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     Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 7881 Registered: 4-1997  |
Have you heard that the spaghetti god creator has been given an $80,000 advance to write the bible of Pastafarianism? | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1549 Registered: 7-2002  |
get the heck outta' o' here.... I think my noodly appendage may just need to be chronicled on notebook paper and finely drawn with a #2 Ticonderoga pencil. | ||||
| Tom Kerns Supporter Username: Tom_kerns Post Number: 234 Registered: 6-2004 |
Is that why they call you pencil d..... never mind | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1553 Registered: 7-2002 |
why you, I oughtta'....  | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1554 Registered: 7-2002 |
OK, I came to post an image of my family Totem but got side-tracked by a pencil pusher... My family Totem,  | ||||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 7889 Registered: 4-1997 |
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/15011/inde x.html | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1590 Registered: 7-2002 |
So yesterday I found out that a recent acquaintance of mine is on tour with "Nena", which of course made me think of "99 Luftballons", which came out & was a big hit while I was living in Germany. I loved Nena, all day yesterday I couldn't get that song out of my head, I went to bed with it floating around inside my skull. I hadn't thought of the song all day today, & then I get to work & what do you think I see in the hallway, that's right fscking red ballons, now I have the song going over & over & over up there, and it's not the english version, oh no, its the Germany version, as it should be of course. So since I'm setting here in front of a computer, I decide to look up Nena's homepage on the net (I mean, she has to have one right?), I'm all ready to go look for her album that came out this year. I'm looking around on the site, translated via Google (my German language skills are just about gone), when I start looking at pictures of the tours, first picture I see is a picture of Nena and one of the guys with her is the guy who just moved into the neighborhood, cool. As it turns out she has a thriving career, and a new double album that came out earlier this year, I think I'll have to go find it, "Willst Du Mit Mir Gehn", this is a follow up to her 2002 20th anniversary album "Nena Feat.Nena", which is comprised of new versions of her hits. This album launched her into the spotlight once again. Oh yeah, she's still hot.... 99 Luftballons Hast du etwas Zeit für mich Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich Singe ich ein Lied für dich Von 99 Luftballons Und das sowas von sowas kommt 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All Darum schickte ein General 'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben wenn's so wär Dabei war'n dort am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons 99 Düsenflieger Jeder war ein grosser Krieger Hielten sich für Captain Kirk Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht Dabei schoss man am Horizont Auf 99 Luftballons 99 Kriegsminister Streichholz und Benzinkanister Hielten sich für schlaue Leute Witterten schon fette Beute Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht Man wer hätte das gedacht Das es einmal so weit kommt Wegen 99 Luftballons Wegen 99 Luftballons 99 Luftballons 99 Jahre Krieg Liessen keinen Platz für Sieger Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr Und auch keine Düsenflieger Heute zieh ich meine Runden Seh' die Welt in Trümmern liegen Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen American Version, You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn 'till one by one they were gone Back at base, sparks in the software Flash the message "something's out there" Floating in the summer sky Ninety nine red balloons go by Ninety nine red balloons Floating in the summer sky Panic bells, it's red alert There's something here from somewhere else The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye And focusing it on the sky The ninety nine red balloons go by Ninety nine decisions treat Ninety nine ministers meet To worry, worry, super scurry Call the troops out in a hurry This is what we've waited for This is it boys, this is war The President is on the line As Ninety nine red balloons go by Ninety nine knights of the air Ride super high-tech jet fighters Everyone's a super hero Everyone's a Captain Kirk With orders to identify To clarify and classify Scramble in the summer sky Ninety nine red balloons go by As ninety nine red balloons go by Ninety nine dreams I have had In every one a red balloon It's all over and I'm standing pretty In this dust that was a city If i could find a souvenir Just to prove the world was here And here is a red balloon I think of you and let it go | ||||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 3076 Registered: 5-2001  |
I like the German version better ! Octoberfest does not have to stop in November...... smofe | ||||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 7999 Registered: 4-1997 |
A spaghetti story http://www.newyorker.com/printables/fiction/051121fi_fiction | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1613 Registered: 7-2002 |
mmmmm spaghetti.... thanks, I gotta' go, I'm cooking spaghetti & it's a delicate operation.... | ||||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 8050 Registered: 4-1997 |
MEAD!!! | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1629 Registered: 7-2002 |
ARGYLE!! | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1642 Registered: 7-2002 |
Senior Moment There was a commercial on tv a moment ago, the one about the space saver bag, just hoock a vacuum hose to it and suck the air out.... Monster wife says, "how does it do that?" Monster says, "They suck!" Monster wife says, "How do you get a vacuum to suck the air out?" Monster says, They SUCK!, vacuums suck! Monster wife starts laughing and says, "oh yeah". Insert laughter.... | ||||
| Tom Kerns Supporter Username: Tom_kerns Post Number: 271 Registered: 6-2004 |
I find it curious that you called it a "Senior Moment", when afterall she couldn't be more than 29! | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1648 Registered: 7-2002 |
29! that would make her younger than me.... | ||||
| Duncan Supporter Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 5423 Registered: 12-2001  |
HAPPY NEW YEAR | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1783 Registered: 7-2002 |
ya' kookbiscuit and a Happy New Year right back at ya'.... | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1875 Registered: 7-2002 |
Back in December while being nostalgic for holidays past I made a post in the virtual cafe about Krampus and the holiday tradition of putting ones shoes out for Nikolaustag. I thought the post should probably have been made here instead, and since I've been collecting images of old Krampus postcards, I've made a webpage of them for others to enjoy. Below you will find the link to the webpage, and I have also quoted my original post. http://homepage.mac.com/jocnsoc/krampus/
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| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1992 Registered: 7-2002 |
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| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 8517 Registered: 4-1997 |
Monster, if you come down to Bunny's by 10pm I'll buy you a pint and show you how to fix that. | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1993 Registered: 7-2002 |
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| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1994 Registered: 7-2002 |
I can't, my wife isn't home yet, but if you come here I'll open up the mead
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| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 8518 Registered: 4-1997 |
That wasn't proper mead. Plus I have to get back home and paint the 2nd coat in the dining room. Good thing I got the paint by numbers kit. | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1995 Registered: 7-2002 |
ooohhhhh, paint by numbers..... Have fun, no I mean it, have fun....
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| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1997 Registered: 7-2002 |
By Dave I think I've got it!
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| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1998 Registered: 7-2002 |
ooohhh, I do, I do got it....
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| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 8521 Registered: 4-1997 |
From the band's e-mail list:
War Pigs! | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 1999 Registered: 7-2002 |
My wife has me going to some womans 50th birthday party on Friday night, and I don't even know who the heck she or her husband is, but I just may be able to cut out early.
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| doctor yin Citizen Username: Dino Post Number: 78 Registered: 8-2001  |
WAR PIGS! MEAD! And triumphant return of doctor yan | ||||
| Buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 3829 Registered: 5-2001 |
 .....jackhammers | ||||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 8592 Registered: 4-1997 |
Anyone trudging out in the snow tomorrow night? We need a podcast. | ||||
| Buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 3830 Registered: 5-2001 |
I might be up for a start of the snowstorm of the century podcast production meeting and bunny's. Need to see how the wind blows (what's going on w/ kid buzzes and mrs buzz) but it sure sounds fine. what about you dr. monster? and dude could I get that sly segment? | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 2087 Registered: 7-2002 |
Sly segment at Bunnys tonight, leaving any minute Unless it's cancelled I will be at the Sweetheart dance tomorrow with my daughter, but there's always Sunday Or a meeting tonight, as I said, "Don't you need something at the grocery store Buzzsaw?" | ||||
| Buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 3831 Registered: 5-2001 |
i have to get up early tomorrow and if I pour myself through the keyhole i'd have to sleep outside w/ all my 8 tracks. | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 2088 Registered: 7-2002 |
 I'll have one for ya', I'm not planning on staying out all night either, or at least I plan on pacing myself.... | ||||
| Buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 3832 Registered: 5-2001 |
w.w.j.d.? | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 2090 Registered: 7-2002 |
he had a brewski wit me & we talked about world affairs and the state of the S.O. govt. Then we listened to some tunes, watched the Olympic opening ceremony, and then went on.... | ||||
| monster Supporter Username: Monster Post Number: 2095 Registered: 7-2002 |
I'm wearing a suit for the 3rd time in 12 or so years, getting ready to go to the Sweetheart Dinner Dance with my duaghter, and may I say that she looks smokin' tonight. Maybe I'll post a pic later of me wearing a suit, I know some people believe that I don't even own a suit. | ||||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 939 Registered: 10-2003 |
I'm sure you look smokin' yourself, Monster. Did you buy your daughter a corsage? | ||||
| sac Supporter Username: Sac Post Number: 3118 Registered: 5-2001 |
So, did you have a wonderful time? My spouse and daughter were there also (not home yet, actually, as I post this.) I bought the flowers, though. (I guess some things never change.) |
