| Author | Message | ||
     combustion Citizen Username: Spontaneous Post Number: 509 Registered: 4-2006  |
There's a rabid duck terrorizing the innocent people of South Orange. This feathered threat has been roaming free on Sloan Street for most of the day, yet South Orange's finest refuse to do anything about this. Think of the children! Are they going to just wait until the duck actually kills someone? Truth be told, I think the police are too afraid to approach this yellow billed menace. I remember seeing another thread that mentioned that Maplewood police had too much time on their hands. Maybe we could appeal to Maplewood to send a tactical unit over to help rid us of this menacing fowl, and to bring peace and safety back to South Orange streets. Is anyone with me on this? | ||
| K_soze Citizen Username: K_soze Post Number: 817 Registered: 11-2005  |
What, all he was doing was handing out flyers for some insurance company. BTW, how long does duck stay good in the freezer? | ||
| combustion Citizen Username: Spontaneous Post Number: 513 Registered: 4-2006 |
Even if he was just handing out flyers, did he have the proper permits? There are laws for a reason, you know. And if we let this duck just loiter in the center, handing out flyers, then other varmints will get involved too. What's next, a herd of sheep on Vose Avenue hawking Serta mattresses? Alligators on the Avenue giving away samples of Lubriderm lotion? What if the Exxon decides to post a tiger out front as part of their "tiger in your tank" ad campaign? Sure, it just starts with a duck, but mark my words, this will lead to animal chaos down the road.  | ||
| Maplewoody Citizen Username: Maplewoody Post Number: 1346 Registered: 5-2001  |
where the heck is mem? Duck So. Orange... | ||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave  Post Number: 10694 Registered: 4-1997  |
OK, Now I want to eat roast duck today. Maybe Vietnamese style, wrapped in romaine lettuce leaves with a dab of sweet soy paste, a bit of rice, scallions, shredded cucumber and hot peppers. | ||
| Soparents Supporter Username: Soparents Post Number: 2897 Registered: 5-2005  |
Thanks Dave, now you've made me hungry..... | ||
| anon Supporter Username: Anon Post Number: 3037 Registered: 6-2002 |
Why a Duck? | ||
| Glock 17 Citizen Username: Glock17 Post Number: 1868 Registered: 7-2005  |
Rabies is a disease specifically limited to mammals. | ||
| S.L.K. 2.0 Citizen Username: Scrotisloknows Post Number: 2020 Registered: 10-2005  |
a duck can kill someone? i would love to see that. -slk | ||
| something witty Citizen Username: Buckneja Post Number: 295 Registered: 1-2003  |
Maybe it's the avian flu? | ||
| Spitz Supporter Username: Doublea Post Number: 1883 Registered: 3-2003 |
Vy not a chicken? | ||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 10697 Registered: 4-1997 |
Made me hungry, too.  | ||
| tabby Citizen Username: Tabby Post Number: 382 Registered: 8-2001 |
Lord love a duck! | ||
| S.L.K. 2.0 Citizen Username: Scrotisloknows Post Number: 2021 Registered: 10-2005 |
Hey, does Dave's "insensitive" picture raise his hate index rating?  I just had my usual Sunday dish, sausage and peppers/onions....yum. -SLK | ||
| combustion Citizen Username: Spontaneous Post Number: 514 Registered: 4-2006 |
Glock, honey, this thread is a joke. I know ducks can't get rabies. Did you also think I was serious when I said the PD was afraid of said duck? |
