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sbenois
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Username: Sbenois

Post Number: 11350
Registered: 10-2001


Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 8:08 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Network television has rarley been able to top the comedy I've just witness on Channel 35's presentation of Neighborhood Health Watch, starring Celia King, Robert Roe, and that effervescent puppet of joy, Smoking Sue.

In today's episode, Mr. Roe was hellbent on demonstrating just how dangerous smoking is to our children.

(Note to children: don't smoke, it's really not a good idea. It's deadly to your health and to your wallet).

So Mr. Roe attempts to get Sue to give her demonstration of how much smoke is ingested into the lungs when puffing on a cigarette. But Sue won't oblige him. Seems there's a problem with Sue's internal vacuum pump.

What to do? It's not like they can stop the taping. Robert begins to take Sue apart, then he puts her back together, he turns her over, turns her around, he sticks some tubes in her, etc. etc. etc. Smoking Sue will just not cooperate at all.

In the end, Celia and Robert just give up and laugh their way into the credits.

Priceless stuff. It was like watching Uncle Floyd.

Say hey to Sue:

xx
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Nohero
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Username: Nohero

Post Number: 3516
Registered: 10-1999


Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 8:27 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Ladies' Man

Oogie says: "Hubba-hubba!"
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Reflective
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Username: Reflective

Post Number: 508
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Friday, June 18, 2004 - 9:12 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

So the kiddies see two adults multilating a cute girl doll on tv?

Sounds funny, but they should have stopped.

Shades of abu grahib!



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