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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 717
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 3:57 pm: | 
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This thread was started since I don't want to hijack the original thread.
original thread is under maplewood local gov/jaime
I am calling Aquaman...come on Mr. Big shot lawyer...come to the soapbox...
So what's your deal..what's your problem..?
Come on get it out...
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Barfly
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6358
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 4:11 pm: |
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Aquaman needs to get ****.
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MeAndTheBoys
Citizen
Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 4064
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 4:30 pm: |
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Bajou, doncha know, Waterboy is so much more intelligent than all the rest of us losers here on MOL. He's really the only one who knows anything about anything. And he's certainly not shy about letting us know how intellectually superior he is.
I thought everyone knew that.
I would like to hear more about the groping incident, though. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 720
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 4:32 pm: |
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So Dr. Arthur Curry:
Let's see what I know about you ....?
Option 1:
There are several options:
Dr. Arthur Curry is the ilegitimate son of a human lighthouse keeper and an outcast queen of Atlantis.
Option 2:
In your own words:
The story must start with my father, a famous undersea explorer — if I spoke his name, you would recognize it. My mother died when I was a baby, and he turned to his work of solving the ocean's secrets. His greatest discovery was an ancient city, in the depths where no other diver had ever penetrated. My father believed it was the lost kingdom of Atlantis. He made himself a water-tight home in one of the palaces and lived there, studying the records and devices of the race's marvelous wisdom. From the books and records, he learned ways of teaching me to live under the ocean, drawing oxygen from the water and using all the power of the sea to make me wonderfully strong and swift. By training and a hundred scientific secrets, I became what you see — a human being who lives and thrives under the water.
There is even a song about you:
Batman's got the Batmobile Diana's got her invisible jet
It seems like everybody else can fly even Samurai but a stupid seahorse is all I get
Green Arrow's sharp but I couldn't be any duller
My orange costume's uglier than any other color
I'm not as tough as Batman or as cute as Gleek
I'm a little taller than the Atom but smaller than Apache Chief
Option 3:
You are the father of Derrick Curry
Option 4:
You are a cranky dry drunk...
What will it be my friend.
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Aquaman
Supporter
Username: Aquaman
Post Number: 962
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 5:46 pm: |
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Meandtheboys,
I have 1 request:
1. Please refrain from name-calling.
My name is Aquaman.
My friends call me Arthur.
In the future please address me as Dr. Curry.
Thankey.
Yours Truly,
Honorable Dr. A. Curry, Esq. |
Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6362
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 6:06 pm: |
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Refrain from name calling?
"Drunkard? Toss-pot? Boozehound? Alky? Wino?"
I guess what's good for the goose is NOT good for the gander.
D#@%. |
Dorothy Spornack
Citizen
Username: Mattfoley
Post Number: 695
Registered: 6-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 6:25 pm: |
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Stanley, you sonofabitch! |
Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6363
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 7:50 pm: |
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I said D#@%! |
Paper Bag Bandit
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1212
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 8:18 pm: |
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WILL AQUAMAN AND HIS DOLPHIN COMPANIONS ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF THE EVIL ISLAND??? FIND OUT NEXT THREAD ON MAAAAAPPLLLEWWOOOD ONNNLLINE!!!! |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 730
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 22, 2006 - 11:36 pm: |
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So Aquaman... you jump on Meandtheboys but I posed a question and gave you three optional solutions... alas no answer from the sensitive one.
You were rude to my best friend, then apologized as only a lawyer could do, by being more insulting and now I call you out on it but to no avail.
Either I am onto something in my original post on this thread or you don't want to deal with somebody who can dish it out and take it.
So what's with the whimping out? Plus you really are in no position to request no name calling. I started this thread for the sole reason of putting a mean name caller in his place. I am game and trust me I am in the mood for it...you are right up my alley right now.. |
Aquaman
Supporter
Username: Aquaman
Post Number: 963
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 9:06 am: |
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Dearest Bajou,
Please accept my sincere apologies for not understanding you.
You first posed the question, "What's your deal..what's your problem..?" at 3:57 p.m. yesterday.
Then at 4:32 p.m. you posted again. Please understand, I'm a very busy person. What with the law practice, the medical practice, and the research project, plus the political consulting, humanitarian work, and philanthropic appearances, I have no time to conduct real-time discussions with you. I like to think I'm doing the work of 6 or 7 people.
This will be my last response to you on this matter, as I have no interest in getting into a dialog with you.
Your second post started with a declarative statement followed by an ellipsis, followed by a question mark. You were going to quiz yourself on what you knew about Aquaman. OK. Then you listed Option 1. Apparently, Option 1 is that there are several options.
Then, you posted several options about what you knew about Aquaman. (Congratulations on your successful afternoon on Google!) Love the song.
You then posed a question without a question mark, but with a period. Am I supposed to pick one of the options? OK. I pick Option 2.
Happy now? Is this what you wanted in a response?
Now that I have answered your "call out", you can feel proud of yourself for defending your bestest friend. It was a truly honorable gesture.
Thankey. |
Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6375
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 9:19 am: |
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What a D#@%. The windbag keeps on stepping in it.
haaahhaaha. |
Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6376
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 9:20 am: |
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Oh, and aquafool is no lawyer. Lawyers are smart.
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Duncan
Supporter
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 6590
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 9:54 am: |
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And I can't see any name calling in Meand's post. Just statements of her opinions. Name calling is saying that so and so is a sh**head. That would be name calling.
that is in no way meant to be name calling if there is a registered MOL'er who posts or lurks who goes by the handle "so and so" |
Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6379
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 9:58 am: |
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Dincan said sh**head! Perfect for this thread. Thanks you. |
Duncan
Supporter
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 6591
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 10:10 am: |
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And now that I have seen where this whole mess started
Quote:Your whimsical posts celebrating the lighter side of alcoholism are always a delight to read.
Please accept my most humble apology for calling you a barfly.
Tell me which of these monickers you prefer:
Drunkard? Toss-pot? Boozehound? Alky? Wino?
I most certainly don't wish to offend!
Again, a thousand pardons.
Cheers!
If that isn't grounds for suspension then I don't know what is. There is no "lighter side" to alcoholism and mem has never said there was. Take that from an alcoholic sober 15 years.
And I thought SLK was the biggest anus on this board when it came to topics of addiction. Congratulations, you take the prize. How much self hatred do you live with??
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Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6382
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 10:17 am: |
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Duncan,
Thanks for sharing that. My better half hasn't had a drink in many many years as well. We need good, caring designated drivers like you guys!
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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 742
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 2:58 pm: |
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Dearest Bajou,
Dearest pompous Arthur
"You first posed the question, "What's your deal..what's your problem..?" at 3:57 p.m. yesterday. "
Oh no my dear, I posted much earlier on a different thread which you conveniently hijacked to spew your misguided anger.
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Then at 4:32 p.m. you posted again. Please understand, I'm a very busy person. What with the law practice, the medical practice, and the research project, plus the political consulting, humanitarian work, and philanthropic appearances, I have no time to conduct real-time discussions with you. I like to think I'm doing the work of 6 or 7 people.
}Does the rest of the world know how important you are? You are not listed as a lawyer in the state of New Jersey and your humanitarian and philantropic efforts and apprearances must be minute if no imaginary. I think you like to think alot of yourself...just keep it real my dearest Arthur.
This will be my last response to you on this matter, as I have no interest in getting into a dialog with you.
}Well yes sir and call my fany fancy...
Your second post started with a declarative statement followed by an ellipsis, followed by a question mark. You were going to quiz yourself on what you knew about Aquaman. OK. Then you listed Option 1. Apparently, Option 1 is that there are several options. Then, you posted several options about what you knew about Aquaman. (Congratulations on your successful afternoon on Google!) Love the song. You then posed a question without a question mark, but with a period. Am I supposed to pick one of the options? OK. I pick Option 2.
}Oh wow .... you called me out and you are right. I suck at this stuff! However I also sit at work and trade securities while posting much to fast. OH AND YES YOU DID IT YOU BIG MAN YOU ... YOU CAUGHT A FOREIGNER WHO CAN'T WRITE PROPERLY IN HER SECOND LANGUAGE SO SHOOT ME.
Happy now? Is this what you wanted in a response? Now that I have answered your "call out", you can feel proud of yourself for defending your bestest friend. It was a truly honorable gesture.
You know what Aqua'd-down-boy... you are a schmuck. You jump down people's throat cause you are miserable with yourself. You wanna be what you are not because you don't want to be yourself. And listening to you I can actually understand that..I wouldn't want to be you too.
Actually I feel bad for you, your life must suck.
Thankey. |
MeAndTheBoys
Citizen
Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 4102
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:10 pm: |
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Woooo Hoooo. Methinks Bajou doesn't like Waterboy!
Join the club! |
Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9966
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:17 pm: |
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Month-long ban on the next personal attack from any side of this feud. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 743
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:36 pm: |
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Dear Dave:
Do you consider Schm*ck a ban-able word? You have let this guy slurr insults around au mass and now that I told him off (and frankly I was nice) you threaten us with a ban. What is that?? Why didn't you threaten him on the other thread when he threw insult after insult at mem? |
MeAndTheBoys
Citizen
Username: Meandtheboys
Post Number: 4103
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:38 pm: |
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Unfortunately Dave can not be everywhere all the time. I can only think he missed the horrific name calling on the other thread.
Now remember children, we have been warned. |
Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6386
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:59 pm: |
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Baj,
Thank you for your defense, my bestest friend.
Now that I know who aquaman really is, we can take it offline. Dave just wants us all to play nice.
He can't tell us what to do outside this message board though!
Thankey againy.
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Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6387
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:59 pm: |
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And that was NOT a personal attack.
Thankey. |
Case
Citizen
Username: Case
Post Number: 1780
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:01 pm: |
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What thread was this? It sounds pretty interesting. |
Paper Bag Bandit
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1240
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:03 pm: |
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Dave didn't personally threathen you (or mem), Bajou.
"Month-long ban on the next personal attack from any side of this feud."
It was a cease-fire order applying to all on Maplewood Online. |
Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6388
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:05 pm: |
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Case,
I posted something about how I don't appreciate friends/politcial allies/whatever turning on each other and I apparently hit a nerve with aquaman because I got rather visciously attacked out of nowhere.
No biggie. Sorry Dave, this is not a personal attack, I'm just stating facts.
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Boozehound
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6389
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:06 pm: |
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Glock. I do understand, but thanks for the clarification. This is Dave's board and I think he's rather fair. I guess we were having too much fun with it. |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 23367
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:34 pm: |
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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 746
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:58 pm: |
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Dear Glock or Paper Bag over the Head guy:
Nobody said anything about feeling personally threatened? I said a ban was threatened which is Dave's prerogative. I just thought that if the guy can throw out 4 or 5 nasty slurs in one post that me calling him a schm*ck (translated Jerk) was pretty harmless.
But I am glad you take the time out of your busy schedule to enlighten us...LOL
Dave I will respect your decision and humbly beg for forgiveness..
Mem ... see you on your porch later if you are around...maybe us two lushes can have our own private discussion about the legal profession as a whole.
Y'all have an enjoyable weekend and with this the post is dead |
Case
Citizen
Username: Case
Post Number: 1781
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:19 pm: |
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This is more of an observation than a personal attack... one of the lowest forms of message-board-posting has to be the 'making fun of someone's username' post. There was a VERY active poster recently that did a lot of that - then again, she made a ton of enemies - but still, I always thought it was pretty lame.
And I JUST noticed that Boozehound is Mem. I need to read the names more closely...
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Dave
Supporter
Username: Dave
Post Number: 9969
Registered: 4-1997
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:24 pm: |
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There was an attack (which I did miss) and then a counter attack and now we're all going offline and cussing up a storm at the pub. Woohoo! |
Smoochie
Citizen
Username: Smoochie
Post Number: 90
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:27 pm: |
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression that schm*k means peni$ |
LilLB
Citizen
Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1861
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:29 pm: |
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Smoochie - I've never heard that interpretation of that word. I thought it meant something more like "jerk" |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 750
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:30 pm: |
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AAAHHHH Case and I thought you liked me... |
Case
Citizen
Username: Case
Post Number: 1783
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:30 pm: |
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The Yiddish definition, apparently, is "penis" or "fool".
What did we ever do before the Internet?
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Smoochie
Citizen
Username: Smoochie
Post Number: 91
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:31 pm: |
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That's it I'm calling a yiddish expert...Be right back |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 751
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:35 pm: |
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http://www.schmucku.com/definition.html
or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmuck
Darn I didn't know about the pe*nis thing I would never use a good word like that in vain. |
Smoochie
Citizen
Username: Smoochie
Post Number: 92
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:41 pm: |
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Well you all beat me to it. You can't phone an 80+ year old and not chat a bit. My very own version of Linda Richmond agrees. |
Aquaman
Supporter
Username: Aquaman
Post Number: 965
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 6:36 pm: |
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Ladies,
I fear I've offended, please accept my most sincere regrets.
Mem, your recent thread titles :
"FREE BOOZE". "Cure For a Hangover Please" and "I'm lit up Brighter than Paris!"
Led me to (mistakenly!) infer that you enjoy the grape, sometimes too much, hence the plea for hangover relief.
Mem and associates, I humbly retract my inference.
I glean from your recent postings that you are a group of VERY classy gals.
Not only are you classy, but you speak a bit of Yiddish! The Best!
Oy Vey iz mer!
Classily Yours,
Dr. Curry
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mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 6391
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 7:03 pm: |
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Aqua,
The name of the thread was "Lit Up Like Las Vegas", not Paris.
I do enjoy the grape, but not as much as my silly posts imply.
And yes, we are a classy group of gals (It's only the 40 or 50 of us or so), but nowhere near approaching the level of genuine class, gentle spirited, caring, warm hearted wit and jocularity you display that has so won all of us over.
Let's have a Love Fest.
Hugs and Kisses. Hic-cup.
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Aquaman
Supporter
Username: Aquaman
Post Number: 966
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 7:57 pm: |
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Mem,
Silly me.
"The name of the thread was "Lit Up Like Las Vegas", not Paris"
You're so classy I mistakenly recalled "Paris" while you were "lit up" right here in the good ol' US of A.
You're a class act, well, you and your 40 or 50 friends are I mean.
So far only 3 of them support you.
I DO feel the heat of 47 to 57 silently supporting without posting.
Cheers!
Your Pal,
Dr. A. |
JJJJJJJJJJJJ
Citizen
Username: Jjjjjjjjjjj
Post Number: 24
Registered: 6-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 8:19 pm: |
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jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjejjjjjjjjjjjjrjjjjjjjjjjjkkk!!!! |
Just The Aunt
Supporter
Username: Auntof13
Post Number: 5446
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 10:35 pm: |
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Ooooh! I think I'm going to like reading this thread when I finally get home! Thanks B for starting it!  'hi!" |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 755
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, June 24, 2006 - 1:12 am: |
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Dear Aqua:
Even if Mem would be lit up like Vegas, Paris, Podunk, Salzburg, Berlin, Singapore and Mexico City combined she would still have more class then you will ever have.
Not sure why Aqua"man" seems to feel the need to deceide who drinks too much. What mem does or doesn't do is really not your business nor should it affect you, or does it?
Why don't you come by tomorrow at mem's deck party and you get to meet the 40 or 50 people you so worry about.
Glad you left some to the imagination when you signed off...I think you should change your handle to Dr. A. it suits you! |
Scully
Citizen
Username: Scully
Post Number: 680
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, June 24, 2006 - 5:51 am: |
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Who IS this jerk (Aquaman) and does anyone really know him IRL?
And what gives with his totally vicious attack on mem being (officially)
ignored but Bajou's WAY more controlled defense drawing the threat of banning?
And HE attacked on a regular thread (which I thought was the biggest no-no) and she (and others) responded on Soapbox...
Have the rules changed (that radically) since I joined MOL?!!!
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Crazy Guggenheim
Citizen
Username: Crazyguggenheim
Post Number: 899
Registered: 2-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, June 24, 2006 - 8:27 am: |
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Call me crazy, but one's man laughter is another man's soggy sndwich . |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 478
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 9:37 pm: |
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"Enjoy the grape" I've never heard that before.
Scully, the rules haven't changed. It's all the same game. You just have to be a star player to participate, if not the bench is where they put ya
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