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United Strawberry of America
Citizen
Username: Strawberry
Post Number: 1665
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 12:03 am: |     |
25) Sportsnut: Would rate higher if he laid off the CPA crap.
24)Jamie Ross: would rate higher if he posted more cause he's a genius.
23) Joan: would rate higher if she got mad once in a while.
22) Wharfrat: Love this guy cause he's a Lancer.
21) Reingold: Would rate higher if he posted less.
20) LUV2 CRUISE: Stomach churner but always worth the read.
19) M/L Would rate higher but took much of year off. Also rates because he looks like the guitar player from Cheap Trick.
18) NRL: Pretty much has nothing intelligent to say but is a Republican so makes the list.
17) Lumpyhead: rates much higher in person.
16) Tjohn: Losing his muster. Comeback candidate for 2004.
15) Algebra: Big fan of the big Straw..
14) BobK: The class of MOL.
13) Dave Ross: Would rate higher if he suspended me less.
12) Tom: A good guy but stuck in the 60's.
11) Mem: would be pissed to make top 10.
10) Insite: Insanity is appreciated.
9) Art: An American classic.
8) Duncan Rogers: A bit of a goodie two shoes but back in the 90's....look out!
7) Cliff harris and ????? If MOLers listened and took notes rather then argued, they'd learn something from Cliff and co..
6) Hello: Sick bastard makes top 10
5) Nohero: Drops from number 3 rank last year.
4) CFA: Ya gotta love the flag.
3) Sebonis: King of the mountain to the end.
2) ED MAY...NUFF SAID.
1) Strawberry..obviously.
The end.
"We won't always have the strongest military"
--Howard Dean
"Most competent and qualified kindergarden teachers can tell you who the 5 kids are in his or her class likely to wind up in prison 15 - 20 years from now."
--Howard Dean
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sbenois
Citizen
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 10551
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 12:22 am: | |
You forgot Harpo. How could you forget the Queen of the Deer Preservation Society?
And how the hell am I lower than Ed May?
---> Brought to you by Sbenois Engineering LLC <-
Hey, it also wouldn’t look good coming out of a motel with your wife’s best friend saying you were just planning a surprise birthday party for her husband...- Arturo November '03
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CFA
Citizen
Username: Cfa
Post Number: 1010
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 4:32 am: | |
I'm honored to be directly above Sbenois  |
ML1
Citizen
Username: Ml1
Post Number: 1435
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 9:10 am: | |
Hmmm,
you could be on to something (although I'm much younger and thinner than he is):
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Yogi
Citizen
Username: Yogi
Post Number: 32
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 12:16 pm: | |
It's obvious Strawberry is Hello. Thanks for clarifying.  |
ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 2259
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 12:29 pm: | |
All my children, grandchildren, my wife, the x-wife’s, in-laws, out-laws, friends, employee's, neighbor’s, politicians, enemies, and even strangers have always told me I’m a classic, so maybe it’s true?
The problem is no one before now ever identified what kind of classic I am, so at last I know... 
Thank you Strawberry, and best wishes to you and yours for a successful, healthful, fruitful, and a very Happy New Year.
Art, “The American Classic”
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United Strawberry of America
Citizen
Username: Strawberry
Post Number: 1669
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 2:22 pm: | |
oh two more things.
I almost forgot..This year's Crazy Guggenheim/Rookie of the year award goes to Kenney.
This year's llama award goes to Chris Dickson.
"We won't always have the strongest military"
--Howard Dean
"Most competent and qualified kindergarden teachers can tell you who the 5 kids are in his or her class likely to wind up in prison 15 - 20 years from now."
--Howard Dean
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tjohn
Citizen
Username: Tjohn
Post Number: 2020
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 2:52 pm: | |
Straw,
Your list is a great disappointment. No mention of Harpo, Nan, J.Crohn and JFBurch, the four posters mostly like to crash Dave's server if they started arguing four different positions. Not only would the data volume be overwhelming, they would start to loop as none of the four has been known to relinquish the last word in an argument. |
Kenney
Citizen
Username: Kenney
Post Number: 244
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 3:05 pm: | |
I am honored...
....with tears rolling down my cheeks I would like to take this opportunity to thank my parents for having sex.
Also, here is a hilarious Dave Barry article...http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/7579165.htm
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today..FDR..
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth...G.W.
Everyone wants a voice in human freedom. There's a fire burning inside of all us...L.W.
Dave Ross is the coolest!!(being banned sucks) |
anon
Citizen
Username: Anon
Post Number: 889
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 10:15 pm: | |
I am overjoyed not to be on that list! |
Nohero
Citizen
Username: Nohero
Post Number: 2621
Registered: 10-1999
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 10:42 pm: | |
... and I'm p*ssed that I'm on the list, just so some p*ssant can say that he gave me a lower score than the last time (whenever that was) ... |
Ed May
Citizen
Username: Edmay
Post Number: 1883
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 31, 2003 - 11:27 pm: | |
Assuming that being rated highly on Straw's List is a good thing, I humbly accept the position of #2. Reading down from #25 I was wondering if I would even make the list. Frankly I am not sure that I should be ranked so highly, especially since I have not posted much these last two months. Maybe that IS why I got such a high ranking! In any case, Sbenois, Art, Dave, Jamie, and others both on and off the list probably should rank above me. Especially Sbenois in all of his aliases. And maybe even Marilyn if the list was based on wit and intelligence ....
Ed May |
Reflective
Citizen
Username: Reflective
Post Number: 220
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 31, 2003 - 11:31 pm: | |
Tjohn should in the top 5. He needs a strong comeback, but he's always in there. |
United Strawberry of America
Citizen
Username: Strawberry
Post Number: 1697
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, January 3, 2004 - 11:04 am: | |
Ed,
You get top billing because you did a hell of a job during the last campaign and I have a great deal of respect for you as a result.
You're also a great poster and I do believe having you in office and sharing your thoughts on line would have been a pleasant experience for all who enjoy MOL.
Best of luck to Ed May who I believe deserves to be recognized as "Citizen of the year."
Thanks again, Ed. Happy new year!
"and I'm p*ssed that I'm on the list, just so some p*ssant can say that he gave me a lower score than the last time (whenever that was)"
The above post was the last of many unpunished personal attacks committed by Nohero.
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anon
Citizen
Username: Anon
Post Number: 898
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, January 3, 2004 - 12:46 pm: | |
Ed: Thank you for reminding me that by not being on the list I am the same category as your lovely, intelligent and witty wife. |
Insite
Citizen
Username: Insite
Post Number: 188
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, January 3, 2004 - 2:39 pm: | |
I think Nohero should be banned from top 25 lists because his posts are insensitive. |
Nohero
Citizen
Username: Nohero
Post Number: 2636
Registered: 10-1999
| | Posted on Saturday, January 3, 2004 - 5:18 pm: | |
I just checked, Insite - You're still tops in that category! |
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