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Pat Scanlan
Citizen
Username: Squarehead
Post Number: 13
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Monday, May 8, 2006 - 8:25 am: | 
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I have a really painful hang nail and don't know what to do. Can anybody help?
Patricia |
HOMMELL
Citizen
Username: Hommell
Post Number: 161
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 8, 2006 - 8:46 am: |
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Superglue |
MittenReckitt
Citizen
Username: Mittenreckitt
Post Number: 12
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Monday, May 8, 2006 - 2:34 pm: |
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Are you sure you don't have a screw loose rather than a hang nail squarehead? |
davidbuckley
Citizen
Username: Davidbuckley
Post Number: 599
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, May 8, 2006 - 6:43 pm: |
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I (unlike MR) will assume this is a true entreaty.
I find that nail scissors/file to even out as much as possible followed by "flexible fabric" band-aid is what works best.
Feel better.
Scratch well all.
David |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 750
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 2:39 pm: |
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Pat,
So what happend with your hangnail? I'm dieing to know.
J.B. |
Pat Scanlan
Citizen
Username: Squarehead
Post Number: 14
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 3:31 pm: |
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thanks so much ReckittMitten...you are a real humanitarian sicko. I ended up having a friend who is a nurse practitioner take a look, and she fixed it, but said I need to have surgery so it doesn't re-occur.
Patricia |
Josh Holtz
Citizen
Username: Jholtz
Post Number: 424
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 3:32 pm: |
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What exactly is a hang nail? |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 7622
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 3:45 pm: |
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Let's step back a moment. Surgery? What, exactly, kind of hang nail is this? Forgive my morbid fascination, but please post a picture!
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gettinoffadaroof
Citizen
Username: Upondaroof
Post Number: 688
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 7:05 pm: |
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Has anyone else noticed the MittenReckitt / Pat Scanlan mini feud taking place? Scanlan blasts Reckitt as a perv and Reckitt shoots back with BB's. Now Pat Scanlan has transgendered into a female!? WTF? |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 757
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 9:02 pm: |
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The best part is they have practically the same number of posts, neither appears without the other.
But when they both arrived, Pat denied they were posting from the same computer, which I asked.
I can't seem to insert links to MOL topics but it began with Mitten askind for garden tools.
Tools...
J.B. |
gettinoffadaroof
Citizen
Username: Upondaroof
Post Number: 692
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 9:26 pm: |
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"I can't seem to insert links to MOL topics but it began with Mitten askind for garden tools."
Here's yer link, JB, and check out Scanlans reply to your post about usernames. He references his wife! Now he's a she! ("Said Hey Man, take a walk on the wild side......)
/discus/messages/3131/111931.html?1146705264 |
Kramer
Citizen
Username: Kramer
Post Number: 151
Registered: 9-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 9:32 pm: |
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Ok, if you have a hangnail - you may not want to watch this.
If you don't have a hangnail, proceed at own risk. It's a cartoon called "The Hangnail."
http://www.shaneacker.com/hang_lrg.html |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 761
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 9:51 pm: |
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Gettinoftheroof,
Here in M/SO a Patricia with a wife didn't strike me as unusual. I did, however, have a virtual, AH HA, moment.
I'm thinking Laurel and Hardy, but not as funny. Or, to keep it Jersey, Abbot and Costello, but not as funny.
Except the masterbating into a mitten -- I did laugh at that. They were off to a promising start.
I say, "Quit the faking and do some actually funny back and forth."
You know, "Who was that lesbian I saw you with last night."
"That was no lesbian, that was my wife." Bad Da dum!
As for now, my assessment is: tools...
J.B. |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 762
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 9:54 pm: |
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Ooh, it's over in Home Fix-it: the tools post.
Funny stuff. |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 7631
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 10:07 pm: |
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I read the Home Fixit thread. So, the question becomes..........
How exactly did Mr. Trish get the hangnail? |
MittenReckitt
Citizen
Username: Mittenreckitt
Post Number: 13
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 10:17 pm: |
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Frankly, I don't know whether to be offended by the fact that you're implying we're the same person or miffed that you would take the time to sleuth this out.
If you look closely at the trend, other than this instance, I have posted first, followed by an inappropriate and often malicious post by Scanlan. I just couldn't resist in this case, as clearly Pat or Patricia was mocking our beloved MOL.
Clearly, the guy/girl has issues. |
Jersey Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 766
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 10:26 pm: |
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Okay, let's change the subject.
So how did you come up with your user name?
J.B.
Pat, that's your cue. |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 7632
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 - 10:28 pm: |
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Oh, untwist your knickers, Mittens. If you are really a newbie, you must understand the level of stupidity some people stoop to in order to get attention. If you aren't, well, you know the drill.
You'll just have to ride it out.
Besides, as Judge Judy says "Does it look like you're losing?" |
Pat Scanlan
Citizen
Username: Squarehead
Post Number: 15
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 8:29 pm: |
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you caught me. Going to Patricia from Pat was my patehtic attempt to appease my wife and hide my identity. I know...sounds dumb, but appeased the little misses. Funny thing is...this reminds me of androgenous Pat from SNL years way back. I swear on my daughter's life I am not ReckittMitten and my story about the disturbing masturbation is true. Go find somebody who worked at Reckitt & Colman (now Reckitt Benckiser) in Wayne back in the late 90's in marketing. They will confirm my story -- and for more laughs, also ask them about the franchise and x-man.
Pat |
gettinoffadaroof
Citizen
Username: Upondaroof
Post Number: 693
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 8:41 pm: |
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Not convinced. The truth will set you free! |
Pat Scanlan
Citizen
Username: Squarehead
Post Number: 16
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 9:29 pm: |
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two things you need to consider gettingoffararoof.
1) seriously, get off maplewood online and get a life
2) I am telling the truth |
gettinoffadaroof
Citizen
Username: Upondaroof
Post Number: 696
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 9:55 pm: |
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You bet, Patty!  |
MittenReckitt
Citizen
Username: Mittenreckitt
Post Number: 14
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 11:03 pm: |
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Hey, did you know The Truth at Reckitt roof? He was another one of the boys there. Ths guy pat scanlan was a crazy guy - had a square head to boot.
Don't believe these crazy mitten masturbation stories. Basically, my name is a function of my defensive prowess on the basketball court - similar to a glove, I was often put on the leading scorer on the other team. Reading between the lines, I couldn't hit the side of the backboard with a kickball, so they humored me by positining me as a defensive specialist. Hey, it made me famous for something other than this excel spreadsheet that was passed of as genius work. |
Rick B
Citizen
Username: Ruck1977
Post Number: 1098
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 8:18 am: |
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if someone named "the mitten" was coverine me on the basketball court, I am not sure I could contain my laughter. Hence the great defensive specialist?
or perhaps, "masturbating into a mitten" means something else and mittenreckitt, is the mitten? |
MittenReckitt
Citizen
Username: Mittenreckitt
Post Number: 15
Registered: 4-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 7:38 pm: |
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Ok, I give up...I did it once, but it was a dare...and it was after I had already established my defensive wizadry on the basketball floor. |
Jersey_Boy
Citizen
Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 791
Registered: 1-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 8:17 pm: |
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I dare you to... (whisper, whisper, whisper.)
(Thinks about it) I accept that dare. I'm going into a closet with this mitten and I won't be back for ten minutes!
J.B. |
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