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Arnomation
Citizen
Username: Arnomation
Post Number: 580
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 11:06 am: | 
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Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home |
shoshannah
Citizen
Username: Shoshannah
Post Number: 1297
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 11:15 am: |
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It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair.
And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?"
And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight."
-- Eric Clapton
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shoshannah
Citizen
Username: Shoshannah
Post Number: 1300
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 2:25 pm: |
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Splish splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night
A rub dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me
And I opened the door, and then
Splish, splash! I jumped back in the bath
Well how was I to know there was a party going on?
-- Bobby Darrin
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shoshannah
Citizen
Username: Shoshannah
Post Number: 1301
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 2:29 pm: |
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I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone's taking my place.
-- Simon and Garfunkel
(I like this thread) |
Oldstone
Citizen
Username: Rogers4317
Post Number: 790
Registered: 6-2004
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 2:34 pm: |
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you're good at this, shoshannah! |
ffof
Citizen
Username: Ffof
Post Number: 4775
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 2:36 pm: |
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Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It's gettin kinda long
I coulda said it wasn't in my way
-david crosby |
Hoops
Citizen
Username: Hoops
Post Number: 1561
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 2:44 pm: |
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Turn off the lights and light a candle
Tonight I'm in a romantic mood, yeah
Let's take a shower, shower together, yeah
I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah
Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah
And I'll do the same thing to you
- Teddy Pendergrass
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runon
Citizen
Username: Runon
Post Number: 119
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 7:51 am: |
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Go upstairs ... take off your makeup ---
fold your clothes neatly away.
Me, I'll sit and write this love song
as I all too seldom do ---
build a little fire this midnight.
It's good to be back home with you.
Jethro Tull |
runon
Citizen
Username: Runon
Post Number: 120
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 7:56 am: |
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Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street.
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth
Look over there! (Where?)
Here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Joe Jackson |
shoshannah
Citizen
Username: Shoshannah
Post Number: 1303
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 10:59 am: |
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I took a shower
And I put on my best blue jeans,
I picked her up in my new VW van.
She wore a peasant blouse with nothing underneath.
I said, "Hi."
She said, "Yeah, I guess I am."
Aaaa, Aaaa, Aaaa-riel
-- Dean Friedman
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notehead
Supporter
Username: Notehead
Post Number: 3511
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 11:12 am: |
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That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be so I bent down,
And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow
(The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!)
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals,
And rub it all into his beady little eyes
with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology!
Here it goes, the circular motion, now rub it!
(Frank Zappa) |
notehead
Supporter
Username: Notehead
Post Number: 3512
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 11:21 am: |
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Let's face it, folks, Frank Zappa is a treasure trove of hygiene-related lyrics...
Dirty Love (by Frank Zappa)
Give me your dirty love
Like you might surrender to some dragon in your dreams
Give me your dirty love
Like a pink donation to the dragon in your dreams
I dont need your sweet devotion, I dont want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion for your dirty love
Give me your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddys bottom drawer
Give me your dirty love
I don't believe you've ever seen that book before
I dont need no consolation, I dont want your reservation
I only got one destination, that's your dirty love
Give me your dirty love
Just like your mama make her fuzzy poodle do
Give me your dirty love
The way your mama make that nasty poodle chew
I'll ignore your cheap aroma and your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma with some dirty love
The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it! (snap it!)
The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it! (snap it!) |
notehead
Supporter
Username: Notehead
Post Number: 3513
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 11:39 am: |
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And one of his most popular... very popular at Bat-Mitzvahs...
If you are easily offended, please do not read the rest of this. Or at least realize that it was all meant in good dirty fun.
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Jewish Princess (by Frank Zappa)
I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside...
Well, she can swallow my pride
I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I dont want no troll,
I just want a yemenite hole
I want a darling little jewish princess
Who don't know sh|t about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside...
I just want a princess to ride
(Awright, back to the top...everybody twist!)
I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder, a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor...
So long as she does it with four on the floor... vapor-lock!
I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights...
Won't someone send me a princess who bites? |
Hank Zona
Supporter
Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5753
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 1:23 pm: |
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Every day she takes a morning bath she wets her hair,
Wraps a towel around her
As shes heading for the bedroom chair,
Its just another day.
-Paul
Snot running down his nose, greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, oh Aqualung
-Jethro Tull
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Brett Weir
Citizen
Username: Brett_weir
Post Number: 1663
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 3:33 pm: |
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Shave and a haircut- two bits! |
breal
Citizen
Username: Breal
Post Number: 958
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 3:37 pm: |
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Take me to the river.
Wash me down. |
Hank Zona
Supporter
Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5776
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 12:48 pm: |
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she gets the sun in the daytime
perfume in the dusk
and she comes out in the nighttime
with the honeysuckle musk
because she smells just like a rose
and she tastes just like a peach
she got me walking where the wildlife goes
Id do anything to reach her...
-Dire Straits |
Psychomom
Citizen
Username: Psychomom
Post Number: 397
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Friday, July 21, 2006 - 3:55 pm: |
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I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles? Does that count??? |
Nashira
Citizen
Username: Nashira
Post Number: 2
Registered: 7-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 2:25 pm: |
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The baby in the highchair stuffing his face,
Spinach in his hair, in his eye,
On the chair, all over the place.
He tried the spoon with no success,
But he's allowed to make a mess.
And he's living proof that happiness,
Happiness is living in a neat mess.
Happiness is living in a neat mess.
- Tom Chapin - Neat mess |
Dennis J O'Neill
Citizen
Username: Plungy
Post Number: 63
Registered: 6-2005
| | Posted on Monday, July 24, 2006 - 10:10 pm: |
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Singin' in the bathtub
Happy once again
Watchin' all my troubles
Go swimmin' down the drain
Reaching for the towel
Ready for a rub
Everyone is happy
While singin' in the tub! |
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