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Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1299
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 12:50 pm: | 
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Oh, snap. |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2489
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:12 pm: |
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Hey - don't diss Dustin. I happen to think he is quite a cutie (especially as Benjamin Braddock).
Just please tell me you are taller than Dustin Hoffman. I am pretty sure I am. |
Hank Zona
Supporter
Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5795
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:20 pm: |
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Dustin was especially hot as Michael Dorsey |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 863
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:27 pm: |
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Dear Soulful.... wanna dance ...LOL
Glockenspiel.. GLOCK "N" SPIEL
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ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2491
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:29 pm: |
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Hank....he was fine as Michael Dorsey, but significantly less attractive as Dorothy Michaels. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 866
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:38 pm: |
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Dear Soul...r u single?
Glock ... guys your age are like new guns...Fully loaded at all times but not properly seasoned for firing. |
Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1653
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:41 pm: |
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Yup, I always say that you need to shoot a few through the barrel before you really get the hang of things.... |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 867
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:43 pm: |
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No wonder I am single... I am a bitch |
The Soullful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 2155
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:44 pm: |
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Me? Single? Um, yeah, I'm single. Yeah, that's the ticket. Single. |
The Soullful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 2156
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:46 pm: |
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And, Baj, lots of bitches end up married! |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 869
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:46 pm: |
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For some reason I remeber you talking about Mrs. Soulful....
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The Soullful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 2157
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:52 pm: |
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er...that musta been my Mom I was talking about...
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Pippi
Supporter
Username: Pippi
Post Number: 2513
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 2:03 pm: |
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Bajou - Please don't listen to Mr T. He is married. 'fess up Mr T!
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las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1976
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 2:14 pm: |
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Bajou, although you'd never know it from his behavior, Woeful Mr. T is indeed married. Besides, he's not the type of person you'd want to associate with - I can introduce you to more suitable suitors. |
Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1303
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 3:19 pm: |
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The problem is that after proper seasoning the misfires start happening, and you're left asking "Who loaded the blanks?" |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2494
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 4:53 pm: |
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It's better to break in the new gun so you can get it to fire perfectly every time. |
The Soullful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 2158
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 4:56 pm: |
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no, las, I'm not the kind of person she'd want to associate with.
(paragraph removed by Jamie)
Am I single? Who cares? |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2495
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 5:05 pm: |
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEE!!
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! |
Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1310
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 5:05 pm: |
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I've stepped up to the firing line before, fires true everytime. Like clockwork. |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2496
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 5:09 pm: |
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Glock, I have no doubt.
I'm a huge proponent of new guns.  |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 873
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 5:18 pm: |
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Hi LASS and ESS:
Oh for crying out loud don't you know when somebody is sarcastic.
Mr. Soul:
I know you are married because you have told me so but I for some reason like your posts (except for the last one...a wee bit much my friend)
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Also I am not looking for a suitor or a husband. I thought a singles club might be fun..that's it.
I am actually one of the few women in this world who has no interest whatsoever to get married or have kids. Been there done that but I do like flirting and I don't want to get in trouble with the definetly better half. |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2497
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 5:59 pm: |
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Sarcasm is one thing.
Being foul is quite another. I can tell the difference. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 875
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 6:00 pm: |
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Didn't mean to make you upset .... |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2498
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 6:05 pm: |
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It's all good, Bajou.
I'm not upset by what you said in the least.
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Concerned07040
Citizen
Username: Concerned07040
Post Number: 124
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 6:13 pm: |
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I think a singles group is a terrific idea.
But it should have some kind of age requirement [?]
I mean, Glock just graduated from high school a year ago, so he can find his own social life.
It's the never been or formerly married folks who need a social outlet with other like-minded folks.
Concerned07040 |
Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1313
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 6:28 pm: |
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I'm here as a joke, in case you were concerned, Concerned. |
las
Citizen
Username: Las
Post Number: 1981
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 7:33 pm: |
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The purpose of this group can be for making friends, dating, having dinner - anything that can help people stay connected.
This Board can be intimidating, but it is a great way to start publicizing such a group. Why don't we set a date within the next couple of weeks, post it under different topics for publicity, just to get the ball rolling? |
galileo
Citizen
Username: Galileo
Post Number: 230
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 11:35 pm: |
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Please delete Soulful Mr. I. That's pretty awful and not funny!!!!!!! |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 879
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:10 am: |
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Glock...you were never considered so don't worry too much.
To all the others ... lets make a date to meet up and talk about it. I started the thread so I would just like to state that I meant it to be a place were people who are single can go to and meet people in the same frame of mind. That doesn't mean dating but it means to get a group together that can hang out, have a great time and enjoy each others company. I see catty I get catty!
If you have a significant other but are not married you are still not considered single! |
Peter G. Magic
Citizen
Username: Pmagic
Post Number: 153
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:37 am: |
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Glock, it is bad enough to be shot down by the young ladies, but to be turned down by the older women? I feel for you dude! |
justmelaura
Citizen
Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 774
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 1:33 am: |
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Goodness, this thread makes me want to get divorced so I can be single to date so I can get married to get divorced to be single to date to get married to get divorced to be single to date to get married
or maybe I just need a vibra........... |
Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1325
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 2:23 am: |
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Vibrating cellphone? I was just going to recommend one.
Getting shot down by older women isn't so bad. They already know the hustle so it's expected that they'd be able to identify it and shut it down.
eh. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 884
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 9:42 am: |
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Dear Peter Magic...who are the older women you speak off? By biological standards I have just hit my sexual prime at 39 whereas Glock even if he is over 18 has passed his.
Glock you haven't even read the "Hustle for Dummies" book yet LOL.
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Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1672
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 10:10 am: |
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Being an older woman guarantees we have experience. I liken it to shopping for fruit. We have spent years in the supermarket handling the plums, bananas and grapes, avoiding those which are past their best, those with haven't reached an age where the sweetness and nectar are perfect, and seeking out those either at the right stage of ripeness, or those that we know within a few days will be delicious...
I need to go shopping.... |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2505
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 10:32 am: |
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Soparents - 
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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 887
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 11:06 am: |
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In Austria we say the following about older women:
An older woman is like a glass of excellent red wine.
Full bodied yet delicate
Beautiful in color
Goes with every meal
Needs a few minutes to breath after opening
Doesn't give you a hangover unlike those new grapes
The smart Connoisseur knows she deserves to be cherished
and the guy who doesn't know better should stick with drink beer
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Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1675
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 11:16 am: |
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I do like Austrian sayings!!!!! |
John James Leuchs Jr
Citizen
Username: Clairvoyant
Post Number: 99
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:59 pm: |
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ess - That can't be your real picture? Isn't that Anne Bancroft? Are you sure there is not a little of Mrs. Robinson in you? Glock was one of my former students and he is a smart, kind, and handsome guy. Are you sure you don't want to meet the Glockster? Why drive an old chevy if you can turn it in for a newer model? |
Bob K
Supporter
Username: Bobk
Post Number: 11998
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 1:25 pm: |
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Haven't seen the flick and probably wouldn't, but did you catch Meryl Streep as the ultimate "older woman". She is really hot with gray hair!!
Glock, you might get further with Bajou if you explain your passion for the products of Austrian industry, such as your namesake.
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Peter G. Magic
Citizen
Username: Pmagic
Post Number: 154
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 1:34 pm: |
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Ladies, step right up! Step right up! For a very limited time you may have the company of the famous Glock! The line forms on College Place. Please, no pushing or shoving! Single file. And you will also receive a 20% discount on Dr. Magic's Reservation Hot Spots! So hurry! This offer is limited! Only the first twenty ladies get the 20% map discount. (Glock, I'll have you pimped out in no time, never worry! You do realize that there are other chicks your age who post on MOL? Sign me up as your manager.) |
Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1327
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 1:34 pm: |
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??? |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2508
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 1:56 pm: |
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Mr. Leuchs, that is, in fact, Anne Bancroft (as Mrs. Robinson), although I suppose, from very, very, very far away, there is a slight resemblance. The use of the avatar is no mere coincidence!
As far as Glock and newer models are concerned, I am now blushing. Little Ess is one of your students!!!!
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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 894
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 2:07 pm: |
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Dear Magic:
Gee do you know me??
Frankly I'd rather drive an old chevy that is paid off then buy a newer model and do nothing but spend money on it....LOL
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Pizzaz
Supporter
Username: Pizzaz
Post Number: 3851
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 2:17 pm: |
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A point of interest, Anne Bancroft's birth name is Anna Maria Louisa Italiano.
http://movies.aol.com/celebrity/anne-bancroft/80576/biography |
John James Leuchs Jr
Citizen
Username: Clairvoyant
Post Number: 100
Registered: 8-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 7:07 pm: |
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Now you really have me curious as to your identity, ess (part of the fun of MOL is not always knowing who is posting). |
Lydia
Supporter
Username: Lydial
Post Number: 2021
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 7:53 pm: |
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I have 2 old friends - one single the other married for a 15 years - this is a real portion of a conversation:
Single: Do you have any idea what it feels like to go to sleep alone every night?
Married friend: Do you have any idea what it feels like to be alone next to [wife's name] every night?
Moral of the story: There isn't one - relationships and lack of relationships is a complicated business.
I've been single and married - I like both.
My soul-mates have always appeared when I was happy and busy and not looking for them - same with true best friends. It doesn't really matter if you're fat or thin, making money or not, when you're happy and ready to invite a good person into your life, they will find you.
My test was if I was talking about my ex prior to the 3rd date, it was too soon to be dating. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 902
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 8:16 pm: |
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This thread is drifting more then a sand dune....
It's simple really. If you are single and you are looking to meet single people then post.
I go first:
I am single and I am looking to meet people who are single too. For friendship and maybe more .... oh my  |
Factvsfiction
Citizen
Username: Factvsfiction
Post Number: 849
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 9:34 pm: |
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So I guess this is a refuge for people who have either escaped or managed to elude Dr. Neil Clark Warren?  |
The Soullful Mr T
Citizen
Username: Howardt
Post Number: 2163
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 9:45 pm: |
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Dang, I thought that was a mightly fine piece of writing, too. |
LilLB
Citizen
Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1937
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, July 1, 2006 - 8:53 am: |
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You guys should start something like this
http://www.socialcircles.com/
My boss belonged to Social Circles for a while. They do everything from happy hours to trips to Thailand. She met some great friends and had a great time. |
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