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Matt Foley
Citizen
Username: Mattfoley
Post Number: 714
Registered: 6-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 10:05 pm: | 
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To: the sweet older ladies who took liberties with their hands as I walked past your table last Friday night at ( ) in Millburn,
I'm sure you both thought yourselves devilishly funny. However, groping me "by accident" was in poor taste. I do not enjoy being fealt up by strangers.
I should have seen it coming. I spied you whispering and giggling as you oggled me ad nauseum prior to the "accident". In my defense, it never occured to me that such chicanery would result in this unwelcome attack.
I'm sure you have children my age. Imaging copping a feel on their friends.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 488
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 11:03 pm: |
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Oh jeez, get over it. You should consider yourself lucky that the cotton-tops are checking you out. I've said it before....old bones make good soup. I mean, wouldn't it be nice to come home smelling like ben-gay instead of victoria's secret perfume for a change.  |
GlassJoe
Citizen
Username: Glass_joe
Post Number: 79
Registered: 6-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 11:10 pm: |
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The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. |
entertainer
Citizen
Username: Entertainer
Post Number: 327
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 11:27 pm: |
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Have you no shame Matt Foley?
You march right back in there Young Man, and squeeze their cheeks right back! |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 490
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 11:29 pm: |
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The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Especially if it's prune  |
Lucy
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Username: Lucy
Post Number: 4434
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 11:31 pm: |
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Entertainer dream on... |
entertainer
Citizen
Username: Entertainer
Post Number: 331
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, July 1, 2006 - 12:15 am: |
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SOrising
Citizen
Username: Sorising
Post Number: 449
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, July 1, 2006 - 8:25 am: |
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What we would do without Matt Foley's laughs? One good thing about South Orange.
The pressing question, however, Foley, is where is your croquet ball? |
HOMMELL
Citizen
Username: Hommell
Post Number: 259
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, July 1, 2006 - 8:29 am: |
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First the melon incident, now this. The man cannot live in peace. Soon they'll be groping your melon. |
Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3907
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, July 1, 2006 - 12:27 pm: |
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Sir, I have seen you, and you are a piece of meat. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 917
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, July 2, 2006 - 10:04 pm: |
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Gosh darn it mem and I got caught!
And to all you boys out there .... may I remind you that it is a proven fact that men hit their sexual peak at 18 and women between 35 and 40.
Old bones make good soup! The older the berry the sweeter the juice! Prunes!
GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
I ride horses and we have a saying there too...
You want to win the race then ride a proven winner not a beginner! LOL |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 493
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Monday, July 3, 2006 - 2:51 am: |
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may I remind you that it is a proven fact that men hit their sexual peak at 18
I guess that's why the wife tells me I'll never grow up
BTW, I don't think he was talking about 35 to 40 year olds. He was talking the really old ones.................like 45.
About that winner beginner horse thing, yeah yeah...winners are good but beginners can be trained |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 925
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Monday, July 3, 2006 - 1:32 pm: |
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I guess to each his own... |
Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1353
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Monday, July 3, 2006 - 2:42 pm: |
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Sexual peak at 18? That's as big a myth as the female orga...
Nevermind. |
combustion
Citizen
Username: Spontaneous
Post Number: 175
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Monday, July 3, 2006 - 3:23 pm: |
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I agree with Bajou. It's too much trouble to train beginners and not worth the effort. Get yourself one that someone's already broken in for you. Um, horses, that is. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 926
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Monday, July 3, 2006 - 5:48 pm: |
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Combustion....you can housebreak a horse! Hurray I can take in another animal! LOL |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 500
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Monday, July 3, 2006 - 9:55 pm: |
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It's too much trouble to train beginners and not worth the effort. Get yourself one that someone's already broken in for you. Um, horses
That's kinda like buying a used car. Nice at first but before you know it the door handle falls off, it wobbles at high speeds, there's strange sounds, and when you find a leak you know it's all downhill |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 930
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 12:06 pm: |
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I don't know ... not only is all the paperwork that is required when purchasing a new car a pain in the arse but it also is quiet expensive. Payment after payment and in the end you just end up with a used car anyway. I'd rather buy a used car and enjoy the rides. So what if it needs a new tire here and there..still cheaper then the monthly payments. And really when it comes down to it... all a car has to do is get you from point A to point O (I mean B).
Hey worse comes to worse...one can always take public transportation. |
Soparents
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Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1853
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 12:11 pm: |
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Bajou my dear,
With your own "ride" you have the comfort of knowing where its been, how easy the ride is, how frequently the fluids are filled up, and of course it's there when you want it.
Public transportation on the other hand comes once in a while, can be dirty, you have no idea who was riding it just before you, and at times you have to share a seat...
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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 932
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 12:24 pm: |
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Agree with you my dear SoPa:
However not everybody can afford their own "ride" so some will have to make due with Public Transportation. Thank to the internet it is much easier to pick up schedules but again there is not a person on a bus, train, etc who wouldn't prefer their own ride.
However this was taken out of context though because we were talking about old (35 - 50 years old women) and new (under 35 women) and that was the used car/new car discussion.
There is nothing wrong with a beautiful, well maintained certified pre-used BMW. LOL |
Soparents
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Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1854
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 12:39 pm: |
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Certified? Guaranteed to perform EXACTLY the way it is is meant to?
Oh yes, I fully understand the appeal of a well maintained pre-used BMW...
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Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 933
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 12:54 pm: |
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Especially when compared to the bulky useless gas guzzling hummers...LOL |
Hank Zona
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Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5813
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 12:59 pm: |
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but what model should you get that turns over easily on a cold morning? |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 935
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 1:18 pm: |
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One where the owner has been kind and warmed it up appropriately...LOL |
Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1373
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 1:23 pm: |
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I'm a lovely, plug-and-play device. |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3504
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 2:15 pm: |
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You are a piece of meat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-NAvPzdjj0 |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 508
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 2:30 pm: |
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oh god not that again |
Rastro
Citizen
Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3507
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 2:34 pm: |
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Yes, that... again. |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 944
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 3:10 pm: |
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Ok I am gonna be good. I am not going to open it at work...don't open it at work...don't ... |
Bajou
Citizen
Username: Bajou
Post Number: 947
Registered: 2-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 4:13 pm: |
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Oh and Glock:
you wrote:
Sexual peak at 18? That's as big a myth as the female orga...
Nevermind.
Just because you have never seen a woman experience one doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Have faith there are miracles... |
K_soze
Citizen
Username: K_soze
Post Number: 511
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 10:22 pm: |
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Oh snap!!!
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Glock 17
Citizen
Username: Glock17
Post Number: 1378
Registered: 7-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 - 11:08 pm: |
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