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mayhewdrive
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Username: Mayhewdrive

Post Number: 653
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Friday, January 2, 2004 - 8:00 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

You decide this moral dilemma:


This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an
honest answer you will be able to gauge where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where
you will have to make a crucial decision that will test your ethical stature. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

You're in Florida... in Miami, to be exact...there is an enormous amount of chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and
attendant flooding...there are huge masses of water everywhere....you are a CNN photographer.......and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very
impressive photos...there are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water...nature is showing all its destructive
power...and is ripping everything away with it...

You see a man, steering a big van...he is fighting for his life, trying not to be consumed by the masses of water and mud...you move closer... somehow the man looks familiar...suddenly you realize who it is - it's
George W. Bush! And just as you come to understand who it is, you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever...

O.K. Now for the test. You have two options: you can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can be a great Samaritan,
and save the life of a world leader, or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, but a photo displaying the certain death of a very powerful man.

And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer) Will you make the photo black and white, or color?


Blind Faith in your leaders or in anything will get you killed - B. Springsteen
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Dave Ross
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Username: Dave

Post Number: 6036
Registered: 4-1998


Posted on Friday, January 2, 2004 - 8:22 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Why would Strawberry be working for CNN?
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tom
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Username: Tom

Post Number: 1715
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Friday, January 2, 2004 - 9:39 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

black and white, 'cause that's the way he sees everything.
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United Strawberry of America
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Username: Strawberry

Post Number: 1696
Registered: 10-2001


Posted on Saturday, January 3, 2004 - 10:48 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'd save his life and than have sex with his twins as my reward.
"and I'm p*ssed that I'm on the list, just so some p*ssant can say that he gave me a lower score than the last time (whenever that was)"

The above post was the last of many unpunished personal attacks committed by Nohero.

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michael
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Username: Michael

Post Number: 452
Registered: 1-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 3, 2004 - 11:22 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

zzzzzzzz...
Support the Maplewood/South Orange Ministry of Propaganda
(otherwise known as the CCR)

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gemini
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Username: Gemini

Post Number: 247
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Saturday, January 3, 2004 - 11:51 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

this is the dumbest thread to date, i can't believe someone spent time starting it, or that i'm spending time replying to it
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Insite
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Username: Insite

Post Number: 187
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 3, 2004 - 2:38 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Strawberry fields forever!

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