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Arnomation
Citizen
Username: Arnomation
Post Number: 558
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 6, 2006 - 1:28 pm: | 
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On a clear Green Day I was burning the Midnight Oil and staring at 4 Non-Blondes eating Red Hot Chili Peppers and while my Belly was burning I Aztec Two Stepped my Little Feat into Muddy Waters, ruined my Nu Shooz, fell into a pile of Wonderstuff and can't get them clean 'Til Tuesday |
notehead
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Username: Notehead
Post Number: 3400
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 6, 2006 - 5:11 pm: |
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Dude, those band puns went over like a Led Zeppelin. You may be a Radiohead, you Sonic Youth, but you're really an Audioslave. You've got the Heart of a White Lion, but the musicality of a Def Leppard. (I know, I know... Styx and Stones...) You're in Dire Straits, you're experiencing a Joy Division. Life is a Blur. Hell, it's like you've brought The Moody Blues all the way to Deep Purple. If you wanna join the Culture Club, listen to my Method Man. Find the Genesis of your problems, we'll work out The Kinks together. Yo La Tengo, hombre, I've got The Knack. Hey, I knew a Blondie with your problem -- she knew naught about The Art Of Noise. She was shedding Tears For Fears, and thought The Fixx was Smashing Pumpkins with some other Violent Femmes. Why kill a Blind Melon? I understood Jane's Addiction and I had The Cure. It's all about The Who? The Guess Who? The Band, Loverboy, I'm talking about Big Audio Dynamite. A-Ha! Feel the Rush, the Sublime Sting, the veritable XTC of a Primal Scream while cranking the Mighty Mighty Bosstones of a Perpetual Groove in your personal Stereolab! Pay no heed to those Spin Doctors and Talking Heads. Focus your Rage Against The Machine, open The Doors to your personal Soul Asylum and be Free! Yes! U2 can be a Survivor, a Jewel among the Bangles and Flecktones. Don't hang with A Flock Of Seagulls when you can fly on the Wings of the Eagles! Don't be one of The Pretenders or Goo Goo Dolls when you can be a Prince -- or Queen! Don't worry about that Motley Crue of Beastie Boys, flippin' you The Byrds, y'know, givin' you the Badfinger like Bad Company would. Just give 'em a Squeeze, blow 'em a Kiss, leave those Stray Cats, get on that Crazy Horse and Go West! (You could drive one of The Cars, but avoid The Police and Traffic.) You won't need your .38 Special in this Oasis, just bring Everything But The Girl on a Journey to musical Nirvana. You'll love The Attractions, especially on Level 42. At first, you'll be a Foreigner, like someone from Kansas going to Boston (or from America to Asia), so prepare to eat a Lovin' Spoonful of Humble Pie once in a while and put in The Time while adjusting to The Clash. Joining the Groove Collective is no Cheap Trick. You say you've got Faith No More, and here I am asking for Blind Faith. It'll take Blood, Sweat and Tears, and if Los Lobos are nearby you may Steppenwolf poop, but trust The Verve within yourself, resist The Temptations of mediocrity, and suddenly -- Wham! -- you'll be in a New Order of The Human League. Hey, if Frankie Goes To Hollywood, you can go to the Soundgarden. Feast on the finest Cream, Bread, Eminem's, Meat Loaf, Phish (don't eat the Fishbone), Black Eyed Peas, and Red Hot Chili Peppers INXS. (An Ice Cube will cost you Fifty Cent.) You'll enjoy Dream Theater in the light, and Orchestral Manoeuvers In The Dark. Soon you'll have your own Teenage Fanclub. I'll Cher all I have, and I'm at your Beck and call -- but I want my Nickelback. |
Arnomation
Citizen
Username: Arnomation
Post Number: 560
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 7, 2006 - 12:49 am: |
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I give up..... |
ess
Citizen
Username: Ess
Post Number: 2174
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 7, 2006 - 8:08 am: |
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I was tickled Pink.... |
notehead
Supporter
Username: Notehead
Post Number: 3405
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 7, 2006 - 11:15 am: |
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What can I say? It was a slow day at the office yesterday. |
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