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Author Message   Monster© Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 2682 Registered: 7-2002 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 1:17 am:        well....   Tom N Citizen Username: Tjn Post Number: 97 Registered: 3-2005 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 1:26 am:        Some take the highway, others prefer to go in a bucket.   dOd Citizen Username: Dod Post Number: 54 Registered: 5-2004 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 6:19 am:        I went there once in a handbasket. I don't recommend it. dOd   Cynicalgirl Citizen Username: Cynicalgirl Post Number: 2566 Registered: 9-2003 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 6:20 am:        The road paved with good intentions...   LibraryLady(ncjanow) Supporter Username: Librarylady Post Number: 3217 Registered: 5-2001 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 6:58 am:        The Road Not Taken.....hopefully, anyway!   Bob K Supporter Username: Bobk Post Number: 11113 Registered: 5-2001 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 8:00 am:        Some people go on The Road Paved with Good Intentions. This is, I am told, a very direct route.   Arsenal Citizen Username: Arsenal Post Number: 84 Registered: 8-2004 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 8:15 am:        Take 95 North until you reach Fenway Park.   Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 13340 Registered: 1-2003 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 8:19 am:        You can't get there from here.   las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1451 Registered: 10-2003 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 9:01 am:        Four shots of tequilla seems to have worked pretty well for me...   Alleygater Citizen Username: Alleygater Post Number: 1518 Registered: 10-2004 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 9:03 am:        ...by voting Republican.   Hank Zona Supporter Username: Hankzona Post Number: 5389 Registered: 3-2002 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 9:08 am:        639 miles...approx travel time...9 hours, 49 minutes Directions Show Turn by Turn Maps 1. Starting in MAPLEWOOD, NJ on DUNNELL RD - go < 0.1 mi 2. Turn on OAKVIEW AVE - go 0.1 mi 3. Turn on VALLEY ST - go 1.4 mi 4. Bear on SPRINGFIELD AVE - go 0.2 mi 5. Turn onto I-78 WEST toward MORRISTOWN - go 1.2 mi 6. Take fork onto RT-24 WEST toward MORRISTOWN/SPRINGFIELD - go 9.8 mi 7. Take the I-287 NORTH exit toward MAHWAH - go 4.2 mi 8. Take exit #41B onto I-80 WEST toward DEL WATER GAP - go 518.6 mi 9. Take exit #71 onto I-280 NORTH - go 12.9 mi 10. Take the I-75 NORTH exit toward DETROIT - go 23.3 mi 11. Take exit #20 onto I-275 NORTH toward FLINT - go 29.7 mi 12. Take exit #29 onto M-14 WEST toward ANN ARBOR - go 16.0 mi 13. Continue on US-23 NORTH - go 6.1 mi 14. Take exit #49/N TERRITORIAL RD - go 0.1 mi 15. Turn on E NORTH TERRITORIAL RD - go 0.3 mi 16. E NORTH TERRITORIAL RD becomes N TERRITORIAL RD W - go 2.3 mi 17. N TERRITORIAL RD W becomes W NORTH TERRITORIAL RD - go 0.9 mi 18. W NORTH TERRITORIAL RD becomes N TERRITORIAL RD - go 4.9 mi 19. Turn on DEXTER PINCKNEY RD - go 4.2 mi 20. Turn on DARWIN RD - go 0.5 mi 21. Continue on PATTERSON LAKE RD - go 2.2 mi 22. Arrive at the center of HELL, MI   mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 5918 Registered: 5-2001 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 9:50 am:        There's a dressing room with a star and my name on the door there.   kevin Supporter Username: Kevin Post Number: 666 Registered: 2-2002 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 11:01 am:        I took a cruise to there once, but I am sure that you can fly.   mjh Supporter Username: Mjh Post Number: 441 Registered: 5-2001 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 11:28 am:        Rumor has it that the quickest, surest way to hell is by serving on the South Orange BOT.   Cynicalgirl Citizen Username: Cynicalgirl Post Number: 2567 Registered: 9-2003 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 11:30 am:        Route 22   Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 81 Registered: 2-2006 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 12:44 pm:        I can vouch for mem I know that she has a dressing room in hell with a star on her door and a red carpet leading to it..I know for sure cause it's right next to mine. LOL   Pdg Citizen Username: Pdg Post Number: 740 Registered: 5-2004 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 12:48 pm:        Don't forget to take a warm coat - last time I went, hell had frozen over, pigs were flying, very strange place.   dawny Citizen Username: Day Post Number: 54 Registered: 11-2003 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 1:01 pm:        Arsenal, I-95's not going to get you to Fenway Park. You should be so lucky.   fiche Citizen Username: Fiche Post Number: 109 Registered: 3-2002 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 3:47 pm:        By boat on the River Styx.   mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 5928 Registered: 5-2001 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 3:51 pm:        I have a bottle of Verve Clique on ice waiting there for me as well. Make that many, many bottles. Bayou, I hope you will resume drinking so you can join me.   Innisowen Citizen Username: Innisowen Post Number: 1876 Registered: 3-2004 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 4:13 pm:        Actually, Hell is the name of a town in central Norway, one of the frigid parts of the country in winter. Its reputation no doubt gave rise to the expression "it'll be a cold day in Hell..."   Arsenal Citizen Username: Arsenal Post Number: 85 Registered: 8-2004 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 4:37 pm:        Dawny- You got my drift...   jersey Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 412 Registered: 1-2006 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 9:53 pm:        Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll.... And bad credit? J.B.   jersey Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 413 Registered: 1-2006 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 9:54 pm:        Waaaaait a minute. Please help? Section. J.B.   CLK Supporter Username: Clkelley Post Number: 2114 Registered: 6-2002 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 10:28 pm:        No - Soapbox All Politics. Definitely a faster route. Or wait - Education. Yeah, that'll get you there really fast.   jersey Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 417 Registered: 1-2006 Posted on Friday, March 31, 2006 - 11:32 pm:        My point is: why is this a "please help" post. Please help Monster get to hell? It's a done deal. The fastest route... it might have something to do with mead.   Monster© Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 2696 Registered: 7-2002 Posted on Saturday, April 1, 2006 - 2:01 am:        & pippi likes it too....   catmanjac Citizen Username: Catmanjac Post Number: 108 Registered: 2-2004 Posted on Saturday, April 1, 2006 - 10:44 am:        SUICIDE!