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Matt Foley
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Post Number: 341
Registered: 6-2004


Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 5:44 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Waxing nostalgic the other night at a friend's house warming, this came up. We had a large group of SO/Maplewood "kids" present. Very interesting.
None of us are going to dump a body. It was more of a what spots in town are/where neglected & secluded.

I made a case for that Water Treatment Area in Maplewood. It was like a DMZ 20 years ago. Just below Grunning's on the Hill near upper Lenox.

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marion cobretti
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Post Number: 99
Registered: 1-2005
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 6:03 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

the best place i have found in our town is behind old man peabody's. the old coot just has a couple of cross bred, half toed himalayan wombats swimming in his outhouse. it smells like back of the b's.
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Matt Foley
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Post Number: 343
Registered: 6-2004


Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 6:05 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Peabody's place? Was that on Self Pl. or Keasby Rd. ?
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marion cobretti
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Post Number: 100
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Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 6:07 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

no no no, your way off. i'm talking fairview ave. just east of west fairview.
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Matt Foley
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Post Number: 344
Registered: 6-2004


Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 6:12 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I was totally off. I knew a Terry B. Peabody who grew up on Buckingham Gdns. by Chysowych Field.
He was related to Jill Lanzafame on Stirling Dr. East.
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Dave
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Post Number: 6922
Registered: 4-1997


Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 6:18 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Beifus lot. No one's been there for years.
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PARROT HEAD
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Post Number: 101
Registered: 3-2004


Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 6:20 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

First of all, East of West Fairview is Newark Bay so that's out. How about Bryar Ct.? Secluded, not too well known. You could probably smack someone around on that road.
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gotcha
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Post Number: 61
Registered: 5-2005
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 6:32 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Especially hard to find if you don't spell it correctly..it's BRIAR Ct. Makes it easier to find on "Mapquest"!
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Two Sense
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Post Number: 356
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 7:10 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Last body (decapitated) dumped in these parts was found in South Mountain Reservation; so, that's clearly not the best place. How about the Beifus site; no one will ever discover it.
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MHD
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Post Number: 2617
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Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 9:34 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Beifus lot or Shop Rite? Neither site will see people until 2043, at least.....
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peteglider
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Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 10:52 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Right now -- the SOPAC foundation -- maybe the next Jimmy Hoffa!

/p
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Dego Diva
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Post Number: 546
Registered: 12-2003
Posted on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 - 11:27 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Folks, why do you think my garden in doing so well this year - LOTS of fertilizer!
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SouthOrangeNanny
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Post Number: 67
Registered: 3-2005


Posted on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 - 12:09 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

in the sneeky park behind church street...no one ever goes there
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GlassJoe
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Post Number: 32
Registered: 6-2005


Posted on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 - 12:39 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I must admit I have never snuck around that park near Church St. It gives me the willies.

My vote is for behind that useless wall next to the rescue squad.
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Josh Holtz
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Post Number: 52
Registered: 4-2004
Posted on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 - 6:57 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

My basement ... there's a couple of other bodies down there to keep yours company.
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Just The Aunt
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Post Number: 1818
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Posted on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 - 7:23 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

We could always throw them in the duck pond and call them 'Art.'
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Brett Weir
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Post Number: 776
Registered: 4-2004


Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 9:26 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

In what's left of the quarry- that way, if it's discovered you can say Pulte blew the poor bastard up!
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mrmaplewood
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Post Number: 205
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Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 12:31 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The park on Valley which used to be a cemetary before they hauled all the old bodies away. (I always wonder how they did that, and there are such fusses made over other body removals.)
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vor
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Post Number: 442
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 2:40 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

AJC

Sounds like Just the Aunt has just threatened you.
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vor
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Post Number: 443
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 2:43 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Actually JTAs post reminded of those awful jokes...
What do you call a girl with one leg?...Eileen
What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs floating in the water?....Bob
etc etc
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Vertifly
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Post Number: 19
Registered: 7-2005


Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 6:22 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)



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monster
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Post Number: 994
Registered: 7-2002


Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 12:38 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I thought I read somewhere that there are still a few stiffs buried at that park on Valley.
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GlassJoe
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Post Number: 33
Registered: 6-2005


Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 8:38 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Old Montrose school playground
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TomR
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Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 11:48 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Just thinking out loud here.

Is suggesting a place to dump a body to somebody who subsequently dumps a body considered an indictable offense as an accessory to the homocide?

But then again, I'm in M'wood. What do I know?

TomR

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Rastro
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Post Number: 1326
Registered: 5-2004


Posted on Saturday, July 23, 2005 - 11:36 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

tomR, IANAL, but given that this was a hypothetical question, and we had no reason to believe that Matt would subsequently take our advice, I'd think we're clear. And if it was someone other than Matt, well they're just eavsedropping
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Mayor McCheese
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Post Number: 433
Registered: 7-2004


Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 1:57 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I don't get why you would want to dump a body at all. It would make such a good meal. White meat, dark meat, legs, liver, and thighs. Sounds good to me.
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Dust Buster
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Post Number: 28
Registered: 4-2005
Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 8:07 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Several people have found the reservation an excellent place to dump a body. The question is: Where is a good place to buy a large suitcase.
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red_alert
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Post Number: 146
Registered: 3-2005
Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 7:49 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The best place to dump a body...

A seat on the BOT.


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Pizzaz
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Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 8:32 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

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