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Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3606
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 1:59 pm: | 
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Monster Wife left my soap in the PA restroom last night on her way home from the city.
My last sliver of soap disintegrated in the shower this morning, I need my soap!!
So, if anyone in NYC today happens to be walking by an Amish Market grocery store, can you please stop in and buy me a few bars of Olive Soap, the big green bars, oh yeah baby that's right, I need the Olive Soap!
It's the only soap I will use, and I'm going to start getting Monster Dirty without it, so please-please-please, it's only a dollar, maybe a few cents more, and I will give you the money back of course.
Please someone, get me my Olive Soap, the big green bars.
Gotta' go out for a bit so I won't be able to check the thread, but if you buy it Monster will be so happy!
Thank You,
Monster |
Mayor McCheese
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Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1682
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 2:02 pm: |
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Olive soap is for jerks.
Just use hand soap. |
Soparents
Citizen
Username: Soparents
Post Number: 1110
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 2:18 pm: |
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Monsters use mud.... |
LilLB
Citizen
Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1795
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 2:26 pm: |
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GNC has Olive Soap.
http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2134241&cp&totalResultsCount=7&sG roup=Health+%26%23038%3B+Beauty&keywords=olive+soap&searchId=10612217331&parentP age=search |
greenetree
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Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 8081
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 2:32 pm: |
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Would it work if you poured some dish soap into a pitted olive? |
Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3608
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 3:50 pm: |
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good one greentree.
The Amish Market has handmade soap, I have to have their handmade Olive Soap, the green bar, it's a great big green bar.
Practically any other soap leaves a residue that Monster doesn't like, not to mention the fact that they make Monster itchy.
It really is a lovely bar of soap, I really like the fact that it actually has bits of the pit in the soap that can really scratch you at times, aaahhhhhh......
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LilLB
Citizen
Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1797
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 3:54 pm: |
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I didn't need to know that much about Monster in the shower..... |
Mayor McCheese
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Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1683
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 3:55 pm: |
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Monster likes it because it is green. They also make yellow soap, but monster doesn't like the color yellow. As a child Monster would not eat the broken cookies because they taste different. |
Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3610
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 4:10 pm: |
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this would be the Amish Market I am referring too, http://tinyurl.com/rtrsz
and they do make a yellow soap, but after seeing the way Mayor McCheesey likes to eat yellow snow in the winter, I just can't bring myself to use the yellow soap anymore. |
ess
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Username: Ess
Post Number: 2271
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 4:20 pm: |
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Broken cookies do taste different! And they have no calories, either. |
LilLB
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Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1800
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 4:24 pm: |
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Wow....and I thought the Amish only lived in Pennsylvania. I didn't know they had farms on 9th Ave too  .
Ess - I like your "no calorie" theory...I think you're onto something....
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Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3616
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 4:43 pm: |
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as an added thought, if anyone finds themselves stopping by the lost and found at the train station, they could ask if a bag of soap was found in the women's restroom.... |
LilLB
Citizen
Username: Lillb
Post Number: 1803
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 5:12 pm: |
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The lost & found attendants will start getting suspicious and wonder why so many people seem to have lost a bag of soap. I can hear it now...."Henry - what is UP with everyone losing bags of soap? I bet that's code word for Drugs. Maybe we should alert the Police and notify them the next time someone comes in and asks if we found their bag of soap." |
Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3620
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 5:16 pm: |
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Amateur Night
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Username: Deborahg
Post Number: 1870
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 10:56 pm: |
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Trader Joe's used to have the big green bars of olive soap..not sure they still do...Whole Foods might as well. |
Joan
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Username: Joancrystal
Post Number: 7601
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, June 18, 2006 - 12:52 pm: |
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Is that the Amish Market on Battery Place? |
Monster©
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Username: Monster
Post Number: 3642
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, June 18, 2006 - 1:43 pm: |
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No it's the on on 9th Ave, 731 9th Ave.
Alleygator got me soap, he is da man, and he wouldn't even let me pay him for it, but I did tell hem that drinks are on me sometime in the near future.
Now the real question here is, should I go take a bath all over again just to do it with my soap. |
Tom Reingold
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Username: Noglider
Post Number: 14751
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Monday, June 19, 2006 - 12:19 pm: |
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It's not olive soap, but Pathmark has inexpensive glycerine/honey soap that is very nice. Leaves no residue.
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