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Lucy
Supporter
Username: Lucy
Post Number: 2945
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 2:12 pm: | 
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Buzz |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 5814
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 2:15 pm: |
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Mayor,
Here's a reason to quit: I did, and so we'll both be non smokers together if we ever get married. |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 3974
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 2:20 pm: |
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Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 909
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 2:21 pm: |
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Buzz, I think that I feel less like a person wearing a pretty pink dress, and more like the picture of that girl slamming her head against the diving platform.
Being awake is really the only bad time. Everything seems to be OK when I am asleep.
mem, I never thought about it that way. Not only non smokers, but ex - smokers.
I think I might even smoke a Newport right now. And I hate Newports. |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 3976
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 2:27 pm: |
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newport. not even worth it man.
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Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 912
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 3:32 pm: |
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A couple of days ago I would have agreed with you. But right now, I just don't know anymore....
You know what sounds good right now... a nice cup of coffee and a smoke.... MMM...MMM...good... |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 6793
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 3:41 pm: |
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You need to focus on something else. Howzabout trying the "get laid now" feature on Craig's List?
Oh, never mind. Post-coital problems..... |
Pippi
Supporter
Username: Pippi
Post Number: 1819
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 3:59 pm: |
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think about practicing your back flip off the diving board.
that looks like it hurts! |
LilLB
Citizen
Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1327
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 4:09 pm: |
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Hang in there Mayor! I quit my 1 1/2 - 2 pack/day habit in October of 1990. It was very difficult, but MAN was it worth it.
I had dreams for years that I smoked and "blew it" - I wanted cigarettes so badly I thought I would just die without one. But I didn't, and hopefully, I'm farther from dying because of it.
Everyone finds their own groove on the right way to quit - I hope you've found yours. It really is truly worth it. |
Duncan
Supporter
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 5778
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 4:23 pm: |
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ZYBAN WORKS
Way to go Mayor. Nothin like getting those monkey's off your back. It'll be 7 years this august for me.
Hang in there |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 914
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 4:24 pm: |
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LilLB - No groove yet, I just haven't smoked. I actually don't feel too bad. I just kind of feel slightly annoyed all day long.
I was smoking somewhere between 3/4 a pack and 2 packs a day. The average was proably about 21 or 22 smokes a day. Actually, I should say "delicious smokes."
Buzz, The only reason I wouldn't put a cigarette in a smowman would be because I didn't want to waste it. Actually, it would be pretty funny. So, if I had a full pack I might have to do it. (Hopefully I won't have a pack to be able to do it) |
Spitz
Supporter
Username: Doublea
Post Number: 1447
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 4:57 pm: |
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Many, many years ago when I first tried to stop smoking, I had a sailboat that I kept on the Shrewsbury. I went sailing one day with my wife and purposely didn't take any cigarettes on the boat.
I got the craving, spotted someone on the dock smoking, tacked into the dock, bummed a cigarette, and was on my way.
It really is a monkey on your back. Stick with it cheese. |
LilLB
Citizen
Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1328
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 4:57 pm: |
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Actually - I don't remember any of it feeling like I was in any kind of groove come to think of it. It just felt pretty awful for a while, but I think you'll find that those other activities that you associate with a cigarette - like having a drink or drinking a nice cup of coffee - you'll enjoy just as much if not more all by themselves... |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 3978
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 5:04 pm: |
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wait, there is a get laid button on craig's list?
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monster
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2194
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 5:27 pm: |
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mAYOR USES IT TOO MUCH SO THEY TOOK IT OFF |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 3980
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 5:28 pm: |
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NO YOU DIDN'T !
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Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 3981
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 5:29 pm: |
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everytime you want to smoke make monster buy you an adult beverage. |
monster
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2196
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 5:38 pm: |
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or just break out that long thing |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 3983
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 5:41 pm: |
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Lucy
Supporter
Username: Lucy
Post Number: 2949
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 10:57 pm: |
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Every time you want a butt post on MOL! You will get there we will all help you. If you wanta laugh just read this thread! |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 917
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, February 25, 2006 - 4:01 am: |
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Lucy, I would not have enough time in the day to write a post every time I wanted a cigarette.
Still smokfree!
I think my new slogan will be "Smoke free till 83." I figure that if I make it to 83 I can start again. If it takes 20 years or so for any problems to happen that would make me 103 by the time it really caught up to me and I should be about ready to kick the bucket by then. (And when I die I will smell like a dead body, or a fart, or another person who I can't say his/her name or I might get banned for it.)
Besides, I'm sure it would give some people a good laugh to learn that an 83 year old man was trying to pick up smoking. |
Lucy
Supporter
Username: Lucy
Post Number: 2954
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, February 25, 2006 - 7:18 am: |
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"Smoke free till 83" I love it! |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 3990
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 25, 2006 - 7:25 am: |
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when you are 80, I should be somewhere about 183. So it would also be a good time for me to start hitting tequila again.
mayor, keep on keeping on |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 919
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, February 25, 2006 - 11:59 pm: |
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Hey Buzz, I had a smoke tonight. I slipped. But, on the good side, I didn't really like it. It really made me light headed and didn't make me feel so good. I had a few drinks and slipped, but ended up putting out my cigarette a few puffs early. |
monster
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2215
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 1:35 am: |
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awww, we so proud of our little Mayor
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Lucy
Supporter
Username: Lucy
Post Number: 2963
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 8:55 am: |
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Mayor we are still pulling for ya! You have to show that other guy your as strong as him! |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 3997
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 9:11 am: |
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Mr. Mayor
This is a minor setback. You will be smoking in your dreams for years to come. Just don't do it again or your brain might fall out of your ears. It's true. Read the label.
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Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 920
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 11:27 am: |
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I suspect that it was because I had a few drinks in me last night. I don't think it will happen again. |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4000
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 1:04 pm: |
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hey dude rome wasn't built in a day |
The Libertarian
Citizen
Username: Local_1_crew
Post Number: 1610
Registered: 3-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 1:10 pm: |
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how do you know? were you there? |
Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4003
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 3:33 pm: |
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yes |
Joan
Supporter
Username: Joancrystal
Post Number: 7063
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 4:27 pm: |
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Mayor:
You have made trendous progress. You had a smoke and you didn't like it.
Now: just focus on the "didn't like it" part rather than the "had a smoke" part and you will do fine.
You can do this. Just think of all the people who have already shown they can quit smoking and stay smoke-free. You are every bit as good as they are.
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monster
Supporter
Username: Monster
Post Number: 2220
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 5:21 pm: |
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Hey Mayor, are ya'
a
maybe ya' want to smoke a
No, good for you Mayor, good for you...
Honest, the above message was made with good intent, in no way do I condone Mayor smoking, I support him all the way from the cigarette vending machine to the bar, where I will buy him a beer, the next time I see him that is.
Less tobacco
More Hops!!
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Buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 4005
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 5:25 pm: |
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she has no clothes on! (except for a towel) ^^^^^^^^
that's better |
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