| Author | Message | ||
     monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1132 Registered: 7-2002  |
In the beginning... He created a mountain, trees, and a midget.  http://www.venganza.org/index.htm Touched By His Noodly Appendage http://www.venganza.org/noodledoodle_bg3b.jpg | ||
| bets Supporter Username: Bets Post Number: 2285 Registered: 6-2001  |
I am not clinking those. Where do they lead? | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1133 Registered: 7-2002 |
okay, don't clink them but they are safe to click no porn.... | ||
| bets Supporter Username: Bets Post Number: 2290 Registered: 6-2001 |
not my worry porn that all can see more that links lead to endless | ||
| bets Supporter Username: Bets Post Number: 2291 Registered: 6-2001 |
but do you like my new word clink? It's what happens when people click on a bad link. I'm sorry I implied that your links weren't valid. They are, and people should click them. | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1135 Registered: 7-2002 |
I do like the clink thinking of things that clink go I go to work now  | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1141 Registered: 7-2002 |
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| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1159 Registered: 7-2002 |
hmmmm, I think I need to teach myself a lesson.... | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1160 Registered: 7-2002 |
The lesson: to give her inches and feed her well | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1221 Registered: 7-2002 |
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| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1222 Registered: 7-2002 |
So I was roaming around the net the other night, and found this very sexy movie of these two, well, these girls are, very very, oh heck--just watch it http://www.homepage.mac.com/jocnsoc/woohoo.mov | ||
| LazyDog Citizen Username: Lazydog Post Number: 77 Registered: 6-2005  |
Yep...I fell for it | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1224 Registered: 7-2002 |
I could see that  | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1249 Registered: 7-2002 |
now that school is back in session, I took up my old routine pretty easy, even went out and took some pictures this morning, here's a couple  | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1250 Registered: 7-2002 |
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| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 2576 Registered: 5-2001  |
Oh man, that looks like one of them invasion of the body snatcher pods! watch out.... | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1263 Registered: 7-2002 |
Found this in the corner of my hard drive Sunny Side Up I took the glistening, virginally white oval out of the fiercely bubbling, ecstatic cauldron of hot, hot water and cupped my hand around it and felt its contours with shimmering delight. OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH was it hot! YESSSSSSSSSS! I reached for my long, sturdy , battering egg knife and tapped. Did it ever open! Wide open! What a gorgeous gash! UMMMMMMMMMMMMM! the shell slipped off and I touched the tender, moist, protein-swollen mebranes of the secret softness. The steamy slice of hot, ready, edible egg burned my fingers but I thrust firmly with my rigid tool and inserted the erect, serrated knife. I'M YOLKING YOU! the lubricious, oleaginous, golden yellow ambrosial nectar of the pulsating, quivering core gushed out into my egg cup. I centered my mouth over the slickened surface of the spoon and ate, ate, ate! "I ate you", I whispered. Did I ever.... | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1321 Registered: 7-2002 |
Just sittin' here at work, trying not to do to much of it, cloning drives for a Microsoft Security class that starts on Saturday (that makes me laugh, M$ & security), and listening to KRock2 streaming radio off the internet (got it cranked too) Stream address, http://tuner1.dc1.sonixtream.com/solon/media/tuner/Tuner?aff=krockradio&useSame= true&type=NN&activex=no http://www.krock2.com/ I just recovered 235 mp3 files off a crashed drive, but they have lost their names and are now known as FILO.MP3 to FIL235.MP3, I guess I'll have to drop them into iTunes for some random listening. I just popped 3 "Haribo Gold-Bears" gummi candies into my wife (now how the heck did I type wife when I meant to type mouth, hhhmmmmm) they are a little hard and chewy, the open bag has been in the bottom of my work bag for the last couple of months. After the first couple of licks (there I go again), I mean chews everything is good. Wonder what else I have in this bag, Magazines, (3 Mac Addicts, Smart Computing, eWeek, InfoWorld, MacMall catalog A Reeses inside out cup (just ate that too) A Nature Valley Oats 'N Homey Granola Bar oooh, a roll of SweetTARTS Hospital consent form from St. Barnabas (where I had my appendix taken out last Tuesday A cable tester A toolkit An "Ultra" 13 piece Zip Cord Connection Kit A Firewire cable Classroom Schedules A Manual classroom setup guide for MS course #2297A (Planning, Implementing, Managing, & Maintaining a MS Windows Server 2003 Environment for an MCSE on Windows 2000) First 8 chapters of said course A couple of peoples Resumes Headphones A SOYO TechAID Diagnostic Card w/manual oooohhhh, another Reeses, I'll save this one Pepsi bottlecaps A Verizon contract A spiral bound notebook Pens Floppy disks (HD-Kill, assorted drivers, MS Server 2003 boot floppy, Ghost 2003 boot floppy TweakNT, student & healthcare handbook, LM Hosts file, W2k boot floppy, SID changer, Partition Magic) CD's (Hoary-Live CD, Ubuntu Disks for Mac & PC, Linspire, assorted apps & utilities, Nero OEM Suite, W2k3 Server, Diagnostic CD, Terry Bollinger Spyware kit CD, MS classroom setup guides, more tools, Dreamweaver, Acronis boot CD, Acronis Partition Expert, ERD Commander, XP Pro, TechNet Download CD's, Designing MS W2k Migration Strategy, MS Word 2002 Step By Step, XP Service Pack 2 w/Advanced Security Technologies Disc 2730 Sept. 2004, assorted classroom/instructor install CD'sn & student disks, Implementing MS W2kPro & server, PS CS2, NT & W2k service packs, Roxio EZ CD, CBT Nuggets, MX Studio, Cisco 2500 IOS w/extras) A 4 gig I/O Magic Giga Bank pocket drive (about the size of a Zippo) with a bunch of crap on it The last of the gummi bears Motorola E815 manual Assorted bits & pieces of paper Boredom & laziness Now to go do some more work.... | ||
| bets Supporter Username: Bets Post Number: 2417 Registered: 6-2001 |
That list (from "wonder what else" down) describes items in my office with (obviously) variations on the software/St. Barnabas form/MAC stuff. Our candy comparisons are totally off. I am organized: Jolly Ranchers in a candy bowl on the help desk for any and all; Tootsie Pops, Blow Pops, Starburst, and Smarties in my office for student of staff employees. The Smarties are by far the most popular. | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 458 Registered: 10-2003 |
Bets, if Monster can get music off of his crashed hard drive why can't you get it off mine? All due respect. | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1326 Registered: 7-2002 |
ooooohhhhhh Bets, methinks las has made a jibe.... | ||
| bets Supporter Username: Bets Post Number: 2421 Registered: 6-2001 |
las, your hard drive made a last, long, tortured grinding noise shortly before the backup ceased. Subsequent boot into Knoppix shows no hard drive present. Monster may have better data retrieval resources at his disposal. Monster? | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1331 Registered: 7-2002 |
It sounds like it's dead bets, but I could always try. | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 465 Registered: 10-2003 |
I trust you entirely, Bets. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 2722 Registered: 5-2001 |
monster, your new web page is AMAZING. How did you get all the letter do go different colors. http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/exposing_reptilians.htm | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1333 Registered: 7-2002 |
Ouch, that hurts my eyes. Now this is a site that offers much entertainment, once you find the links on some of the pages just keep clicking away for page after page of fun, until you find the WMDs http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 472 Registered: 10-2003 |
Hi Monster - remember me? I'm the one who accidentally hit on your wife the other evening... | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1334 Registered: 7-2002 |
yes of course, and I'm sorry I never made it to your party, but I was having to much fun at Bunnys with Jamie, Dave, Bets, & everyone else. You missed the fun we had with my extra set of balls.... | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 473 Registered: 10-2003 |
Well, you hold on to your balls and I'll play with them another time. | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1335 Registered: 7-2002 |
These were sent from Thomas Jefferson to his Granddaughter Cornelia in 1811, when she was twelve. My wife has them posted up on the dining room wall, she says that she will try to follow them. I asked here where she was following them to.... A DOZEN CANONS OF CONDUCT IN LIFE * Never put off tomorrow what you can do today * Never trouble another with what you can do yourself * Never spend your money before you have it * Never but a thing you do not want because it is cheap * Take care of your cents; dollars will take care of themselves * Pride costs us more than hunger, thirst and cold * We never repent of having eat too little * Nothing is troublesome that one does willingly * How much pain have cost us the evils which have never happened * Take things always by their smooth handle * Think as you please and so let others and you will have no disputes * When angry, count 10 before you speak; if very angry, 100. | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1339 Registered: 7-2002 |
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| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1387 Registered: 7-2002 |
Here I am at work again, trying no to.... | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1440 Registered: 7-2002 |
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| Strings Supporter Username: Blue_eyes Post Number: 688 Registered: 4-2004  |
I think you and I own all of the same CD's. | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1458 Registered: 7-2002 |
music, it helps the world go around.... | ||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 7738 Registered: 4-1997  |
MONSTAHHH!!!!!!!! Tried some Audioslave tonight and it was good. | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1460 Registered: 7-2002 |
DAAAVVVE!!!! 8888888BAAAALL!!!! A slave, that's what I am tonight, I'm still at work dagnabit, but I will be leaving in a few minutes.... | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1546 Registered: 7-2002 |
At times only a little, & others a lot. Latley it seems to be a flowing forth profusely, I seem to be able to carry on a conversation with myself quite well, and have an ability to make myself laugh out loud, but more often I seem to chuckle on & on. I usually find myself just cresting upon the tide of wakefullness when I know that I am doing this, but I can't stop myself, and continue to spurt forth my somniloquy. The other morning was a laughing somniloquism of mirth. I do not know what I found amusing, but I found myself riding the waves of my dream onto the beach of awakening, laughing all the way. I knew I was laughing before I hit land, & then I was awake and still laughing, only to find my wife beside me, laughing at my morning somniloquy. It's a great way to start the day.... | ||
| Tom Kerns Supporter Username: Tom_kerns Post Number: 232 Registered: 6-2004 |
I hate it when people laugh at my morning somniloquy | ||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1547 Registered: 7-2002 |
Well stop being so funny Tom.... |
