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sbenois
Citizen Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 12772 Registered: 10-2001

| Posted on Saturday, December 11, 2004 - 6:13 pm: |    |
It doesn't get any better than this, my constituents. Sbenois Entertainment LLP is pleased to announce that we have signed Frederico Profeta, Maplewood's lovable Chiefest Executive, and leadingest Elvis Impersonator, up for a one-time only performance (Thank God) of the classic Presley song Suspicious Minds at Mem's wedding! Frederico has agreed - for this extra special occasion - to wear black leather! I didn't think he'd actually go for this but he's a trooper! And it's only going to cost me $15. I was going to go as high as $30, which was the previous going rate for Chiefest Executives, but for some reason, he took $15. It reminded me of the way he negotiated for the CCR budget last year - demand more, vote it down, demand less, get less. Mission accomplished. Anyway, please join Mem, Frederico and Sbenois for this blessed event. Mem, when are we doing this anyway? You have to do it soon before Frederico realizes that Curtis and Kuby and O'Reilly read these message boards.
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mem
Citizen Username: Mem
Post Number: 4362 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2004 - 11:24 am: |    |
Sben, The blessed event will occur in late June, we're still working out the exact schedule for this complicated tour. We'll be documenting the studio rehearsals all winter, and Fred will need the time to be fitted for his custom leather ensemble. We're considering following Fred to Vegas for the honeymoon for the grand finale! Instead of deadheads, we'll be Fredheads! Our mayor is the coolest. |
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