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sbenois
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Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14343
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 9:08 pm: |     |
We are all in great peril.
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sbenois
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Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14344
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 9:10 pm: | |
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sbenois
Supporter
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14345
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 9:13 pm: | |
Here is their fearless leader...
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wendy
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Username: Wendy
Post Number: 1903
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 9:15 pm: | |
When I saw your thread title I thought you were going to say the zordonites were lobbying for their own universal eruv and that we should beware of the likelihood of the destruction of our 1st amendment rights against the establishment of the zordon religion. |
Pizzaz
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Username: Pizzaz
Post Number: 2977
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 9:17 pm: | |
I can guess at the word Melissa is attempting to pronounce....  |
sbenois
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Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14346
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 9:18 pm: | |
Of course not. Are you nuts? Zordonites aren't Jewish.
Sheesh.
Their messiah is a goat.
Dr. Stefano, can you please diagnose this situation? |
sbenois
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Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14347
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 9:19 pm: | |
Boom |
J. Crohn
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Username: Jcrohn
Post Number: 2270
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, December 23, 2005 - 12:13 am: | |
"Their messiah is a goat."
Man, you are so freaking ignorant.
It is not a goat, it is goatman with a beard of flaming Sterno.
Don't you know that's why Joan Rivers' hair is coiffed to resemble the goatman's beard of flaming Sterno? |
Sgt. Pepper
Citizen
Username: Jjkatz
Post Number: 1539
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Friday, December 23, 2005 - 10:20 am: | |
Actually I think their messiah is Sly's Mom:
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breal
Citizen
Username: Breal
Post Number: 670
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Friday, December 23, 2005 - 1:35 pm: | |
What's so bad about how the Riverses look? You are a tough audience. I think Joan looks better now than after earlier surgeries.
Also, she's up there talking about something real. It's not important that she doesn't look real.
Mrs. Stallone should lighten her hair. The rule is to go lighter as you get older.
Sbenois, if you read more Oprah and less Popular Science I wouldn't have to explain all this stuff to you. |
sbenois
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Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14358
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Friday, December 23, 2005 - 3:04 pm: | |
Okay thanks. |
breal
Citizen
Username: Breal
Post Number: 673
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 9:19 am: | |
Any time.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is inivisible to the eye." --Dr. Phil |
sbenois
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Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14369
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 9:27 am: | |
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Alberto
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Username: Buckwheat
Post Number: 4
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 9:33 am: | |
When confronting Churchill at a party, the Queen of England accused him of being drunk. He responded something along the lines of - "Yes, your highness, I am drunk. However, tommorrow when I wake up you will still be ugly."
Can't hide the genes.
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breal
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Username: Breal
Post Number: 674
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 11:02 am: | |
"It wasn't the queen of England, and you messed up the punchline. Joan could have put that old chestnut over a lot better than you just did. Care for a big bowl of Texas chili?"--Dr. Phil |
Hank Zona
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Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5061
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 1:36 pm: | |
The Rivers' women still have a good ways to go to get to this...
not sure what is scarier, Jocelyne Wildenstein or the guy who slept with her. |
sbenois
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Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 14374
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 2:07 pm: | |
And let's not forget...
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monster
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 1769
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 2:32 pm: | |
Here's a picture of a Zordon "Wonder Woman Warrior"
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J. Crohn
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Username: Jcrohn
Post Number: 2272
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 3:03 pm: | |
"Well happy Chanukah, I can see Jaclyn Smith's labia." --Dr. Spock
Zona, that Jocelyne Wildenstein creature is terrifying. Is she a drag queen or what?
(Just offhand, I'd guess what.) |
J. Crohn
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Username: Jcrohn
Post Number: 2273
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 3:12 pm: | |
Then there's Amanda Lepore.
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SO Ref
Citizen
Username: So_refugee
Post Number: 1355
Registered: 2-2005
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 3:21 pm: | |
How did Jaclyn Smith's labia get transplanted onto Linda Carter? |
J. Crohn
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Username: Jcrohn
Post Number: 2274
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 3:32 pm: | |
You can't trust Dr. Spock. |
Hank Zona
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Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5063
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 7:29 am: | |
S-
Lady Penelope is one of the hottest puppet babes in history!
Monster -
That picture should be "Leaving Not Much To Wonder Woman"
JCrohn-
Jocelyne Wildenstein was a NY Post headline fave a number of years back...Raul Felder was her divorce attorney while she was having a very public split from her art dealer billionaire husband...dont remember all the details except he owned a private game reserve in Africa and she decided to change her appearance to look more like one of the lions he owned and loved in an attempt to woo him back when he started to stray. There are other hideous pictures of her out there Im sure. |
Tom Reingold
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Username: Noglider
Post Number: 11594
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 12:35 pm: | |
To me, it's odd how people work so hard at transforming their appearances and do nothing about their voices.
"My religion? I'm a goy!"
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Alberto
Citizen
Username: Buckwheat
Post Number: 16
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 5:04 pm: | |
It was Churchill booboo.
Got a Bagel?
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