbian encounter as they are most modest and don't make fools of themselves in public, at least not in a nudity way. On the one hand, there are more homosexual encounters but they are quieter and move around a lot. The heterosexuals park themselves on brightly colored blankets in one spot and make lots of groans and moans. If you are a cheapskate you can buy the map for $5.50 of the trails showing where you are most likely to find various types of encounters. I got the idea after visiting Hollywood and getting a map to tour the stars homes in Beverly Hills. The cost of malpractice insurance is now so high, what can a doctor do but open a second business! |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 303
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 8, 2006 - 9:17 am: |
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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 547
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 8, 2006 - 12:07 pm: |
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Dear Tom...sorry you just got to keep paying...
Peter Magic: Do you sell "petting snacks" LOL. |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 320
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 8, 2006 - 2:02 pm: |
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free hand sanitizer included ? |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 553
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 8, 2006 - 3:55 pm: |
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Yeah we could make bumper stickers...
I left my heart and LYSOL at the SO Res. |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 327
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 8, 2006 - 4:47 pm: |
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And the jokes keep comin' |
Peter G. Magic
Citizen
Username: Pmagic
Post Number: 131
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 8, 2006 - 9:16 pm: |
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I tried to interest The Erotic Bakery in NYC to let me sell some of their goodies like the penis and breast cupcakes but they wouldn't let me have wholesale prices so I gave up! Sorry, no snacks. But we do provide colorful condoms for those who wish to participate. But please don't try to interfere with the groaning couples on the blankets. They get very annoyed when a third party tries to worm their way in (no pun intended). |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 332
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 8, 2006 - 11:03 pm: |
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Well, when your tour allows third parties and lesbian sightings let me know, I'll come back up. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 564
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 9, 2006 - 12:47 pm: |
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The key to successfull sightings is patience. The mating ritual of the gay and straight couple varies slightly, however the do have something in common. The react highly sensitive to disruption. As any good wildlife watcher will tell you the goal is to witness the act "au natural". So come prepared, wear comfortable shoes and carry a little chair with you so you can comfortably sit down and wait for the sighting. It is recommended to bring water and snacks but to avoid startling the objects in their natural habitat we ask you to refrain from drinking and eating while mating is in progress (We are happy to say that this request has always been honord). You will have plenty of time to refresh yourself in between sightings. So come and bring the kiddies along...it is a once in a lifetime experience. |
Tom Reingold
Supporter
Username: Noglider
Post Number: 14645
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 9, 2006 - 6:05 pm: |
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Bajou! |
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