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mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 2434
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 11:14 am: |     |
It's time again to post the holiday fruitcake recipe for all those enthusiasts out there.
Bon apetite!
FRUITCAKE RECIPE
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey
Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Use a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Call an ex to wish them happy holidays and tell them you still think of them from time to time. Eventually, after hanging up in a rage, throw phone in bowl and sample whiskey again. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Maybe whiskey. Grease the oven. Remove clothes and add apron. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Add shards from the cocktail glass you just broke. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
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ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 2234
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 12:20 pm: | |
I was never that crazy about fruitcake either, so, anyone have a good recipe for Carrot Cake? |
Brett
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Username: Bmalibashksa
Post Number: 490
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 12:24 pm: | |
You cant fly with a fruitcake
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1835&ncid=1835&e=6&u=/cpress/200 31209/ca_pr_on_od/airport_fruitcakes |
Katy M.
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Username: Katymcf
Post Number: 8
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 2:30 pm: | |
that's hilarious..thanks for the laugh! |
Soda
Citizen
Username: Soda
Post Number: 1130
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 4:10 pm: | |
"I VANT TO BE A LOON (hic)"-- mem
--Soda |
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