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judy3x
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Username: Judy3x

Post Number: 2
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 4:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I was driving past the old SHop Rite today and now there is a sign up covering the siding that's falling off. THis is what it says:
Live at "The Avenue"
Love at "The Avenue"
this is the best line...
LAUGH at "THE AVENUE"

Sterling Properties


I laughed all the way up "the avenue"
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vermontgolfer
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Username: Vermontgolfer

Post Number: 422
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 4:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Yeah, but if you look real close, you'll see behind it all, it says,

COMING SOON!

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red_alert
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Username: Red_alert

Post Number: 241
Registered: 3-2005
Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 7:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"The Avenue" is under construction.
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red_alert
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Username: Red_alert

Post Number: 242
Registered: 3-2005
Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 7:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Considering the financial state of the town, expect a toll on "The Avenue".

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Jersey Boy
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Username: Jersey_boy

Post Number: 590
Registered: 1-2006


Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 9:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hey, they rebranded South Orange Ave. as "THE AVENUE." That's a start. Let's start a viral marketing campaign, "Hey have you seen the GIANT HOLE at The Avenue?" "A brick fell on my head on The Avenue."

Sounds kinda cool.

J.B.
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Dave
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Username: Dave

Post Number: 9303
Registered: 4-1997


Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 10:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I thought this was a joke, but sure enough: those are the signs.
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jayjay
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Username: Jayjayp

Post Number: 621
Registered: 6-2005
Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 10:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Actually, isn't it Vose that's "THE AVENUE," unless one plans to live, love and laugh at the gourmet market!
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Jersey Boy
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Username: Jersey_boy

Post Number: 593
Registered: 1-2006


Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 10:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Aren't we all living, loving, and laughing at the Gourmet Market?

She's just a woman.

J.B.

(With apologies to Led Zepplin.)
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Dave
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Username: Dave

Post Number: 9305
Registered: 4-1997


Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 10:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


"When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills."

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